Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber > Tear
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Thread: Tear Reply to Thread
Title:
Message
Image Verification
Please enter the six letters or digits that appear in the image opposite.


Additional Options
Miscellaneous Options

Topic Review (Newest First)
May 7th, 2004 12:02 PM
SMN



Welcome to the new generation.
May 6th, 2004 10:12 PM
executioneer push her down some stairs
May 6th, 2004 09:59 PM
CaptainBubba Is it really that difficult to use some form of birth control? Condoms are the devil manifested in a latex balloon, but you can always go to planned parenthood places and get the pill. Or the patch. Or the ring. Or all of them. Or you could convince her to take up kickboxing.
May 5th, 2004 02:58 PM
Big Papa Goat How sarcastic
May 5th, 2004 02:46 PM
Supafly345 No, I found it very funny. I promise.
May 4th, 2004 02:34 AM
Big Papa Goat
Quote:
Originally Posted by Supafly345
Jamesdog, hah, what a character.
Your just mad that I beat you to it
May 3rd, 2004 11:00 PM
Spastic Colon baby meat, Jamesdog?

There's nothing left to live for.

pass the fucking baby!!
May 2nd, 2004 10:40 AM
AChimp @ Jamesdog
May 2nd, 2004 06:05 AM
Helm Shh don't tell anyone but babies are very tasty.
May 2nd, 2004 06:00 AM
Supafly345 Jamesdog, hah, what a character.
May 1st, 2004 07:59 PM
Perndog Hey, note the past tense . I grew out of that crap.
May 1st, 2004 07:49 PM
Big Papa Goat
Re: Tear

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamesdog
The other depressing thing is that I never hooked up with her when I was 17 and she was 15 like I should have. I was too busy pining after the girls in my class to pay attention to the hot younger ones who were after me. Damn it.
May 1st, 2004 07:31 PM
da blob third world country.
May 1st, 2004 06:34 PM
BlueOatmeal Jesus fucking christ! What a bunch of losers. Sounds like the entire female population of my old high school. Every dumbass hot bitch would get knocked up by some inbreed dickfuck, quit school and work at the local Dollar General. All the while I'm sittting at home not getting any dumbass pussy. :cry
May 1st, 2004 11:23 AM
kellychaos The Dairy Queen is where all the loot is at.
Apr 30th, 2004 10:24 PM
Freaky Sheek There was a sixteen year old sophmore at my high school who was dating a complete loser, and she got pregnant. After finding this out the guy (who I was friends with for a while) claimed that she cheated on him and the child wasnt his.

He then went and robbed Dairy Queen at knifepoint for twenty some odd dollars, but didnt go to jail cause he was 17 :/

I think they are married now.
Apr 30th, 2004 10:07 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Ha, she is dumb, she is too stupid to get him to wear a condom, and they both suck! She should probably go back in time and convince her mom to abort her.
Apr 30th, 2004 08:25 PM
AChimp You're attracted to dumb girls.
Apr 30th, 2004 07:49 PM
Perndog Yeah, I know she's dumb. And I don't call it ruining her life completely or recommend abortion because she probably wasn't headed anywhere special anyway. I just said it was depressing that this happened.
Apr 30th, 2004 07:25 PM
AChimp Well I think she's retarded and deserves this for not keeping her knees together. High school junior at 17... pfff. That's not caused by being held back one year.
Apr 30th, 2004 07:23 PM
Cap'n Crunch My brother's girlfriend can have her baby any day now. Too bad they're both losers, have low paying jobs, and my brother is in loads of debt. And he's fat.
Apr 30th, 2004 07:13 PM
Terra Actually I just went in this week with a freind of mine who suspected she was pregnant. When she was examined and the fetal heartbeat was heard, it changed a lot of things for her (and me too, oddly enough). It turns out she's farther along than she thought she was and she's going to keep the baby.

She has a great support network around her and is continuing her course. One day at a time, I suppose.

I hope your friend has a good a support team around her. It's a tough choice and one helluva responsibility. Good luck to her.
Apr 30th, 2004 06:02 PM
da blob so she'd rather ruin her whole life than have a few undifferenciated cells aspirated out of her womb.
Interesting.
Apr 30th, 2004 05:34 PM
Perndog You may suggest it, but I wouldn't agree and even if I did she wouldn't.
Apr 30th, 2004 02:49 PM
da blob may I suggest abortion ?

d'uh.
This thread has more than 25 replies. Click here to review the whole thread.

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:18 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.