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| May 30th, 2004 03:56 AM | ||
| camacazio | Stop posting you ass licking son of a bitch. | |
| May 29th, 2004 09:53 PM | ||
| sports |
Instead of writing a short story/script, I'm writing a script pitch for... http://www.leesmovieinfo.com 
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| May 29th, 2004 09:19 PM | ||
| McMock |
You're a teenage boy, I'm guessing. You're going to write for other teenage boys. Understand your audience, that's the first step. What do teenage boys want? They want to wank. All day and night. Put tits in there. But here's the trick. Don't put them on the cover. Their mums will see them. Put one picture in the book, and put it somewhere near the end. Big, round, huge tits. One on each page. I can't guarantee you that your book will sell because of this. You'll need something more. For starters, the teenage boys aren't going to buy the book unless they know the tits are there. You're gonna have to figure something out for that. Come on. Don't fret. I've already done pretty much everything else. Good luck, my friend. I hope you become a grand novelist! |
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| May 29th, 2004 07:52 PM | ||
| Lotida |
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| May 29th, 2004 06:26 PM | ||
| liquidstatik |
BIG PUN ISN'T DEAD YET 
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| May 29th, 2004 05:11 PM | ||
| kahljorn | You should write about a time in the distant future where message forums are LIFE, and the main character is some stupid fuck who makes stupid posts and wishes everyone liked him but nobody really does and one day people start DYING. IN A FUTURISTIC SPACE ADVENTURE WHERE MESSAGEBOARDS ARE REALITY, CAN YOU ESCAPE THE stuff. | |
| May 29th, 2004 04:27 PM | ||
| BlueOatmeal | I had some Pepto Bismol this morning because my stomach was churning form last nights vodka fest. I even sang the song! Cap'n me and you are on the same fucking wavelength. | |
| May 29th, 2004 02:38 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch | BLOATING, CRAMPNESS, INDESTION, UPSET STOMACHES, AND DIARRHEA. YEAH PEPTO BISMAL. | |
| May 29th, 2004 12:38 PM | ||
| AChimp |
ANDALITE CHRONICLES 2 
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| May 29th, 2004 12:34 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Novella. It's called a freakin' novella!
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| May 28th, 2004 08:25 PM | ||
| ScruU2wice | ... | |
| May 28th, 2004 08:22 PM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
Sports, thou spongy boil-brained bugbear! You lack the mentallity, the ability, and the intelligence to write even your entire name. The only reason you made it this far is the failing standards in today's schools. |
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| May 28th, 2004 07:05 PM | ||
| eatxmexupx | they all pretty much sucked... | |
| May 28th, 2004 06:41 PM | ||
| sports |
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| May 28th, 2004 06:30 PM | ||
| Comrade Rocket |
Jason X 
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| May 28th, 2004 05:28 PM | ||
| Alive | incontinence in space..... | |
| May 28th, 2004 05:15 PM | ||
| Anonymouse | in order to make the killer more human like i suggest you mention how he occasionally pees on threads. | |
| May 28th, 2004 05:13 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
I'm so excited I pee'd on your post
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| May 28th, 2004 04:57 PM | ||
| sports |
I'm gonna write... a short novel? It's gonna take place in space. But I don't know who the killer will be. It may be a crew member, ghosts, a jason voorhees rip-off etc. :/. I do know this..IF I ever complete this short story, I post it here for all of you. |
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