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Mar 16th, 2004 06:48 PM
Helm Chimp, get it right. He's a freshman.
Mar 16th, 2004 06:16 PM
Two-Faced haahahahhahahahhah word up to my homegirl raechel
Mar 16th, 2004 06:03 PM
The One and Only... Chimpy, I'm a freshman. Get it right.
Mar 16th, 2004 01:16 PM
SMN
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Originally Posted by :puke Matt Harty
Now go create another story for attention.
That was a One-time-only thing. I apologize for any disturbed minds.
Mar 16th, 2004 09:30 AM
Matt Harty
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Originally Posted by SMN
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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
Now Carl's gonna come and say this was all a big joke.
No, this thing actually happened. I'm not worried about it anymore after Retro's fine motivational statement.

I figured I'd post this for you, Matt cuz I know you wanted to see me get dumped

P.S. To the OAO: She laughed when I showed her that post. It was a joke to her.
I could care less if you get dumped, I just figured the chances of someone like you actually having a girlfriend were slim. She was fake and so was your "friend" that was posting here before.

Now go create another story for attention.
Mar 16th, 2004 08:50 AM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
So you're a high school senior, but you still were dumb enough to let your girlfriend read that thread? The fact that you were dumb enough to let her know you post on I-Mockery is pretty sad.
It's true, girls treat I-mockery like herpes. If they find out you even had laid your eyes on a single page of it... well, lets just say that you can kiss your social life goodbye.
Mar 16th, 2004 08:46 AM
AChimp Hey!
Mar 16th, 2004 07:54 AM
Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Dole
Anyone who seriously posts about their love life on here doesn't deserve to have one.
Speaking of AChimp...
Mar 16th, 2004 07:35 AM
Terra Well, your a sexy guy. You will move on and meet a girl with a little more potential. You'll be much happier.

Coming to I-Mock for "encouragement" is probably an exercise in futility. Your odds for survival would be better if you were naked, dipped in blood and hung in a cage with lions that were strung out on PCP.
Mar 16th, 2004 07:29 AM
Dole And to us. A shit one.

Anyone who seriously posts about their love life on here doesn't deserve to have one.
Mar 16th, 2004 07:20 AM
SMN
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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
Now Carl's gonna come and say this was all a big joke.
No, this thing actually happened. I'm not worried about it anymore after Retro's fine motivational statement.

I figured I'd post this for you, Matt cuz I know you wanted to see me get dumped

P.S. To the OAO: She laughed when I showed her that post. It was a joke to her.
Mar 15th, 2004 09:29 PM
AChimp
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
So you're a high school senior, but you still were dumb enough to let your girlfriend read that thread? The fact that you were dumb enough to let her know you post on I-Mockery is pretty sad.
As opposed to a high school junior who constantly wonders if his penis is normal and/or big enough?

"Uh... hang on, baby... I gotta get some positive encouragement. Let me use your computer."
Mar 15th, 2004 09:04 PM
camacazio No you don't


I get sex every time I tell a lady that I post on I-mock.
Mar 15th, 2004 09:01 PM
The One and Only... Wait a second...

So you're a high school senior, but you still were dumb enough to let your girlfriend read that thread? The fact that you were dumb enough to let her know you post on I-Mockery is pretty sad.

Congradulations. You are officially the master of sabotaging your own love life. Even I've got more game than that.
Mar 15th, 2004 08:25 PM
Matt Harty Now Carl's gonna come and say this was all a big joke.
Mar 15th, 2004 12:27 PM
da blob Don't know for you, but opening this thread's 2nd page thus having Helm's comment on its top thrown at my face is the highlight of my day.
Mar 15th, 2004 11:16 AM
Jixby Phillips It's a senior thing you wouldn't understand!!!
Mar 15th, 2004 10:30 AM
Matt Harty Can't believe I missed this.

HAHA I TOLD YOU SO CARL!
Mar 15th, 2004 07:48 AM
Ghost of Fraiser Dear Carl,

heheh-HAHAHAHAHAH CARL!

Thanks but No Thanks, I'll take my chances with Gilbert in Computer Programming.


CARL! HAHAHAHAH

Raechal
Mar 15th, 2004 07:28 AM
SMN
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Originally Posted by Supafly345
Are you more pathetic for being dumped by a one sentance note during class, or for deciding to post about it?
Both.
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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Carl, seriously, shape up you fucking pussy, there are far worse things that can happen
youre right. I'm not complaining anymore. I wont be such a fag about this subject.

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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
SMN: What grade are you in? Just curious slugger.
I'm a High School senior.

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Originally Posted by Helm
you're a fag that wanted to be in some club.
I prefer the term "Sexually Open person who is TRYING to gain Exceptance".
Mar 14th, 2004 12:50 AM
ScruU2wice
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
This is like the Jackass Movie in cyberspace.
I love you jixby...
Mar 13th, 2004 07:43 PM
The Retro Kat LIEK, STOP THE HATE
Mar 13th, 2004 03:23 PM
Jixby Phillips This is like the Jackass Movie in cyberspace.
Mar 13th, 2004 08:41 AM
Terra Hey SNM, were you the one that let your soon to be G/F read your thread here about how you were getting to second base and wanting advice on how to do the nasty with her and she told you to seek help? You KNEW that was coming didn't you?

Anyway, I'm sorry it happened. But keep your chin up, there'll be more dumb bitches to come along....but next time just feed them shit and keep them in the dark. You'll go farther.

And keep the cellar door locked when you leave so the next one won't get out....
Mar 13th, 2004 02:45 AM
Anonymous Helm deserves a plate of cookies for his contributions to this thread.
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