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Mar 10th, 2004 03:47 PM
Spooky my friend used to shoplift alot, and he only got caught once. when he went to court for it, everything he had on was stolen from the very same kmart.

oh sweet sweet irony

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oh, yeah, and:

Mar 10th, 2004 03:08 PM
mesobe I think "stupid" should be added to the "never misspell for any reason at all" list

(is "misspell" right?) id google it but Im way too lazy and I might even humour someone.
Mar 10th, 2004 12:44 PM
sadie
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everyone at wal-mart is stupied
lol
Mar 10th, 2004 10:05 AM
Matt Harty Wow, that was sad




















Mar 10th, 2004 08:45 AM
SMN I suck, I'm un original, and I could have come up with a better response.
jesus, Is that all, or do you want me to give myself a lobotomy?
Mar 10th, 2004 08:22 AM
Supafly345 Someone make fun of this guy. I don't feel like expressing emotion right now.
Mar 10th, 2004 07:35 AM
SMN
Mar 10th, 2004 05:57 AM
brandinoel everyone at wal-mart is stupied... my cozin bought a stereo and he opened the box, took out the stereo filled the box w/ magazines and put all of the fome shit back in it. they didn't really look in the box and he got a free stereo.
Mar 10th, 2004 04:37 AM
Dr. V In Russia, Wal-mart has you assinated for defrauding the company that is actually owned by the secret police of the Soviet Union and will not be made a fool of! All will comply, or be terminated!
Mar 8th, 2004 07:19 PM
Evil Robot
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I CAN'T EVEN FRIGGN UNDERSTAND THE DAMN CHECKER! AAAHHHHHH LEARN ENGLISH!
In Russia, english learns you!
Mar 8th, 2004 05:32 AM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by El Mariachi
I've been defrauding walmart for years. Its so easy. Recently I took a shopping cart full of random lumber and told them it used to be a desk that fell apart due to unsatisfactory quality and they gave me my "money" back.
Me too, today in fact I took an entire truckload of old rags to their door, and told them the entire wardrobe I bought from them fell apart due to unsatisfactory quality, and they gave me my "money" back as well.
I used quotes around the "money" because that's what I called the punch in the face I got.
Mar 8th, 2004 05:13 AM
Dr. V I did that with duke nukem 3d once. I installed it and took it back to office depot. They just took it and i got to keep the game cuz the disk wasnt required to play! Plus it came with the old side scroller DN's too. Pretty sweet.
On the subject of Wal-Mart, they can all just go to the endless pit of hell. My local 24 hr Super K-Mart recentlly closed and then wal-mart just became the haven for low prices and dirty mea-he-cans fighting over 2 fer 1 thomas' bagles. I CAN'T EVEN FRIGGN UNDERSTAND THE DAMN CHECKER! AAAHHHHHH LEARN ENGLISH!
Mar 8th, 2004 12:54 AM
BaronVonBoner lol I wouldnt be able to burn the tv but i wouldve made $200 into $400... So I COULD buy a $200 tv start it on fire and still have my original $200!
Mar 8th, 2004 12:49 AM
Evil Robot You can't burn a TV. Well you could but it wouldn't come out the same.

BTW there are fire trucks parked outside my house now. what the fuck?
Mar 8th, 2004 12:47 AM
BaronVonBoner
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot
Did it have a target price tag and did you have no recipt?
It didnt have a target price tag and i didnt have a receipt. The guy made me show my id though. That's why i didnt buy like 10 copies of the game, return them to random targets use my store credit to buy a tv and then return it with the receipt. :/
Mar 8th, 2004 12:24 AM
Evil Robot UHHHHH Next time I do that i'm gonna ejaculate on the disc.
Mar 8th, 2004 12:16 AM
imported_Hollycaust ew.. walmarteers. cheap, shoddy products??! fuck that.

honestly you folks have no shame in your game whatsoever
Mar 8th, 2004 12:12 AM
ScruU2wice
Re: I just defrauded wal mart and I'm proud of it.

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot
I just bought a game called "Hotrod American Street Drag" and I got my money back. Thats right, I carfully removed the cd from the shrink wrap without tearing the plastic, burned it, then used an ultra thin layer of elmer's wood glue to seal the shrink wrap back on. It looked like shit and the box was no longer sealed (the plastic tape circle looses it's stickyness after one use), but they took it back and gave me my hard earned $30 back. Now I have beer with the money that should have gone into a starving programmers pocket.
theoretically you just defrauded the computer company, wal mart is just gonna sell that software again
Mar 7th, 2004 10:14 PM
sadie evil robot, you're in my prayers.
Mar 7th, 2004 09:19 PM
Evil Robot I will eat with you, but if you don't pick up the chack I will stab you.
Mar 7th, 2004 09:01 PM
Command Prompt Everyone in this thread really sucks, except for me and Evil Robot.

We are leaving now to go get something to eat, you assholes can stay here and rot.

Fuckers
Mar 7th, 2004 08:07 PM
Anonymouse Well, judging by your avatar, you seem believable. I would believe you if I was the customer service rep.
Mar 7th, 2004 08:00 PM
Evil Robot But if you just scratch it you would obviously only be exchanging it. I don't wan't to exchange anything, I want my god damn money back in my wallet where it was born. I only made this thread to start some conversation, I been doing this shit for years as well. But this is the first time I had to make it look as though I never opened it. I used to just say my computer didn't have enough ram, or my video card was shitlisted in the readme.txt and I had no way of knowing that when I bought it, but now they scrutize the packaging. Every time I go to return software to wal mart the say the same thing "technicaly were not supposed to accept software because of copywright problems." However when I ask what kind of problems they quickly change the subject. (because the customer service rep is a retard.)
Mar 7th, 2004 07:50 PM
Anonymouse
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Originally Posted by Perndog
Whatever happened to that old "earning money, buying things with it, and keeping them" system?
That's a good question. I kinda miss the sound of the scanner scanning the barcode.
Mar 7th, 2004 07:48 PM
Perndog Whatever happened to that old "earning money, buying things with it, and keeping them" system?
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