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May 14th, 2004 11:20 AM
mburbank "70% of their top leadership"
-That's an interesting statitic. Who came up with it, and how do they know the percentage of leadership of a secret society who's leader they can't find is dead?

I bet their right though, which means the thirty percent they have left blew a hole in Spain. Lucky for all of us we've killed the other %70.

But you know, when the VAST MAJORITY knows something then EVERYONE knows, which makes it a truth and not something you need to ever think about again, which is lucky, because then you can just do what your told without the bother of thinking. See? Slavery is Freedom. Orwell was even more psychic than you, naldo.
May 13th, 2004 05:37 PM
Ronnie Raygun "I really hope you have some overwhelming redeeming qualities outside of the realm of politics. I really hope that you are a nice person, maybe have good taste in art, etc. Otherwise I am very sad that you exist." - Bennett

Well, I don't care what your political beliefs are and I'm glad you exist even though I might disagree.
May 13th, 2004 05:31 PM
punkgrrrlie10
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
A little aside here, call it comic relief, but does anyone else think of Cheney and Bush when they see this GIF?

except brain is actually intelligent.
May 13th, 2004 04:49 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Raygun
HAHAHA!

YEAH!! RIGHT!!!

Since Bush has been in office we've killed over 70% of their top leadership...the others are hiding in caves or being blown up in Iraq.
You familiar with Jason and the Argonauts?
May 13th, 2004 04:48 PM
kellychaos A little aside here, call it comic relief, but does anyone else think of Cheney and Bush when they see this GIF?

May 13th, 2004 04:38 PM
Bennett I really hope you have some overwhelming redeeming qualities outside of the realm of politics. I really hope that you are a nice person, maybe have good taste in art, etc. Otherwise I am very sad that you exist.

May 13th, 2004 04:34 PM
Ronnie Raygun HAHAHA!

YEAH!! RIGHT!!!

Since Bush has been in office we've killed over 70% of their top leadership...the others are hiding in caves or being blown up in Iraq.
May 13th, 2004 04:00 PM
kellychaos Bush feeds the fire of hatred for Americans on a daily basis. The terrorists wouldn't want to see him go. He's the best player on their team.
May 13th, 2004 02:12 PM
mburbank "I don't have to support it because it's common sense and everyone already knows it. "

You don't mean everyone, you mean the VAST MAJORITY.

Because I don't know it, and without me, it isn't everyone. I think a lot of people don't know it. I think they don't know it because it's wrong. No one has done the kind of recruiting job for Al Quaeda W. has.

You may disagree with me. That's fine, in fact I'd be frightened if you didn't. You may even think that means I have no 'common sense'. But for you to take an idea you believe and simply state that 'everyone already knows it' is hubris. It would take more than being Psychic. You'd have to be omnitient.

If you KNOW all these self evident truths, and you don't have to discuss or support them because they are already known to be true, why come here? I put it to you tht you enjoy being a prick, you enjoy demonstrating to yourself that we'll do all the nasty, evil, things you think we will. I put it to you that enjoyment like that is a very ugly, unchristian thing. I know we've been here before, but don't you think Jesus would encourage you to examine this aspect of yourself?
May 13th, 2004 10:07 AM
KevinTheOmnivore
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Raygun
I don't have to support it because it's common sense and everyone already knows it.
You really are a sad, pathetic coward.
May 13th, 2004 03:54 AM
sspadowsky
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Raygun
I don't have to support it because it's common sense and everyone already knows it.

You can keep playing politics though, I enjoy it.
Politics has nothing to do with the fact that you're a wimp who can't support his... I'm sorry, other people's viewpoints.

Hint, Raygun... when discussing one's stance on any issue, "I don't have to support it" automatically discounts anything you have to say, and, well, paints you as sort of the pussy coward that you are.
May 12th, 2004 07:52 PM
Ronnie Raygun I don't have to support it because it's common sense and everyone already knows it.

You can keep playing politics though, I enjoy it.
May 12th, 2004 06:52 PM
mburbank Why should he have to do it? He made a declemation, you gfo out and source it, you lazy ass bastard.

In the meantime, Nalds, please research and document MY declamation. Fair is fair.

YOU KNOW TERRORISTS WANT GEORGE BUSH TO HAVE ANOTHER TERM AS PRESIDENT!

I could support that, but why the hell should I? You do it for me you lazy overgeneralizing completely job secure ticket puncher.
May 12th, 2004 06:43 PM
sspadowsky
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Raygun
Blah, blah, blah Max.

You know terrorists want Bush to lose. Are you going to help their cause? Yes or no?
Explain, support, and source, you coward.
May 12th, 2004 03:09 PM
mburbank no.
May 12th, 2004 02:45 PM
Cosmo Electrolux Ronnie is really someones dumbass character, right?
May 12th, 2004 02:20 PM
8ullfrog
Osama backs bush - 2004

This article is cut and pasted from a site about as reliable as newsmax. in other words it's shit journalism, but hey, we're cut and pasting attack arguements here, right?





Al Qaeda Bombers Endorse Bush
Terrorists Thank Allah For America's 'Holy Idiot'
POSTED: 11:19 a.m. EST March 18, 2004

CAIRO, Egypt -- An Islamic militant group claiming responsibility for the train bombings in Spain endorsed a second term for President George W. Bush yesterday, praising his "idiocy and religious fanaticism," which the group said is helping to "wake up" the Islamic world.

