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Apr 10th, 2004 12:23 AM | |
Spastic Colon | "Is sure is hot in here, do you mind if I go get some ice to rub on my nipples?" is usually where I draw the line in awkward conversations. Stay away from the ice, motherfucker. |
Apr 9th, 2004 11:58 PM | |
phnompehn |
Deal with it. We all have to work with annoying people. If you let him know it annoys you, he'll do it more often. Don't sweat the small stuff. If this is the worst thing that happens to you in your life, you've got it easy. |
Apr 9th, 2004 07:39 PM | |
thebiggameover |
maybe he wants to get in your pants...![]() |
Apr 9th, 2004 06:07 PM | |
Geggy | i think dave tries to annoy me on purpose and i didn't think so at first. there is no way possible someone acts like this. hes hyper hes giggly. motherfuck. he tries getting reactions out of me. motherfuck. and the worst part about it is that he is the nosiest motherfucker but he gets his back up when you approach him about something in his life. this is a two-way street you coke snorting douchebag. motherfuck. |
Apr 9th, 2004 06:02 PM | |
ArrowX | The wold could always use more homeless |
Apr 9th, 2004 05:59 PM | |
GADZOOKS | Arrow, it sounds like you want him to get fired/arrested |
Apr 9th, 2004 05:55 PM | |
ArrowX |
Tell your boss he tried to molest you in the bathroom Back over him in the parking lot Put bleach in his coffe ![]() |
Apr 9th, 2004 12:37 PM | |
Mike | Tell him to fuck off and if he doesn't cut it out, find him walking around outside some day and punch the shit out of him. |
Apr 9th, 2004 06:58 AM | |
Spectre X | Stab him in the eye with a can opener. |
Apr 8th, 2004 11:00 PM | |
VolCanon | nah, bosses are more tolerant of gay porn, and might suspect you. Instead put hardcore animal Horse - to - Transexual anal rape porn on his deck and staple it there with a bigass stapler. Then, laminate it. That way your boss thinks its been there for a long time and is there permanently. |
Apr 8th, 2004 10:41 PM | |
thebiggameover |
get him fired. while he is away from his desk, put some hardcore gay porn on his desktop...![]() |
Apr 8th, 2004 10:36 PM | |
Geggy |
WTF ok i'm about at a boiling point with this kid dave that is in my work group. there has been at least 5-6 times today when he has commented on what i am looking at on the web. examples of what i was looking at and his comments: 1 a picture of anakin skywalker burnt up from ep3...'what's that all about? any good new tid-bits from star wars?' 2 a picture of the dvd for texas chainsaw massacre...'arggggh, texas vhainsaw massacre! hahaha..." 3 scooby doo seasons 1 and2 dvd review...'a little late-night scooby doo action?' 4 hbo.com curb your enthusiasm site...'so, yeah...I finally got to see last weeks episode...blah blah...' you get the point. now picture someone reading and commenting over your shoulder. this fucking kid is completely up my ass. i can't post or read my journal because he is constantly looking at what I'm doing. i don't think he is annoying me on purpose, but he needs to fucking chill out. he reminds me of like a 13-year old. everytime i say something, he feels the need to walk over to my desk. i'll read an article headline...'woman who used fake 1 million dollar bill thought it was real...' and then he walks over to my desk and tries talking to me he's fucking my age and he acts like this. fuckin snoop. fuckin alcoholic. all I know is that i am about to flip out on him. i won't, because he isn't doing anything against any rules and it isn't really that professional, but my rope is frayed, man. and I'm fuckin' dangling, man. the rope is gonna break soon. |