| May 17th, 2004 11:51 PM |
| sadie |
this girl named donna whose dad made her eat two cigarettes after he caught her trying to smoke one stole my mickey mouse watch. it had a black velvet band. 
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| May 17th, 2004 08:57 PM |
| GADZOOKS |
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Originally Posted by ultra perfect cell
I'll step up! *looks in horror that he is imperfect cell for two posts* Good! Now I'll have a life force feast! *sticks tail in GADZOOKS's dick and drains his life force leaving only his clothes*
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KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT AND I'LL GIVE YOUR CAT DEVIL HORNS AND A MOUSTACHE.
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| May 17th, 2004 08:56 PM |
| Shostie |
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I'll step up! *looks in horror that he is imperfect cell for two posts* Good! Now I'll have a life force feast! *sticks tail in GADZOOKS's dick and drains his life force leaving only his clothes*
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You're, what? 17? You know what might help you mellow out? Pussy. That usually works for teenage boys who have no other outlet for their angst save the internet.
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| May 17th, 2004 08:53 PM |
| Big McLargehuge |
CHOJIN WHY DON'T YOU HELP OUT YOUR BUDDY??
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| May 17th, 2004 08:53 PM |
| executioneer |
if i was eleven and saw someone stealing my shit i would go get one of my dad's guns and off his ass 
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| May 17th, 2004 08:52 PM |
| ultra perfect cell |
I'll step up! *looks in horror that he is imperfect cell for two posts* Good! Now I'll have a life force feast! *sticks tail in GADZOOKS's dick and drains his life force leaving only his clothes*
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| May 17th, 2004 08:29 PM |
| GADZOOKS |
Hey you Motherfucker, wanna step up with the big boys, or are you going to drop like a sack of potatoes.
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| May 17th, 2004 08:00 PM |
| ultra perfect cell |
Thought so.
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| May 17th, 2004 07:58 PM |
| Matt Harty |
I KNOW PEOPLE WITH GUNS STEAL TOYS FROM CARS ALL THE TIME BUT IM BAFFLED AS TO HOW I WOULD RESPOND
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| May 17th, 2004 07:46 PM |
| ultra perfect cell |
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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
ID ABSORB HIM
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I'm not fucking kidding. (I am kidding about absorbtion, however.) What would you REALLY do.
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| May 17th, 2004 07:36 PM |
| pjalne |
EDIT: Shostie snuck in between Matt and me
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| May 17th, 2004 07:36 PM |
| Shostie |
I'd activate my perimeter defenses and let the motion-sensor laser cannons do the work.
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| May 17th, 2004 07:34 PM |
| Matt Harty |
ID ABSORB HIM
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| May 17th, 2004 07:32 PM |
| ultra perfect cell |
He did have a gun fucker. So what WOULD you do, if you were 11 and saw some fuckhead with a gun stealing your GBC and 2 fucking games, huh?
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| May 17th, 2004 07:29 PM |
| Matt Harty |
Oh now he has a gun!
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| May 17th, 2004 07:27 PM |
| ultra perfect cell |
Screw you mother fucker. True, I did cry over it, but he had a gun and I couldn't reach a weapon. If I could've, he would be dead now. Maybe I should have absorbed him. Whar would you have done, go and get your games and let him shoot your fuckin brains out, or hide, lose 2 games, and live.
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| May 17th, 2004 07:20 PM |
| Matt Harty |
I did you fucking cunt, it's still pathetic that you couldn't run to tell someone or even run away. You dropped, pissed your pants, and cried over your video games.
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| May 17th, 2004 07:17 PM |
| ultra perfect cell |
You should also have read that I really WAS 11 then. :matthartycan'treadlol
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| May 17th, 2004 06:38 PM |
| Matt Harty |
Did I read wrong, or did you say you watched a guy stealing your stuff and ducked for cover?
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| May 17th, 2004 06:35 PM |
| ultra perfect cell |
I have a safe small enough to store some of my valuables. Once, when I really WAS 11. Left my GBC in the car and when I went to get it about an hour later (It's a guess because it was 6 years ago) and I saw the dumbdick stealing it. I just hit the fuckin floor like a sack of potatoes. I lost my 2 absolute favorite GBC games, which were Spider-Man 2: The Sinister Six and The Amazing Spider-Man for the black and white GB. Luckily for me, my friend traded me the copies later. I still have 'em. Yep, he's a good guy. 
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| May 17th, 2004 11:28 AM |
| Esuohlim |
I haven't had anything stolen, but I have stolen stuff before.
FROM "FRIENDS"
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| May 17th, 2004 10:12 AM |
| Matt Harty |
Spanish people stole video games from my house when I first moved in. All these kids had come over to see who the new kid was and I had boxes of toys. There were like 20 kids and like 5 spanish so I assume it was them. They were all taking the stuff out of the boxes and we were having fun, later I was missing like 10 gameboy games.
My mom said I probably lost them.
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| May 17th, 2004 05:12 AM |
| Cosmo Electrolux |
my bike got stolen when I was a kid....
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| May 17th, 2004 04:09 AM |
| executioneer |
i've never had anything stolen
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| May 17th, 2004 12:58 AM |
| Big McLargehuge |
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Originally Posted by Karl Hungus
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You don't know yourself.
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