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May 26th, 2004 05:24 PM
kellychaos This thread smells like ass and green peppers.
May 26th, 2004 05:19 PM
Comrade Rocket JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST, THATS IT, IM DONE.
May 26th, 2004 05:01 PM
sports
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We should all go to sport's house to hang out Everyone bring your Baseball bats

Hey, if anyone forgets to bring a baseball bat, I have 2 to let you borrow. A small one and a big one.
May 26th, 2004 04:56 PM
ArrowX We should all go to sport's house to hang out Everyone bring your Baseball bats
May 26th, 2004 04:45 PM
kellychaos Fuckin' Tourette's < Shakes Head Bemusedly >





















WTF is my Big Mac?
May 26th, 2004 03:24 AM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by sports
That be great to know, if I had any idea wtf that means.
IT MEANS YOU'RE FAT
May 26th, 2004 02:19 AM
Sethomas Hit us with more!
May 26th, 2004 02:13 AM
sports
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sports you have won us all over by rolling with the punches!

That be great to know, if I had any idea wtf that means.
May 26th, 2004 02:06 AM
Jixby Phillips sports you have won us all over by rolling with the punches!
May 26th, 2004 02:04 AM
sports
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Sports is the only person ever who can ruin jokes by complying.

my work here is done.


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We should all change our avatars to Porky the Pig now just to show him who's boss around here.

Tell me how that works out.

P.S. My Porky the Pig avatar is better than yours. :P
May 25th, 2004 11:33 PM
Cap'n Crunch We should all change our avatars to Porky the Pig now just to show him who's boss around here.
May 25th, 2004 11:29 PM
Esuohlim Sports is the only person ever who can ruin jokes by complying.
May 25th, 2004 11:20 PM
sports This good?

May 25th, 2004 10:51 PM
Rongi Someone make sports' avatar porky pig

Omg I just realized that was fat joke AND a speech impediment joke at the same time
May 25th, 2004 10:49 PM
FreakinStrange
May 25th, 2004 10:38 PM
Jixby Phillips EARTH TO SPORTS THE STUPID COCKSUCKER: HAVING FOOD CONSTANTLY SHOVED DOWN YOUR MOUTH IS NOT A SPEACH IMPEDIMENT
May 25th, 2004 10:36 PM
Sethomas Incompetance is my guess. :/
May 25th, 2004 10:29 PM
ziggytrix Lisp, stutter, or tourette's?
May 25th, 2004 09:50 PM
Rongi
May 25th, 2004 09:47 PM
sports
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Are you fat or something I mean Jesus...

Are you a jackass all the fuckin time?

No...not fat, got a little gut, but not fat. I'm on a diet btw. .


I have a speech problem and don't like talking to public. So if I got a job at a fast-food place, I would work in the back cooking the food.
May 25th, 2004 06:32 PM
Rongi
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
yeah because you like hot girls right
omg jixby are you stupid or something
May 25th, 2004 04:42 PM
kellychaos Be a pizza delivery boy so you can say seksy innuendos like, "I've got your spicy italian sausage!" to all the hawt girls on your route.
May 25th, 2004 12:29 PM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by sports
Yes. I've turned in applications for Winn Dixie, Wendy's, Burger King, and Hardee's. Gonna get applications from KFC and Pizza Hut tomorrow.
Are you fat or something I mean Jesus...
May 25th, 2004 11:45 AM
Big McLargehuge Get a job at a hot babe factory. The ones where they make all the hot babes. You can be the official "Make-Out Tester" and you can make out with the hot babes to make sure that they make out correctly.
May 25th, 2004 05:02 AM
Dr. V Go to Toys r us, working there is so easy, the place runs itself. Plus you get some pretty hot MILFs.
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