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| May 1st, 2004 11:33 PM | ||
| Schimid | Hahahah. >D | |
| May 1st, 2004 05:16 PM | ||
| ziggytrix | waitaminute - how old are you?? | |
| Apr 30th, 2004 07:37 PM | ||
| Schimid |
Ninja, they found some notes we made. I'm not going to say anything, but her family doesn't like any of her boyfriends anyway...when they found out I was physically attracted to her, like Supa said, they freaked out. They probably won't let me see her anymore. We're working it out though, my family is still fully supporting :o |
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| Apr 30th, 2004 07:35 PM | ||
| Alive | yeah, but dont they interperate it as anything "deviating away" from the "missionary" position, just for the sole purpose of ejaculation, and he has to get right up and the "sexual act" ends there. or something like that. (that sounds more catholic for some reason) i dunno... i know pre-marital is an automatic sin. | |
| Apr 30th, 2004 07:20 PM | ||
| Terra |
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| Apr 30th, 2004 07:20 PM | ||
| AChimp |
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| Apr 30th, 2004 06:33 PM | ||
| Supafly345 |
Chances are they found out that he finds her physically attractive; which is widely known by all christians as a sin. Another important thing to consider is how Jebathia 16:26 states that all who have sex shall go to hell. |
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| Apr 30th, 2004 06:16 PM | ||
| Ninjavenom | Why would they think you're a sex hound? O .o | |
| Apr 30th, 2004 03:32 PM | ||
| Rongi |
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PS. you smell |
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| Apr 30th, 2004 01:06 PM | ||
| Alive |
she got that plaid skirt? but honestly, if the males in the family are old and weak around the time you two become of age (or even 16) it won't matter to them anymore, you'll be accepted as a "god" to them to add striength to the family. and then you can have all the "goatse" sex you want with her in her basement. 
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| Apr 30th, 2004 12:58 PM | ||
| Royal Tenenbaum |
Don't date religous people. They are the stupid! 
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| Apr 30th, 2004 12:15 PM | ||
| Perndog |
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| Apr 30th, 2004 07:21 AM | ||
| SMN | Kill the family. Take the girl. Show her who's boss. (Cuh-rack that whip!) | |
| Apr 30th, 2004 04:42 AM | ||
| executioneer |
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| Apr 30th, 2004 03:04 AM | ||
| Big Papa Goat |
See, an actual satanist would have told him to sacrifice a goat on their lawn and then have a ritualistic hood wearing orgy with her daughter and some transients on the same lawn.
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| Apr 30th, 2004 02:06 AM | ||
| Perndog |
I actually agree with Fartin on this one. I thought this shit did only happen in cheesy family movies. The trick is to actually have sex with her so you can confirm their worries. Then they'll love you for your honesty.
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| Apr 30th, 2004 12:16 AM | ||
| Schimid | Go fuck your daughters. | |
| Apr 30th, 2004 12:12 AM | ||
| FartinMowler |
It reads like a bad Disney teen movie
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| Apr 29th, 2004 11:38 PM | ||
| AChimp |
 IT'S A TRAP! |
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| Apr 29th, 2004 11:30 PM | ||
| Emu | have sex with her, get her pregnant,a nd then you'll see her all the time | |
| Apr 29th, 2004 11:22 PM | ||
| Spastic Colon | The grandmother is the matriarch of the entire family, eat her out and you're in buddy. I had too, DO NOT INHALE!!! | |
| Apr 29th, 2004 11:18 PM | ||
| ProfessorCool |
ARE YOU A CAPULET OR A MONTAGUE? you arent going to let this happen,are you? |
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| Apr 29th, 2004 11:02 PM | ||
| Schimid |
Holy Shit Her mom and the rest of her family are highly devout Christians. Her mom and the rest of her family thinks I'm a sex hound. Her mom and the rest of her family think that we've had sex. Her mom and the rest of her family won't ever let me see her again.
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