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Apr 13th, 2004 03:01 AM
DamnthatDavid
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yeah but ppl were talking about sluts in the first part of the thread
And I explained it earlier... and now excuse me, spybot needs to do some running. Damn "Search" website is popping up instead of a good old fashion error 404.
Apr 13th, 2004 12:47 AM
Big McLargehuge
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Originally Posted by Terra
And where are you going to find six inches, Dinky?
Maynard's dick.
Apr 13th, 2004 12:44 AM
executioneer yeah but ppl were talking about sluts in the first part of the thread
Apr 12th, 2004 11:45 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Ri0tGrRrl
u fuckers slut is such a double stnadard if it was ur great great grampa instead of gramma then u would be stoked cuz u had a stud gene or whatevs. womyn can have sex with a lot of ppl and not be a "slut" if that is what she wants to do.
"Slut" is different than "prostitute".
Apr 12th, 2004 11:18 PM
DamnthatDavid
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u fuckers slut is such a double stnadard if it was ur great great grampa instead of gramma then u would be stoked cuz u had a stud gene or whatevs. womyn can have sex with a lot of ppl and not be a "slut" if that is what she wants to do.
Sluts can't spell. Well proven fact.
Apr 12th, 2004 10:17 PM
Terra And where are you going to find six inches, Dinky?
Apr 12th, 2004 04:27 PM
Big McLargehuge Wanna slide a mile six inches at a time?
Apr 12th, 2004 04:24 PM
Ri0tGrRrl u fuckers slut is such a double stnadard if it was ur great great grampa instead of gramma then u would be stoked cuz u had a stud gene or whatevs. womyn can have sex with a lot of ppl and not be a "slut" if that is what she wants to do.
Apr 12th, 2004 04:19 PM
kellychaos YOU A MAN WHORE!!


Apr 10th, 2004 07:49 PM
AChimp My great-grandparents burned all their papers to hide their identity after they arrived in Canada when they escaped from Austria at the start of WWI. :O
Apr 10th, 2004 07:33 PM
DamnthatDavid heh, not even close to a "zing"

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Actually, I have no idea. But that would explain why I'm black when my dad and mom are white.
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How much you wanna bet that's not your dad?
If you notice, the first one was posted by me.
The Second, by Perndog.

Now they are very similar, are they not?
Which is why I didn't comment on Perndog's post right away, for it had ALREADY BEEN DONE, and by me. *gasp*
His had no zing to it, seeing how it was already stated.

Idiot.
Apr 10th, 2004 07:07 PM
Dr. V
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Originally Posted by Perndog
How much you wanna bet that's not your dad?
ZING!
Apr 10th, 2004 02:48 AM
Perndog How much you wanna bet that's not your dad?
Apr 9th, 2004 11:15 PM
Supafly345 Birthmark.
Apr 9th, 2004 12:15 AM
DamnthatDavid Actually, I have no idea. But that would explain why I'm black when my dad and mom are white.
Apr 9th, 2004 12:01 AM
executioneer i don't get "1/10th" :/ wouldn't it be "1/16th" or "1/8th"? or was there some weird orgy thing involved in your conception involving some multiple of 5 people

-willie
Apr 8th, 2004 11:59 PM
DamnthatDavid
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(PSST... I'M SAYING THAT YOUR MOTHER IS A SLUT)
Ignorant idiot, my mother is a hooker, not a slut.
You don't pay sluts.
Apr 8th, 2004 10:31 PM
Anonymouse People need to be more tolerant of sluts these days!
Apr 8th, 2004 10:22 PM
McClain I can vouch that the sluttiness didn't stop at your great great grandmother if you know what I'm sayin'...

(PSST... I'M SAYING THAT YOUR MOTHER IS A SLUT)
Apr 8th, 2004 09:44 PM
TBMonkey That would make you about 6.25% British hooker. Unfortunately I can't stand immoral people like you, being British and all...
Apr 8th, 2004 09:26 PM
tenno that's ok i'm sure some other Irish fluid was in abundance to make up for it.
Apr 8th, 2004 09:01 PM
DamnthatDavid
I'm 1/10th Prostitute...

Was talking to my Mom about family heritage, turns out, her side of the family was quite messed up.
(On the other hand, my Dad's Side is nothing but Full Blood Germans, and Germans, as you know, have made some pretty big mistakes, like crashing the Hindenburg.)

Turns out, my Great Great Grandma was a Saloon Dancer/Prostitute (who was of British Decent, having a last name of Bennat) who married my Great Great Grandfather something O'Conner, A silver mining Irishman.
But due to the "flighty" nature of this G.G. Grandma, I'm not even sure if I have Irish blood in me. :/

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