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| Apr 17th, 2004 04:36 PM | |||
| liquidstatik |
From: liquidstatik To: jin Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 1:15 pm Subject: whoops Every time I read professional vagrant, I thought it meant you smelld good. My bad. :o |
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| Apr 17th, 2004 01:21 PM | |||
| Pub Lover |
This isn't to be funny are interesting, I just need to clear out my sent folder & bandwagon-hopping is a hobby of mine: From: Pub Lover To: *FARTINMOWLER* Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 2:12 am Subject: Re: Did you like the music? Sorry for the delay in replying, it wasn't till you sent the reminder that I actually got round to listening to the tracks I downloaded. Your suggestions were very good, & it's such a shame that talented people like that get little exposure while these 'Pop Idol' Monsters terrorize the world with their generic kareoke. Actually it's been very cold this summer, there have been just the odd days where it's actually risen above 20C (um, think that's 68F), last year it was well over 40C constantly, which is more regular. Yet, we came out of an extreamely cold winter that managed to last two months longer than it was meant to. Weather, ay? From: Pub Lover To: Chojin Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:12 pm Subject: Re: Bing Yeah.  From: Pub Lover To: x_BossHog_x Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 11:24 pm Subject: Re: dog Hello, I'm a nice guy here, but that is only because most everybody else are extreamely evil & pompous. :/ I am quite evil & extreamely pompous.  Please do realise it's the rules of the board that mean I have to hate you now.  From: Pub Lover To: Sethomas Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:51 am Subject: Lay your funky thesis on me, baby! Please. From: Pub Lover To: *FARTINMOWLER* Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2004 5:57 am Subject: Re: So what's up PUb? A 'Babe' is either an attractive lady or an infant child, I think. My living conditions are better than they have been, because I recently purchased a new vacuum cleaner after my old one blew up back in early Febuary. Other than that my life has just been the repeated actions of going to work, sleeping, & occasionally eating. How are you? From: Pub Lover To: *FARTINMOWLER* Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 2:09 am Subject: Re: Am I too cruel? James is indeed a pussy, as you said. He was the first person I'd seen on I-Mock to make a 'I'm leaving' thread & then come back, unfourtunatly that seemed to spark a trend. He likes to be the bad boy, but doesn't like it back. & while I don't usually like to think this is true, as forums are my sole means of social interaction, it is only the internet, & we all know it isn't real. Just carry on as you are, & the jokes will shift, someone else will fake leaving, and Jixby will be a dozen differant newbs. It's just like real life in many ways. Things Change, but always stay the same. From: Pub Lover To: Tropical Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 8:44 pm Subject: hey I can't get on to MSN, it claims to be too busy. From: Pub Lover To: *FARTINMOWLER* Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 8:37 am Subject: Re: how come? I'm currently working as a technician for a radio station, but a few years ago now I was a technician for a television production company that did alot of work for the BBC. The problem with being a technician is that I'm not an engineer. An engineer knows how to design, repair, & instruct. A technician is just expected to repair, & occasionally design. So an engineer can work as a technician & appear to be a god with machines, a technician can't be an engineer, no matter how hard he tries, & he is only competant at the direct challenge, & has the pateince to try everything till a solution is found. Engineers innately know the solutions, but then they are gods with machines. So to answer your question of what kind of Audio/Visural technician I am, the answer is 'A bad one'. From: Pub Lover To: *FARTINMOWLER* Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 9:40 am Subject: Re: how come? I know enough about computers to keep them working, & on the occasions I can't fix a particular problem, which has yet to occur, I consult Chimp, if I ever get round to not disliking him again. If i had the money to build a computer for audio production, I would choose a soundblaster with XLR in & outputs. Quarter inch jacks do work, as do RCA phonos, but I prefer the balenced & easy to use 'professionalness' of XLR's... Plus wiring phonos & jacks s a bitch, compared to the ease of solderingthe wide sockets of XLR. They are really expensive though.
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| Apr 16th, 2004 02:55 PM | |||
| Anonymous | I think it's because it was only bloody, and not being sucked on. | ||
| Apr 15th, 2004 07:32 PM | |||
| McClain | Probably looking for an excuse to ban you. | ||
| Apr 15th, 2004 05:55 PM | |||
| Cap'n Crunch |
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That doesn't make any sense though because my avatar was a cartoon erect penis for months. 
