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Mar 22nd, 2004 06:30 PM
sspadowsky I got the DVD a couple months ago. It's pretty funny, but it's mostly behind-the-scenes stuff. Kind of a Spinal Tap for stand-up comedy. It's worth $15.
Mar 22nd, 2004 01:45 PM
timrpgland Shut Up You Fucking Baby was good, this should be too.

Anyone see that DVD? Let America Laugh? I'm wondering if it was any good. I haven't had the chance to see it.
Mar 21st, 2004 12:46 AM
crash0814 Can't wait. Shut Up You Fucking Baby! had great track titles too. If Baseballs Had AIDS On Them and Shaving the Pope's Pussy, indeed. Now all I can hope for is a new season of Mr. Show.
Mar 20th, 2004 09:51 PM
huond
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Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore
He's doing a free show with Trans AM and the Unicorns today (Saturday).
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Mar 20th, 2004 04:44 PM
KevinTheOmnivore
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Originally Posted by whoreable
I missed david cross tonite i didnt realize he had a new album coming out so soon. thats excellent.
He's doing a free show with Trans AM and the Unicorns today (Saturday).
Mar 20th, 2004 12:21 PM
Esuohlim Shut Up You Fucking Baby was an orgasmic experience and I can't wait until the next one because it'll be like multiple orgasms.
Mar 20th, 2004 04:35 AM
executioneer the track listings on shut up you fucking baby mostly did not even vaguely relate to the topic he was talking about

-willie
Mar 19th, 2004 11:45 PM
huond
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Originally Posted by whoreable
I missed david cross tonite
Mar 19th, 2004 10:15 PM
whoreable I missed david cross tonite i didnt realize he had a new album coming out so soon. thats excellent.
Mar 19th, 2004 10:07 PM
Stabby
New David Cross CD

Coming Soon:

Cross, David
Its Not Funny
Released:
2004-05-04

I haven't found any audio samples yet but the track listing is pretty damn funny:

1. Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act like Certain Pop Culture References!
2. Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!
3. A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!
4. I've Takena Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!
5. Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule!
6. My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!
7. My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!
8. When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!
9. Pandering to the Locals!
10. Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals!
11. Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete!
12. When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties!

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