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| Mar 23rd, 2004 06:05 AM | ||
| The Fifth Man |
I usually have difficulty masturbating without a partner to hug the other side for me and jump up and down. |
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| Mar 13th, 2004 07:43 PM | ||
| da blob | Nessie rul3z. | |
| Mar 13th, 2004 07:42 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat |
Things to do With Penis -Wear as a necktie -Conduct Traffic -Go to the ghetto and have black girls jump rope with it -Use as a cane -Use as a lasso and herd cattle with it -Have a nice mustache -Walk pets -Wipe a loved ones tear |
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| Mar 13th, 2004 04:03 PM | ||
| kellychaos | My name? Tripod. | |
| Mar 13th, 2004 02:31 PM | ||
| Skulhedface |
Jumproping is but one of the many uses. For instance, I've found that I can water a garden with it (though, the garden never seems to stay alive), use it as a MacGyver-ish improvised cat-o'-nine-tails (minus eight tails), and give people the line "What are YOU staring at?" without actually looking directly at them. However, it overjoys me that the community finds such happiness doubledutching with my enormous phallus. Perhaps when they get older and it has outlived that use, I will rent myself out to the fire department for a nominal fee. |
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| Mar 10th, 2004 07:13 AM | ||
| Terra |
And are you still "hitting" her in the butt with your "cattle prod?" I hear there is such a thing as "enrichment" education. You might be proof of this.... |
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| Mar 10th, 2004 12:20 AM | ||
| Emu |
onetime i put a jumprope to my crotch and pretended it was my penis and the guys all lafed at me and the girls were like "ew, you perv" but at the time i didn't know what perv meant and so i asked the teacher what it meant and then she asked me to start hitting her in the butt as hard as i could with a cattleprod i got an a |
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| Mar 9th, 2004 11:42 PM | ||
| maggiekarp |
This topid was rather dead... I demand more penis jumprope tales! |
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| Mar 9th, 2004 11:29 PM | ||
| rainbowbrite | so anyways... | |
| Mar 9th, 2004 10:47 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat | LIEK, STFU KTHX!!!!11!LOO | |
| Mar 9th, 2004 12:25 AM | ||
| Ghost of Fraiser | you bring a whole new meaning to Double Dutch, skullhed | |
| Mar 8th, 2004 10:20 PM | ||
| Skulhedface |
And I can stick it in the babysitter from across the street, while the neighborhood girls jump rope with it. I am quite the ambidextrous individual. |
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| Mar 8th, 2004 08:34 PM | ||
| The One and Only... |
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| Mar 8th, 2004 08:21 PM | ||
| Skulhedface |
I have a 7' penis. And yes, it's normal. I assume. |
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| Mar 8th, 2004 05:05 PM | ||
| ProfessorCool | That's your answer for everything. | |
| Mar 8th, 2004 04:58 PM | ||
| mesobe | just suck the guy off and be done with it | |
| Mar 8th, 2004 04:45 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
A poll about poles!
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| Mar 8th, 2004 04:27 PM | ||
| da blob |
. So all in all, what is this thread about, anyway ? Maggie having forgotten to take her xanax ? |
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| Mar 7th, 2004 06:26 PM | ||
| Terra |
Well, look to the bright side, Maggie; you DID get some responses. 
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| Mar 7th, 2004 03:17 PM | ||
| Mr. Vagiclean |
poll suckers 
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| Mar 7th, 2004 12:20 PM | ||
| Helm | Polls suck. | |
| Mar 7th, 2004 12:15 PM | ||
| Matt Harty | polls suck. | |
| Mar 7th, 2004 01:01 AM | ||
| maggiekarp |
One added for you
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| Mar 6th, 2004 11:41 PM | ||
| sadie | polls suck. | |
| Mar 6th, 2004 09:51 PM | ||
| Terra |
Ah yes. That's better. Those two last options burst open the gates of indifference. They ought to be queing up and answering the poll at this very moment. You'l be geting the results soon. |
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