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| Mar 30th, 2004 05:59 PM | |
| FartinMowler |
Chojin  You really are a weirdo 
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| Mar 29th, 2004 10:30 PM | |
| executioneer |
"SIR, YOU ARE TALKING TO A ******!" -willie |
| Mar 28th, 2004 01:45 PM | |
| ArrowX | Chojin made me :LOL alot |
| Mar 28th, 2004 10:45 AM | |
| Matt Harty |
needs its own character
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| Mar 28th, 2004 05:20 AM | |
| DamnthatDavid |
that was hilarious... Chojin, you are my hero.
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| Mar 28th, 2004 04:02 AM | |
| Anonymous |
Re: The kick   Today's featured picture  Featured caption: "Behold the power of the new workout video, 'Nuts of Steel'! And don't forget the perfect gift for your girl, 'Tits of Titanium'!"  C: Good evening, and welcome to our pilot edition of The meatman Picture Caption Review. I'm your anchor, Clark C-Jin, and to my right is the lovely Diane Les. D: If I had a gas oven my head would have been lodged in there long ago, Clark! C: Digging the shades, 'MM.' D: 'Shades' is a slang term used to describe sunglasses, Clark! C: Ha ha! Whoa there, Diane. Save our slugger some material for next week. Tell me, what's your first impression of the caption? D: It looks like Meatman made a great observation about the picture. He noted that the man on the left's foot is in the crotch of the man on the right, but the man on the right doesn't even seem to notice! He noted that the man on the right has "nuts of steel." "Nuts" is street talk for man testicles! C: I adore the retro commercial ambience to the piece, Diane. I can totally picture myself seeing that inbetween re-runs of Frasier and Charles In Charge! Though I have to admit, seeing THAT would likely make me do a double-take and rub my eyes in disbelief! D: I just hope some advertising agency is looking at this, because that picture totally makes me want to buy some car insurance and / or Budweiser! C: Don't you mean 'Sake,' Diane? Ha ha ha... D: Did I mention that my ancestor Kublai Khan once unsuccessfully tried to invade Japan? C: You haven't, Diane, but we'll have to pick that up on our next episode. Any final thoughts? D: That picture first made me cringe at the prospect of having my testicles crushed, but then I remembered I don't have testicles! I was however able to identify with the phrase "tits of titanium" because I personally have tits! Overall, I give it a 5 out of a possible B! C: You're the one that's been cleaning the toner out of the supply cabinet at night and emptying my tissue box, aren't you, Diane? D: Well I can't goddamn huff toner straight out of the lazer printer, you queef, and if I don't inhale enough fumes I get RXXF EIGNGH MY MIND C: Ha, ha. That's super. Well, until next time... D: Keep flying those soaring dog house and the red baron all over my snoopy with a quarter pounder of steaming hot adjective all my I SWEAR TO GOD THIS ISN'T A BAGGIE FULL OF PAINT C: Good night!
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| Mar 28th, 2004 03:21 AM | |
| maggiekarp |
OH SHIT I'M STUCK O_O O_O O_O!!! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP The penis EATS MAN! The ulltimate irony! |
| Mar 28th, 2004 02:03 AM | |
| Evil Robot | He's kicking the chick from tank girl. |
| Mar 27th, 2004 12:29 AM | |
| TBMonkey | "And the newest addition to the world record for freaky siamese twin joining is..." |
| Mar 26th, 2004 09:13 PM | |
| FartinMowler |
Mr. Wang is now Mr. Wagina
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| Mar 26th, 2004 07:36 PM | |
| EverythingWillSuck |
I remember seeing that on the news 
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| Mar 26th, 2004 06:20 PM | |
| Gurlugon | X-X; |
| Mar 26th, 2004 06:10 PM | |
| Anonymous |
HAVE YOU CALLED MAD TV YET???  That's both my response to Meatman and my caption. |
| Mar 26th, 2004 06:07 PM | |
| MEATMAN | "Behold the power of the new workout video, 'Nuts of Steel'! And don't forget the perfect gift for your girl, 'Tits of Titanium'!" |
| Mar 26th, 2004 05:09 PM | |
| Anonymouse |
The kick
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