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Mar 29th, 2004 05:18 PM

ted-core

"I got a hangnail, it ain't beautiful... it hurts like a bitch that I did last night"

Mar 29th, 2004 09:43 AM

Matt Harty

CANT SPELL CRAP WITHOUT RAP :MTV

Mar 29th, 2004 03:00 AM

Mike

my rap is not a great thing
but my cap is a

oh why do I try?

shoutoutz to da peeps in da ho-hizzy y'all

Mar 29th, 2004 02:35 AM

JerkFromGermany

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

All fags, and Rev Denno too...

Mar 29th, 2004 02:21 AM

MrAdventure

excuse me loser i mean whut the fuck
looks like your rap is out of luck
it is like a child that has not been fed
and i am a fat man with a loaf of bread

so you want some but i will say (to your face yall)
that my welfare came today (in the mail yall)
so this is my special welfare bread (the crust is my favorite whut whut)
touch it and i'll be seein' red (you're lucky i'm on parole ******)

little kid little kid go ask your dad
about all the wonderful jobs that he's had
ask him why you have no crumbs
while he's licking chicken off his thumbs

"i promise son" he tells you again (to your face yall)
"we'll go to the zoo son and bring a friend" (i'll bring one too)
so you strap your stuffed tiger to your back (what's that stitch)
uh oh out spills your daddy's crack(black gold bitch)

Mar 29th, 2004 01:38 AM

Mike

Mey MrAdventure, I think you're wrong
I came in here and I read your song
Thanks for the taste and the coconuts
But I'll leave with haste and I'll take the sluts

Mar 29th, 2004 12:08 AM

MrAdventure

sorry whoreable i am too late to this rap thread
i am afraid that it will not be read
it is too crowded in here and it would be a waste
to even bother to try and give them a rap taste

Mar 29th, 2004 12:01 AM

ziggytrix

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultra perfect cell

What is this "kay-kiokio" shit? Dosen't sound like rap t'me.

Anything's rap if you flow it, jerkwad.

Mar 28th, 2004 11:40 PM

EverythingWillSuck

What is this "kay-kiokio" shit? Dosen't sound like rap t'me.

Mar 28th, 2004 08:44 PM

ultra perfect cell

What is this "kay-kiokio" shit? Dosen't sound like rap t'me.

Mar 28th, 2004 08:41 PM

Gurlugon

Mar 28th, 2004 08:39 PM

ultra perfect cell

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp

SHOULD-BE-BANNED CELL

Dude, WTF is this "kay- kiokio" shit? Dosen't seem like rap to me.

Mar 28th, 2004 05:09 PM

Rez

Mar 28th, 2004 04:34 PM

EverythingWillSuck

i won't see gold like this on comedy central

Mar 28th, 2004 04:22 PM

Comrade Rocket

Hmm, somethings wrong here. I want to not care...and well i dont. Bye

Mar 28th, 2004 02:00 PM

HickMan

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp

SHOULD-BE-BANNED CELL

Mar 28th, 2004 10:47 AM

ultra perfect cell

This isn't a fuckfest, asshole. Hell, this isn't even a rap thread anymore. MEATMAN! TO THE BATTLE THREAD IN MOCK WARS!

Mar 28th, 2004 10:32 AM

Matt Harty

You can't turn every thread into some RPG fuckfest.

Mar 28th, 2004 09:43 AM

ultra perfect cell

That's not fungus, jackass! It's a part of my body. And your little toys don't frighten me. But if you shoot me with them all at once, I might get a bruise pr something.

Mar 28th, 2004 02:33 AM

Anonymous

I'll go ahead and highlight the parts of the R&G (of which you're so enamored) that you're being gay with.

Quote:

Rules:

3) No message flooding. Flooding = instant ban. No questions asked.

7) Characters - if you insist on making a character, please don't overdo it. We know which accounts are characters and who they really are. It's fine if you want to have a little fun with a character every now and then, just don't run it into the ground. Furthermore, don't make 50 different character accounts. Abuse of this sort of thing will get you a warning and can lead to all of your accounts banned (both your real main account and your characters).

8) An admin or moderator can and will delete or move your posts if it isn't in the right forum or doesn't really serve any purpose. If any of us find that we're constantly having to delete/move posts by an individual user, that person will get a warning. Again, multiple warnings can lead to being banned.

Guidelines:

3) When posting a new topic, please make sure it's something at least semi worthwhile. A post that simply contains the word "hi" or a single emoticon generally isn't going to do anything except waste people's time. If the majority of your posts are shorter than your signature file, that's probably a clear sign that you're not really adding anything valuable to any conversations.

6) It's also not a humor contest here on the boards. For fucks sake, please just be yourself and not some flamboyant jackass who is trying to impress us all with how funny you are. If you're naturally funny, it will show. Just try to contribute to the conversations rather than ruining them. People in the GENERAL BLABBER forum REALLY need to keep this in mind.

7) Replying to topics - I cannot stress it enough when I say YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO EVERY SINGLE POST. You people know who you are... you have this sick need to reply to every single thing that is posted on these forums even if it has nothing to do with you. If you have a desire to respond that frequently, try a fucking chat room.

9) Fighting with other mockers. Obviously people are going to argue, but if you want to actually duke it out with another mocker, we have a "Mock Wars" forum in which you can do it. Please keep it to that forum rather than filling up other forums with your back 'n forth insult fests.

ADMIIIIINS!

Mar 28th, 2004 12:17 AM

MEATMAN

My undead minions control these monsters. Here's one of them:

I shall sit here and await your surrender.

Mar 28th, 2004 12:13 AM

MEATMAN

What IS that atrocious thing on your head? Some kind of fungus?

Let me remove it for you.

Because I have not even BEGUN to fight!

EDIT: This should suffice:

This is not even a tenth of my arsenal. And they're all pointed at you. Only one of us will leave alive, and it sure as hell isn't going to be you.

Mar 27th, 2004 11:47 PM

Schimid

What an interesting and hilarious character.

Mar 27th, 2004 11:19 PM

ultra perfect cell

Ahhhhh......now that I've regenerated, I'm even stronger than before!
*powers up*

Much better! How do you like me now, dickhead? AND THIS ISN'T EVEN A QUARTER OF MY POWER! TO THE MOCK WARS!

Mar 27th, 2004 10:41 PM

Comrade Rocket

Schimid just won the thread

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