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Mar 27th, 2004 04:34 PM
AChimp I guess I'd never be a good lawyer.
Mar 27th, 2004 03:28 PM
punkgrrrlie10
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all cover letters should be kept to one page. no employer would read an eight-page unsolicited letter from an potential employee. many will toss a two-page resume in the trash without a second glance.
Yeah, cover letters have to be short... usually no more than 4 paragraphs, too (intro, why you want the job, backing up your credentials, closing). Yeah, you fill them with BS, but lot of times employers just look at the style to get an impression of how your written communication skills are. If you have bad grammar and the writing style of an 8-year-old, chances are you won't get the job, no matter how good you know your stuff.

Resumes are two pages for professional/technical jobs, and you never put references on it. If it's your first job out of university, it's usually a good idea to attach a transcript.

I'm good at writing cover letters and resumes. I scored 11 co-op interviews last semester.

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Every job I've ever had has never required a cover letter. In turn I dont bother writing one.
That's because you only have to fill out an employment pamphlet at McDonald's.
Resumes for legal jobs are only a page.
Mar 27th, 2004 07:50 AM
Cosmo Electrolux perfect. If that doesn't work, I don't know what will!

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Mar 25th, 2004 09:52 AM
Dole I'll do it for you: 'ME AM COSMO. YOU GOOD JOB GIVE THANKS'

I cant believe the number of CV's I have seen with spelling mistakes on..
spelling mistake=straight in the bin
Mar 25th, 2004 09:20 AM
Cosmo Electrolux I should get you to re-write my resume, Chimp...
Mar 25th, 2004 08:52 AM
AChimp
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Originally Posted by sadie
all cover letters should be kept to one page. no employer would read an eight-page unsolicited letter from an potential employee. many will toss a two-page resume in the trash without a second glance.
Yeah, cover letters have to be short... usually no more than 4 paragraphs, too (intro, why you want the job, backing up your credentials, closing). Yeah, you fill them with BS, but lot of times employers just look at the style to get an impression of how your written communication skills are. If you have bad grammar and the writing style of an 8-year-old, chances are you won't get the job, no matter how good you know your stuff.

Resumes are two pages for professional/technical jobs, and you never put references on it. If it's your first job out of university, it's usually a good idea to attach a transcript.

I'm good at writing cover letters and resumes. I scored 11 co-op interviews last semester.

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Every job I've ever had has never required a cover letter. In turn I dont bother writing one.
That's because you only have to fill out an employment pamphlet at McDonald's.
Mar 25th, 2004 04:50 AM
VolCanon Every job I've ever had has never required a cover letter. In turn I dont bother writing one.

The way of success is paved with bullshit.
Mar 25th, 2004 04:37 AM
Slinky Ferret
Bah

Thats why you have to make it look good like mine!

:/ thats why I haven't got a placement yet because I haven't sent it to anyone else.
Mar 25th, 2004 01:23 AM
sadie all cover letters should be kept to one page. no employer would read an eight-page unsolicited letter from an potential employee. many will toss a two-page resume in the trash without a second glance.
Mar 25th, 2004 12:46 AM
punkgrrrlie10 legal cover letters are no more than a page, so no problem there. But they are just the ghey.
Mar 24th, 2004 04:54 PM
FartinMowler my friend was hiring so he recieved around 50 applications so I went through them with him and there was this one "lady" that wrote a 8 page cover letter about how she travelled around the world and stuff and alot of personal shit and it was quite funny but also very wierd. If I could give some advice on this I would say keep it simple like what your job experiences have been and what you would like to do and accomplish in the future.
Mar 24th, 2004 04:07 PM
kellychaos A good dildo wouldn't hurt either.
Mar 24th, 2004 12:14 PM
Cosmo Electrolux invest in chapstick and knee pads. You'll need them.
Mar 24th, 2004 11:49 AM
Anonymous yeah no shit. But the way to be sucessful is to be the most full of shit. So practice practice practice
Mar 24th, 2004 02:41 AM
Anonymous Yeah, I got 'fired' from my last job by telling my boss that like everyone else, I work for money.
Mar 24th, 2004 01:14 AM
punkgrrrlie10
Cover letters

I hate them. They are total crap and BS. Honestly, as a hiring partner I would only care about the qualifications on the resume to give this person an interview because I know when I interview them they will give me all the crap I want to hear anyway.

It would be nice to just say "give me a job mother fucker. I'm doing it for the money and YOU KNOW IT!!"

*sigh*

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