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Mar 7th, 2003 10:26 AM

FartinMowler

Nooby sounds like Booby

Keep saying nooby and you will always be a nooby. Your degrading yourselves. eeeeediots

Mar 7th, 2003 08:17 AM

GothNAPrepsBody

By the way since I am a tenth grader Rongi don't you have you daddy waitin fo you to go home home to fuck

After all that is wahts your mama said last nit. :) :lurker

stop ruining this thread! :(

Mar 7th, 2003 08:12 AM

GothNAPrepsBody

Yo is RIGHT

[color=darkred]Im a newbie too but that fucker nuubes dont need to take oer but they freakin fucking have a god damn hell of a time trying to own this place and im with you that fuckin with people is just jokes here.
By the way I honest to the dick in my pants am a tenth grader and home work fuck it, who needs it I rarely do it and probably will rarely do it.
Im glad im not the only one who feel like that sometimes
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Oh but the Dog fucking thing was pretty funny.[/color]

Mar 5th, 2003 10:57 PM

Skulhedface

Well, have fun with it. See, I gotta get going, because I have this thing called a JOB (which makes me believing that you don't live with your mom completely impossible, seeing as people that aren't on welfare or food stamps NEED to work if they don't live at home) and see, it pays good but I have to actually be there and I can't use "I didn't get enough sleep because I was babysitting a dunce on I-Mockery.com last night" won't get me an excuse. Tattoos are precision work, you know. Not that you'd know anything about a job. But oh well. You've got geese threads and whiny goodbye threads to write before you take your nap.

Mar 5th, 2003 10:54 PM

Skulhedface

Not as well as you. Geese, huh? That was SO interesting

Mar 5th, 2003 10:52 PM

Rongi

Why thank you. And you do a good job of making shitty threads

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Mar 5th, 2003 10:51 PM

Skulhedface

lol and you do such a good job

Mar 5th, 2003 10:50 PM

Rongi

But I like ruining this one

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Mar 5th, 2003 10:49 PM

Skulhedface

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stupid Ass

I won and you still want to fight

Weren't they making fun of someone who kept saying "I win"?
AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T SEE IT...

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I made one in Mock Wars just for you. Stop ruining this one.

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I made one in Mock Wars just for you. Stop ruining this one.

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I made one in Mock Wars just for you. Stop ruining this one.

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I made one in Mock Wars just for you. Stop ruining this one.

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I made one in Mock Wars just for you. Stop ruining this one.

DO YOU GET IT NOW FUCKTARD?!?

Mar 5th, 2003 10:45 PM

Rongi

You still never answered my questions. And you're one to talk, you don't have any friends on this board. And I do have friends thank you

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Seriously now, this is lame. I won and you still want to fight. Well no more, good day sir, you lost

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Mar 5th, 2003 10:42 PM

Skulhedface

You need to stop ripping me off, come up with something new. Maybe then SOMEONE JUST MIGHT like you. Someday. In 2058, maybe... And I love how you feel the need to quote me when my post is just RIGHT FUCKING ABOVE yours.

Now, for the LAST TIME, stop gaying up my thread. I made one in Mock Wars just for you. Stop ruining this one.

Mar 5th, 2003 10:40 PM

Rongi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skulhedface

-your tendency to pretend that you're having fun even though we all know you're sitting there crying because "the big bad skulhed dude on I-Mockery won't stop saying mean things about me, mommy!"

Dude, who is "we"? And how can I cry to my mommy if I don't live with her any more hmm? I mean, I'm sure you do that all the time, but that doesn't mean I cry to my mom every time I get into a fight. Now skulhedface, shut up. You've lost the fight, there is no need to keep on going on with this. It's dumb, you should seek therapy, obviously you need it.

Mar 5th, 2003 10:38 PM

Skulhedface

Probably so. It'd be more interesting than waiting to see what masterpiece of a gay joke Rongi comes up with next.

Mar 5th, 2003 10:36 PM

CaptainBubba

You guys need to get WC3.

Mar 5th, 2003 10:32 PM

Skulhedface

What's pathetic is (here comes another list, but damn Rongi, you give me so much to work with here)

-your being here in the first place
-your preoccupation with homosexuality
-your tendency to pretend that you're having fun even though we all know you're sitting there crying because "the big bad skulhed dude on I-Mockery won't stop saying mean things about me, mommy!"
-your delusion that anyone on this fucking board besides yourself gives two shits about you
-your reply to this post ("skulhed shut up you fuck")

You know, maybe I WILL stop posting counterposts against you, because the only person that can make you look like a bigger fool than me is YOU. You do a better job mocking yourself than I do.

