Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber > Indecent Proposal
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Thread: Indecent Proposal Reply to Thread
Title:
Message
Image Verification
Please enter the six letters or digits that appear in the image opposite.


Additional Options
Miscellaneous Options

Topic Review (Newest First)
May 17th, 2004 03:29 PM
kellychaos Oh, one more thing. Although the whole affair sounded like a pet and owner relationship, I assure you that it isn't. No petting will be allowed if you do not wish it. If encouraged by you, then I will concede to it on the grounds that you set limits. I don't want the petting to interfere with your training.
May 15th, 2004 07:01 PM
Comrade Rocket shaddup faggot
May 15th, 2004 06:42 PM
ArrowX tis isn't it?
May 15th, 2004 06:06 PM
mburbank this is a good thread
May 15th, 2004 04:13 PM
Anonymous Curse you, kellychaos, for dropping my name in one of your asinine threads, and causing a young special needs Canadian to lose faith in me. Curse you to fuck.
May 15th, 2004 03:35 PM
Esuohlim What kind of fuck had respect for kellychaos in the first place?
May 15th, 2004 03:26 PM
DamnthatDavid It's ELVIS!
May 15th, 2004 03:00 PM
ArrowX I have just lost all respect for Chojin and Kellychaos
May 15th, 2004 02:32 PM
TBMonkey daisy-due? Ya mean Daisy Dukes?

May 15th, 2004 02:18 PM
kellychaos
Indecent Proposal

Dear Mr. Chojin,

I would like you to shave off all your body hair except for a pink, highly gelled sprout of hair protuding from the crown region of your scalp. I would then like to dress you in an extra tight pair of blue, plaid, daisy-due shorts and neon pink sandles. I may also have to add a pink leather harness to the ensemble but would have you wear it only around areas of heavy automobile traffic and people you don't know. For my part, I will carry around a man-purse filled with high protein Chojin snacks and a plastic sippy cup emblazened with your theme of choice. If all goes well with the program, I expect to be on Letterman's stupid human tricks inside of three months or so ... perhaps a joint DDR venture betwixt the two of us. Am I being too forward?

Awaiting your response,


Kellychaos XXX OOO

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:35 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.