In the statement, the group praised Allah for raising up the perfect leader to advance their cause, citing direct and plenary inspiration in Bush's calling the War on Terror a "crusade," turning the stomach of the entire world with constant lying and aggression, and placing thousands of U.S. soldiers in hopeless battle positions in the heart of the Middle East.

"Truly we are blessed," said Mullah Omar from his mountain hideout in Afghanistan. "Never in our wildest imaginings could we have hoped for a gift more precious than Bush. He is the poster boy of our international movement." Even many Western analysts say that Bush's "Operation Sitting Duck" in Iraq is providing cheap and accessible apprenticeships for aspiring terrorists intending to graduate to targets inside the U.S. after getting some local experience under their belt.

Islamic recruiters from Cairo to Western China say the phone has been ringing off the wall since Bush launched his world domination crusade. "I get no peace," complained a Moroccan recruiter. "All day and far into the night it's the same thing, one desperate voice after another begging to be allowed to help expel 'The Mother of all Imbeciles.'" "I barely get a chance to see my family anymore."

Nevertheless, some recruiters are daring to speculate that Bush's penchant for self-destruction may eventually make Al Qaeda terror obsolete. "It's not hard to foresee a situation where Bush economic policies will destroy the U.S. outright without the aid of a single terrorist bombing," said Diaa Rashwan of the Institute For Suicide Analysis in Islamabad. "At that point blowing up individual targets in a collapsing infrastructure won't make much sense."

Western terror experts are expressing concern over increasing perceptions of Bush as the world's number one terrorist even among non-Muslims. According to a recent Pew poll 94% of the world's non-Muslim population rates Bush more destructive than the H-bomb. "At least with the H-bomb, there is a way to dismantle it," said one respondent. "But with Bush, the scale of disaster just keeps widening. There's no end to it."

Al Qaeda's endorsement of Bush raises the intriguing possibility of its sleeper cells in the U.S. campaigning for his election. With lots of ready cash the organization may find that leafleting for the GOP is the most cost-effective way to bring down the United States. Apparently many Al Qaeda recruits are beginning to feel that the self-hatred of the Republicans is more powerful than the purest streams of anti-American loathing on their part. Since very few self-respecting terrorists are prepared to admit they have superiors in the hatred department, this type of conclusion tends to be faced only gradually.

"It's a psychological barrier, a kind of denial mechanism," says Psychiatrist John Blodgett at Johns Hopkins University. "Terrorists pride themselves on belonging to the most destructive and fearsome group in the world. But this Bush gang is a nihilist's wet dream. No one really compares to them in the power of their malevolence. Hard as it is to face, more and more Al Qaeda members are reluctantly beginning to admit it."

The obvious policy conclusion has been stated in the latest and shortest video ever from Osama Bin Laden. "Four more years!"


Copyright 2004 by The GWB Press. All rights reserved. This material may be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
May 12th, 2004 11:01 AM
KevinTheOmnivore
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Raygun
Dole, you are just making up lies to make yourself feel better.

Don'r forget to vote for Blair.......AGAIN!
Stop evading the topic. Defend your claims. Now.
May 11th, 2004 04:08 PM
mburbank I agree with him, Nalds. You sound kind of hysterical lately.
May 11th, 2004 03:25 PM
Ronnie Raygun Dole, you are just making up lies to make yourself feel better.

Don'r forget to vote for Blair.......AGAIN!
May 11th, 2004 11:05 AM
Dole Ronnie seems to be in a state of feverish desperation at the moment.
May 11th, 2004 10:51 AM
mburbank "Blah, blah, blah Max."
Wow. It's like the Lincoln/Douglass debate. No wait, it's more like the Lincoln/Log debate.

"You know terrorists want Bush to lose. Are you going to help their cause? Yes or no?"

The only way you could know that is if you're a terrorist. I think you're wrong. I think they love W. He's one man recruiting poster for terrorism. But I believe you think you're right. I think Kerry would do a much better job fighting terrorism than Bush would, so regardless of what the terrorists want, it's one of the many reasons I intend to vote for him. See, I like to decide things like that on my own. But you go ahead and let what you think terrorists want determine who you vote for.

You know Bush wants to destroy the constitution. Are you going to help his cause? yes or no?
May 11th, 2004 09:36 AM
KevinTheOmnivore
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Originally Posted by Ronnie Raygun
You know terrorists want Bush to lose. Are you going to help their cause? Yes or no?
Defend this claim, or never speak on it again. Quantify it. Explain to us how terrorists prefer Kerry over Bush. Explain to us how the terrorists would fear a president who polarizes the rest of the world from America, who creates breeding pools for terrorism by destabilizing Iraq, etc.

Terrorists militias like the G.S.P.C. are gathering weapons in North Africa, and Arab mercs. are commiting acts of genocide in Sudan, not to mention the remaining instability in Afghanistan, the hostilities between us and N. Korea. We snub our friends in Europe and make new friends with dictators in Libya and Pakistan.

PLEASE, explain to me how the terrorists would prefer a Western world united instead of this divided one under President Bush......
May 10th, 2004 07:36 PM
Ronnie Raygun Blah, blah, blah Max.

You know terrorists want Bush to lose. Are you going to help their cause? Yes or no?
May 10th, 2004 07:16 PM
Helm There is no validity in the two party system.
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