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Mar 27th, 2004 04:45 AM
DamnthatDavid Those with power should delete it then.
Mar 26th, 2004 04:53 PM
Anonymous Guys, you weren't supposed to post in this one.
Mar 26th, 2004 04:40 PM
DamnthatDavid My review for your Haircut Review.

It started out as a so-so read, but soon, the boring droll of his thoughts bore through my mental defenses to wage an all out war upon my brain cells. The utter boredom was killing the little brain buggers left and right. In fact, the battle wouldn't of been out of place if stuck in the middle of Vietnam.

Afterwards, my brain cells tried to return to normal, daily activity, but where rejected en masse by the rest of my body. Scorned, and spit upon for ever thinking about reading that review.
Mar 26th, 2004 04:20 PM
kellychaos
Haircut Review

Re: Bill's Barber Shop

* = Fair ** = Good *** = Very Good **** = Excellent

Reading Material: New copies of both Sports Illustrated and Popular Science, deduct points for overabundance of women's magazines simply because I don't understand their presence **

Viewing Material: Color TV with cable and clear reception, minus point for being 21 inches and only subscribing to basic cable ***

Seating Arrangements In Wait Area: overstuffed and comfy, deduct points for over-sinkage and fake pleather *

Refreshments: usually fresh coffee, add points for not being instant ***

Conversation: usually fairly interesting, seems this week old man VanBuskirk's dog nearly bit off a neighbor kid's fingers ***

Haircut: generally follows my preferred style but tends to cut the hair near the crown too short leaving me with a cow lick for a couple of days until I can train it down, deduct points for failure to follow instructions **

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