And no, it's not SERIOUS either. It's a way of amusing myself. You can do such a thing too, there's this thread on masturbation in the Loveline forum I think would be right up yuor alley. Just don't post another fucking useless thread (Geese? Dumbfuck.) about it. No one cares.

One last thing about me being accepted: Whether I have or not, I still have yet to see a "Skulhedface is a dumb fuck" thread, but yet... OOOH there IS one about you! And I didn't start it! Oh my!http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=1238 And it's TWO PAGES!

Mar 5th, 2003 10:28 PM

Rongi

My god! This is serious? How pethetic...

Mar 5th, 2003 10:27 PM

Skulhedface

You should take that "joke getting" class people on here love to talk about so much.

WHO SAID THIS WAS A JOKE? God damn Rongi, PMS must be acting up, eh?

I give you two options: One, either go lay down, watch TV and stop gaying up my thread, or two: stay here and I'll mock you some more because your lack of brain cells is amusing as hell.

Perhaps you'd like this quote:

"If ignorance were Corn Flakes, you'd be General Mills"

Mar 5th, 2003 10:25 PM

Rongi

Quote:

Commandment #6: THOU SHALT LEARN WHEN TO QUIT.

You should learn to quit making these dumb commandments. You're not funny, face it.

Mar 5th, 2003 10:22 PM

Skulhedface

COMMANDMENTS 6, 7, and 8

Commandment #6: THOU SHALT LEARN WHEN TO QUIT. Obviously Rongi has this problem, since he gayed up this thread hardcore. But to be serious, sometimes a joke or something that one person or the other does not get leads to page after fucking page of nothing but PC Diarrhea. Even I'm guilty of this (and Rongi helped contribute to it) so everyone breaks this commandment now and then, but DO NOT MAKE IT A FUCKING HABIT.

Commandment #7: THOU SHALT SAY SOMETHING RELEVANT. I'll admit, it's funny as hell to see someone blast someone else for posting about Twinkies in Music Reviews or something equally as stupid, but it's starting to happen too god damn more often. It's frustrating to see "You have a reply" in my mailbox for a thread I started (for instance, Guitar Players) and see someone that would post something like this:
"My favorite band is Britney Spears"
God dammit, WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!? AND IF YOU LIKE HER SO MUCH WTF ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE? And yes, your inside jokes may be funny between you and your friends, but trust me, no one's going to understand what the fuck it's about and they will, newbs and regs alike, fucking stone your ass like a caveman orgy.

Commandment #8: THOU SHALT PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT FUCKING THREAD YOU ARE POSTING IN. This goes hand in hand with Commandment #7. It may be relevant, but that doesn't mean you should be posting there. Fret not, I've made this mistake more than once, but I learned from it.

However, this commandment more or less applies to stupid fucking people. People who will run into a "I love Metal" thread and start rambling on and on about the merits of techno or something to that effect. Something relevant but still nothing that adds to the discussion or something that you KNOW you will catch shit for. It's just not as funny when you're deliberately TRYING to get your ass yelled at.

Mar 5th, 2003 10:08 PM

Skulhedface

I do. No amount of excuses you make will cover it.

Mar 5th, 2003 10:05 PM

Rongi

I bet you don't even know why I left

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Mar 5th, 2003 10:03 PM

Skulhedface

When Rongi leaves again, and posts another "Pity Party Because I'm Leaving Forever, Well Actually For Three Days Until I Stop Crying" thread, can I take the title of I-Mockery God?

Mar 5th, 2003 09:59 PM

Rongi

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Originally Posted by Skulhedface

Aww c'mon Rongi, if I didn't hold up well, you'd have gotten bored and found a new thread to gay up

This thread was gayed up to begin with. And I only hate idiots, like you

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Mar 5th, 2003 09:59 PM

Skulhedface

Yes, I know I spend HOURS on a thread if it's boring

Mar 5th, 2003 09:58 PM

Rongi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skulhedface

And thanks Ninja. I try only to piss people off that deserve it, lol

Aww thanks skulhedface, because you only bored me

. Did you try to piss me off? Because you failed misrebly

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