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| Apr 15th, 2004 05:00 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
I know this is for sent PMs but this one IS a classic: From: Les Waste To: kellychaos Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2003 6:03 am Subject: WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF A PIECE OF PIE? I'M GOING TO BUY A STEAK KNIFE FROM A STEAK KNIFE STORE AND USE IT TO VIOLENTLY SODOMIZE YOUR GRANDMOTHER IN HER ASS, NO LESS |
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| Apr 15th, 2004 04:54 PM | |||
| Matt Harty |
From: Matt Harty To: liquidstatik Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 2:51 pm Subject: Re: Hey! :D NO AND HE DOESNT CARE |
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| Apr 15th, 2004 04:42 PM | |||
| DamnthatDavid |
From: DamnthatDavid To: Supafly345 Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:21 pm Subject: Was Reading Posts in the Gaming Area And the FF6 vs. Tactics cought me eye. Which caused me to remember that you still owe me a FF6 Playstation CD. And the 2nd Disc to Star Ocean. I'll wait right here, seeing how I never got to beat Star Ocean or even Play FF6, which I have been told was the best Pre-Playstation Final Fantasys. __________________________________________________ ___ |
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| Apr 15th, 2004 04:36 PM | |||
| Geggy |
From: klownboy To: Geggy Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:20 am Subject: . pm me back damnit!! _________________ jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your an asshole. From: Evil Robot To: Geggy Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2003 3:57 am Subject: I am The~rapist, not the therapist. I'm going to pop open a sewer manhole downhill from your house and fish out one of your turds. I will then freeze it solid an rape you with it. Then when it thaws out I will trick you into eating it and applying for a home loan. By that time you will be completely brainwashed and feel a compulsion to give me the money after you are approved (don't worry, white people always get approved.) I will then spend the money on paying Venezualen militants and/or freedom fighers to kidnap you and I will tell them you are the hier to the Carvel fortune. After that I have no idea what will happen, but you better belive it will envolve more rape. _________________ Oh yeah? C'mere a minute. From: *FARTINMOWLER* To: Geggy Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2004 1:47 am Subject: Re: Is your avatar a Ford Focus? Is my life really that boring?....Canada in the winter and I am on contract for snowplowing I would get drunk and make fun of Boogie everyday but that wouldn't be responsible. _________________ Dr.Boogies wrestling coach. |
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| Apr 15th, 2004 04:31 PM | |||
| Ghost of Fraiser | Was that the Dilbert Porn? | ||
| Apr 15th, 2004 03:29 PM | |||
| Esuohlim |
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| Apr 15th, 2004 03:21 PM | |||
| McClain |
From: Mockery To: McClain Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 1:56 pm Subject: Need Your Help Hey there. I need your help. I'm a huge faggotface and I like to eat butter out of Protoclown's ass. Now on to my problem; lately I've been running out of stick butter and have been resorting to Parkay in the tub. This poses an issue as it's easier to shove a stick of butter in his cornhole. It just kinda' slides in. A tub of Parkay on the other hand is a bit more difficult. Do you have any suggestions? -RoG- From: McClain To: Mockery Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 4:22pm Subject: Re: Need Your Help Use the spray butter. Trust me. |
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| Apr 15th, 2004 03:09 PM | |||
| Cap'n Crunch |
From: Dr. Boogie To: Cap'n Crunch Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2004 3:25 pm Subject: Posting porn One more like that, and you'll be banned for three months. WHOOPS
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| Apr 15th, 2004 10:41 AM | |||
| AChimp |
I got weather reports from Fartin once, I think. I was all like, "Yeah, I know. "
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| Apr 15th, 2004 10:21 AM | |||
| Dole |
yes
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| Apr 15th, 2004 09:53 AM | |||
| Pub Lover | Is ther anyone Fartin doesn't PM? | ||
| Apr 15th, 2004 09:14 AM | |||
| FartinMowler |
random questions and weather I'm bitter
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| Apr 15th, 2004 08:39 AM | |||
| Matt Harty | My outbox is mostly to Liquidstatik and my inbox is random questions from Fartin. | ||
| Apr 15th, 2004 07:01 AM | |||
| pjalne |
90% of my PMs are from Rog wondering where my next piece is, and 90% of my outbox is me finding different ways of writing "something came up, I'm on it". Because I'm disorganized and busy and stuff. And there are some Canada weather reports from Fartin in there, I think.
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| Apr 15th, 2004 02:41 AM | |||
| PILLOWFIGHT |
*I* have a smessage ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Date: Mon, 11 Nov 2002 05:01:31 -0500 From: "Jixby Phillips" = To: PILLOW FIGHT!! Subject: HELLO P*LLOW F*IGHT WE HAVE ALL DECIDED THAT YOU ARE HILARIOUS ENOUGH TO WRITE FOR SADDADCENTRAL THIS WOULD MEAN YOU WOULD GET YOUR NAME ON THE SITE, AND YOU COULD SEND US $H*T WHENEVER, AND EVERYTIME YOU SAY SOMETHING FUNNY LIKE ON A MESSAGE BOARD OR SOMETHING WE ARE ALLOWED TO STEAL IT AND MAKE IT INTO A PAGE (WITH YOUR NAME ON IT OF COURSE) TELL ME HOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE NAMED ON TEH SITE (I SUGGEST "b*tchf*ce h*llary" lol) AND I SUGGEST YOUR ICON BE THE GUY WITH THA DGO AND EVERYTIME I MAKE A PAGE OUT OF YOUR MANY FUNNY AIM CONVERSATIONS YOU POST ON I HATE THE INTERNET (AFTER YOU RPERMISSION SINCE THAT IS A PRIVATE FORUM) I WILL PUT A P ICTURE OF A DOG ON TOP OF IT BECAUSE YOUR UGLY LIKE A DOG OR SOMETHING (THAT CAN BE A RUNNING JOKE ON THE SITE :D) SHOULD YOU EXCEPT THIS POSSITION AS WRITER I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE YOUR MOMMIES INC POST ON IHATETHEINTERNET BOARD AND TURN IT INTO A PAGE IS THAT OKAY????????????? OKAY THANK YOU NEW WRITTER :D :D :D :D :D :D |
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| Apr 15th, 2004 02:38 AM | |||
| Ghost of Fraiser |
Milhouse, if you have any recipies, please PM me anytime. I can make my own Snackwell snacks for half the price as buying them at the store. It's very nifty. |
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| Apr 15th, 2004 02:35 AM | |||
| Jixby Phillips |
THIS WAS FROM WHEN ME AND MR FART AND WILLIE HAD A PARTY AND WILLIE GOT LOST Quote:
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| Apr 15th, 2004 02:31 AM | |||
| Esuohlim |
I don't think I have ever sent a message to someone unless they sent me one first.
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| Apr 15th, 2004 02:31 AM | |||
| Jixby Phillips | THIS THREAD IS OURS >:D | ||
| Apr 15th, 2004 02:31 AM | |||
| Ghost of Fraiser | Then I said "I can remember the night your eyes met the stars" | ||
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