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Mar 4th, 2004 06:59 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Terra
The dog goes outside. Simple. He'll drop a few pounds too.

Don't just invest in industrial size aromatic odor camouflages, clean the place. THAT is going to get rid of the odor.
Normal cleanings do not get rid of THIS dog's smell ... and he's got some hella-smelly farts too but that may be a side-effect of human food. The main reason I'm startin' to get worried is that he's getting to be an old dog (in human years).
Mar 4th, 2004 02:12 AM
ArrowX Dogs are fat useless wastes of flesh and will soon be replacebe by Munchkin Cats
Mar 4th, 2004 02:05 AM
Jixby Phillips I disagree, i think it was a very bad post!
Mar 4th, 2004 01:33 AM
Anonymous Good post.
Mar 3rd, 2004 09:35 PM
Raize
hi

Have sex in front of the dog, then maybe he'll want that too.

Then you won't have to pick up pre-op transvestites anymore, you can just fuck the dog.
Mar 3rd, 2004 08:29 PM
Terra The dog goes outside. Simple. He'll drop a few pounds too.

Don't just invest in industrial size aromatic odor camouflages, clean the place. THAT is going to get rid of the odor.
Mar 3rd, 2004 05:47 PM
eggyolk Where does your grandad keep the gun?
Mar 3rd, 2004 04:57 PM
kellychaos
Kickin' Out The Roommate

I've kept my dog in the house for several weeks during the recent single-digit cold snap we've had here in the mdiwest. Now that the weather's sufficiently warm enough for dog-kind, I'm having a hard time deciding if I want to throw his smelly ass back in the kennel or simply invest in industrial-size containers of Fabreeze and Carpet Fresh. In addition, he seems to be getting fatter because he looks at me while I eat meals and I'm a sucker for the pitiful slobs begging tactics. All around unhealthy for him, but I can't seem to make the move.

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