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Mar 17th, 2004 10:11 AM
Evil Robot $$$!!!
Mar 17th, 2004 12:26 AM
Comrade Rocket I have a car and it broked, can you make it work again?
Mar 17th, 2004 12:15 AM
sadie you nonce.
Mar 17th, 2004 12:07 AM
Evil Robot When you get the part pick up a service manual (Chiltons or Haynes). That has a section on decoding VINs and should also tell you how to replace the mirror. You pretty much can't do shit without one of these books.
Mar 17th, 2004 12:01 AM
Anonymous I need the color cause I need to replace the driver's side mirror. But I'll also need to know how to do that, exactly, when I get the part. I'll get the VIN number tomorrow or something.
Mar 17th, 2004 12:00 AM
Evil Robot I can find out if you tell me what the make and model is. Don't bother with carfax if all you want is the color.
Mar 16th, 2004 11:42 PM
executioneer chojin would http://www.carfax.com/ help you? :/

edit: apparently to get the FULL REPORT you have to register for $25 :/

-willie
Mar 16th, 2004 11:40 PM
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A mechanic you say? What would you charge to replace a bumper on a 2001 Saturn SL? I kinda dented my parent's.
How do you dent a saturn? I thought they were made of plastic
Mar 16th, 2004 09:55 PM
Anonymous ER, do you know any sites I could plug a VIN number into to get information on a vehicle?

Also, will a VIN number tell you the car's color?
Mar 16th, 2004 09:52 PM
mesobe it wasnt useless... it got him on the bus!
Mar 16th, 2004 09:21 PM
Evil Robot Trading worthless items to an indian? you must be the first person in history to do that!
Mar 16th, 2004 09:13 PM
mesobe I once sold an old bus transfer to a drunk indian for a buck.
"hey man... this thing. is so *old*.... I cant use it maaaan"

" sure ya can... just flash it to the bus driver and sit down. he doesnt give a shit!"

so he got on the bus and I got a buck!
Mar 16th, 2004 08:57 PM
Zhukov I feel for you Evil Robot. It really is easy to say thankyou.

Some nonce at the bus stop today says "Hey mate can I borrow 40c for a bus ticket? I need to get home."

So I say "no worries mate" and give him 50c, then he says "actually can I have another 70c? I need to pay for my girlfriend."

I say "sorry I only have enough for..." And cuts me off and bellows "COME ON SHARON THIS IS OUR BUS!" And Sharon flicks her cig away and they get on the bus. DESPITE not having enough for a bus ticket but also enough for smokes. Fuck off.

People that don't say thankyou should be punched.
Mar 16th, 2004 08:49 PM
HickMan Maybe she didn't know you were the mechanic :/
Mar 16th, 2004 08:48 PM
Evil Robot Your mother has gotten shitty since her first child.
Mar 16th, 2004 08:45 PM
camacazio This thread sure has gotten shitty since the first post.
Mar 16th, 2004 08:44 PM
Evil Robot The bumper valance costs anywhere from $270 to $400, depends on who you buy it from. If you have somebody paint it but you install it yourself, the whole project would cost about $550 (just a ballpark figure). I would highly recomend you have somebody install it since airbag sensors are integral with the bumper on saturns ( ) and it would look like shit if it's not aligned right.
Mar 16th, 2004 08:35 PM
CaptainBubba A mechanic you say? What would you charge to replace a bumper on a 2001 Saturn SL? I kinda dented my parent's.
Mar 16th, 2004 08:35 PM
thebiggameover you should have told her you have a bomb...
Mar 16th, 2004 08:33 PM
Mr. Vagiclean was she hawt?
Mar 16th, 2004 08:12 PM
Geggy why didnt you follow her to her house and rape that cunt then?
Mar 16th, 2004 08:10 PM
Evil Robot I'll rape whomever I please.
Mar 16th, 2004 08:09 PM
Geggy maybe she thought you were ugly and didn't want to "tip" you if you catch my drift.


i'm sorry evil robot please dont rape me
Mar 16th, 2004 08:03 PM
mesobe well what sort fo evil robot are you. death to her!
Mar 16th, 2004 07:52 PM
Evil Robot I should have just let some air into the lines, thats like cutting them, but nobody has to die.
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