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| May 6th, 2004 06:45 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
 ABSOLUTE CUNT |
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| May 2nd, 2004 01:33 PM | ||
| Emu | Dole has some kind of magic touch that makes threads worth reading. | |
| May 2nd, 2004 12:38 PM | ||
| ProfessorCool |
Guys, if you like the adventures of Rev. Danno, be sure to pick up a mug or mousepad at his signature shop before you leave. Now you can roll with danno! |
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| May 2nd, 2004 06:13 AM | ||
| Helm | After reading Dole's post, I'm really glad to be back. | |
| May 1st, 2004 07:45 AM | ||
| Dole |
 - Its a sad story. Riot grrl and her (unfortunately now ex-) girlfriend were re-enacting the build up to the cuban missile crisis, using mutilated and defecate-soiled cabbage patch dolls to represent Kennedy, Kissinger and Kruschev. - Due to a quite frankly utterly confusing misunderstanding between the two, somehow the cabbage patch dolls ended up being totem-like representations of Riot Grrl and the aforementioned ex-girlfriends relationship. - Crucially, this was just at the point where Riot Grrl was re-enacting the almighty dump Kennedy was having whilst contemplating whether to launch armageddon, with his finger actually 'on the button' whilst he was voiding his bowels. - The misunderstanding led the ex to believe that somehow Riot Grrl was ACTUALLY using the cabbage patch dolls' Kennedy-shitting actions to mean that their relationship was indeed, 'shit' and the 'the button' was implying that the ex's clitoris was some kind of monstrous defecatory aid. - Needless to say the relationship was doomed from this point on. - Bummer.
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| May 1st, 2004 04:49 AM | ||
| Big Papa Goat | I didn't read the original post, but is there a good reason this is a thread? | |
| May 1st, 2004 03:25 AM | ||
| Jeanette X |
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| Apr 30th, 2004 09:38 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge | i want this story to have a happy ending | |
| Apr 30th, 2004 02:29 PM | ||
| Ri0tGrRrl |
hey danno... thanks :/ i miss u so much  sorry i haven't been talking 2 u r nething...shit just really sux right now. my stupid supposed poly cunt of an exgf is making my life a living hell right now. she turned all of my friends against me and now they all think i'm a dirty slut just cuz i got with a guy or 2...it's so fucking unfair. hello! i'm just sexually liberated!! god...get with the fucking times ppl. my friend conor is the only 1 who is still talking 2 me. maybe this wkd i'll come down 4 margaritas with u. i sure could use a drink right about now and i haven't left my house in 4 days... -ri0t |
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| Apr 30th, 2004 01:18 PM | ||
| Alive | all's i can picture is a threesome | |
| Apr 30th, 2004 01:14 PM | ||
| Supafly345 | Well, I'll tell you one thing: that had to be one of the worst poems I have ever read. | |
| Apr 30th, 2004 12:04 PM | ||
| Perndog | I still hope she dies. | |
| Apr 30th, 2004 09:51 AM | ||
| Matt Harty | omg you idiot | |
| Apr 30th, 2004 09:45 AM | ||
| Terra |
That was a nice post Rev. Hopefully RG will come around. I'm just a little confused now about the poly-whatssit thing. I thought it was okay to have multiple flings as long as the "primary relationship" was intact. If that's the case then RG is being hit by a double standard by her GF. IMHO that's not cool. In any case, I hope RG is going to be okay. (Actually, I thought that other thread she had posted about all of this was a sort of mock and that she wasn't all *that* bummed about it. I see I was wrong)
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| Apr 30th, 2004 07:12 AM | ||
| SMN | Awwwww. Aint that cute? | |
| Apr 30th, 2004 05:38 AM | ||
| Rev. Danno |
Attn: RiotGrrl! Riotgrrl (aka Carrie, AKA RG)... I know you're hurting right now... I know you don't feel too good... I know you are mad at me because of what you & I did messed things up w/ you and your girlfriend.. Pick up your phone, and talk to me.... Answer your AIM... I hate to tell you like this... But I think I may either be prego, or in love w/ you... GIve me a call, we'll drink huge ass Magaritas in PDX... Or sing drunk/punk Kareoke... My insides hurt thinking about the shit I may have caused... I haven't heard from you in almost a week... Please let me know you ar OK... |
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