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Mar 5th, 2003 03:39 PM
starz I want the Jesus action fiqure.. SELL it to me now!
Mar 5th, 2003 02:24 PM
ranxer did i miss a link somewhere?

"Pope to Bush: Go into Iraq and you go without God"
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artma...cle_1883.shtml
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Mar 5th, 2003 02:21 PM
Carnivore You didn't put GOD in bold type!
Mar 5th, 2003 12:47 PM
Protoclown Thank you thank you, Carnie. I think I'd like to thank GOD for that award more than anyone...
Mar 5th, 2003 10:47 AM
pjalne
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Originally Posted by mburbank
You are mistranslating. "Shithead" is a common mistranslation of the hebrew word 'Chechkluch'. A better translation is "Head that burns like a bag of dog poop upon the porch of the infidel".
Mar 5th, 2003 09:32 AM
Malevolent BTW, Proto, this is for you!

Mar 5th, 2003 06:25 AM
Carnivore Holy fuck, Proto! God spoke to you! That's such an amazing coincidence! My Buddy Christ sprung to life just this morning and made a revelation to me too!


"What's that, Jesus? Ronnie Raygun isn't a real Christian? Holy crap!"
Mar 4th, 2003 05:52 PM
mburbank You are mistranslating. "Shithead" is a common mistranslation of the hebrew word 'Chechkluch'. A better translation is "Head that burns like a bag of dog poop upon the porch of the infidel".
Mar 4th, 2003 05:52 PM
kellychaos I like the new improved testatment!

Mar 4th, 2003 05:51 PM
FS I know! Totally outdated, that guy. I mean, has he done anything effective over the past 2,000 years?
Mar 4th, 2003 05:47 PM
Protoclown Not only that, he's part of the "Old Testament" too. Talk about doubly stale and outdated! Sheesh!
Mar 4th, 2003 05:39 PM
FS Pft, God. He's part of "Old Europe".
Mar 4th, 2003 05:36 PM
sspadowsky @ Protoclown
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Mar 4th, 2003 05:36 PM
kellychaos Courtesy of Mr. John Prine ... anda one, anda tow, anda three ...

Chorus:
But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
Mar 4th, 2003 05:32 PM
Protoclown
THIS JUST IN!!!! GOD AGAINST THE WAR!!!

GOD AGAINST THE WAR ON IRAQ
By God
Source: Protoclown's direct mental link to the Almighty

Yes, it's true, folks! God has come and directly told me that he is against this war, that it is unjust and stupid, and that Bush is a big shithead! OH MY GOD!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THESE REMARKABLE REVELATIONS, RONNIE??? I HAVE SAID IT WAS TRUE AND IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE SAID IT WAS!

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