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Jun 1st, 2004 03:58 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yeah, but Kelly really is gay though, and he is hitting on you right now. Fair warning.
Thanks for the input, Mr. Helper. Can't you see that I'm working here? I don't go to where to where you work and slap the dicks out of your mouth now do I?! :oldschool
May 30th, 2004 06:22 PM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*
This thread is Mcstupid
Heh, that was funny, now stop pushing your luck.
May 30th, 2004 02:37 PM
ziggytrix I'm worse at what I do best
May 29th, 2004 07:48 PM
Lotida
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
I love all the postmaking work of lotida, they bring cheerfully bright aspect to a dark and unhumorus world of i-mockery.
I feel like you can see right into my soul!
May 29th, 2004 07:09 PM
FartinMowler a mulatto
an albino
a mosquito
my libido


May 29th, 2004 06:34 PM
ziggytrix a mulatto
an albino
a mosquito
my libido


yeah.
May 29th, 2004 06:09 PM
liquidstatik Sorry i'm late, guys. Did I miss anything?
May 29th, 2004 05:32 PM
da blob much needed reality check - thank you fartin
May 29th, 2004 05:31 PM
FartinMowler I'm all man too never tried my mom's undies or anything.
May 29th, 2004 05:30 PM
da blob I wouldn't expect them to - scary enough
May 29th, 2004 05:26 PM
kahljorn I don't think anybody cares to join in on your self analyzation, you newb.
May 29th, 2004 05:23 PM
da blob am I lowering my standards or what ? I happen to find fartin to be funny sometimes.


May 29th, 2004 05:13 PM
FartinMowler This thread is Mcstupid
May 29th, 2004 05:12 PM
kahljorn I-cat.cataract.
May 29th, 2004 05:07 PM
Esuohlim Yeah, but Kelly really is gay though, and he is hitting on you right now. Fair warning.
May 29th, 2004 01:18 PM
kellychaos Think of it as if you're on shift at the glory hole. I assure you that you have total anonimity.
May 29th, 2004 01:11 PM
McMock Oh no you're not. Basic gay rules. I'm not blowing if you're not.
May 29th, 2004 01:01 PM
kellychaos I will be your handkerchief, my friend ... and, if you will allow it, your nasal decongestant as well.
May 29th, 2004 12:58 PM
McMock Yeah that's a good one. I think we should all be more open about our emotions. Not crying, of course. When you're crying you're basically asking people to have some pity on you. That's not a good thing to do, especially not in this place, I'd wager. That's what you're all here for, isn't it? Waiting for somebody to show some pain, so you can all jump on it and suck his wound dry. Yeah, it's probably not good to cry around this place.

But here's the kicker. Emotions... well, shouldn't you be able to talk about emotions? We all have them. I'm sure nobody here is daft enough to claim they don't. It's one think to let your emotions get the better of you, like some kind of runny nose moment where the snot piles up and up and it itches so bad that eventually, you just have to sneeze and the other persons face is full of the stuff. It's another thing to have a healthy blow in the hankerchief from time to time. Nothing wrong with that. I honestly believe talking about your emotions is quite a healthy thing to do. Finding out other people have them as well, and getting that belief sharpened each time you witness it - it's a good thing. It's a healthy thing. It's the right thing!
May 29th, 2004 12:42 PM
ziggytrix I feel stupid - and contagious.
May 29th, 2004 12:27 PM
kellychaos McMock,

Your post had a Steve Martin quality I appreciate. I was emotionally drained at it's conclusion. Nontheless, I unselfishly proffer my shoulder for future bouts of crying. For if an altar boy cries in the confession booth and there's no one around to hear it, does his anus not yet still bleed? I'm sorry, sometimes my altruistic nature gets the best of me. Good luck with everything.
May 29th, 2004 11:38 AM
ScruU2wice
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Originally Posted by Lotida
Why is Chojin posting his diary??? :/
I love all the postmaking work of lotida, they bring cheerfully bright aspect to a dark and unhumorus world of i-mockery.

this post was timed perfectly, only 8 posts underneath chojins, and is very simple and direct. The biting humor in it is shown through word like "his" and "Diary." This is trying to indicate that Chojin keeps a journal of sexual encounters and or fantasies. Expose this fact makes it humorus at the expense of Chojin. The post also has a timelesness to it because it has no context to anything after Chojin's post. The added emoitcon shows a shelled emotion carefully planted to add another layer of laughter to the original, in essence "salting the wounds." This post is in the top teir of quality i-mockery posts and thats why I give it a thumbs up.

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May 29th, 2004 09:43 AM
Lotida Why is Chojin posting his diary??? :/
May 29th, 2004 07:38 AM
McMock Well, I got off easy then, I'd say. Thanks!
May 28th, 2004 09:12 PM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by McMock
Those aren't emotions. That's just you describing sex with a wrestler. I'll bet you didn't even write that story.

What's your point? Is this supposed to confuse me or something? I've read through it. I don't like those stories. I read through it anyway. I come at the end, and I've read nothing relevant. What is this? Is it the first layer of hell? The first of many i-mockery tortures that I have to sustain? The reading of the bad porn? What's next? Getting a smiley made after me that barfs and then eats it's own barf, and it keeps on doing this forever, as that's what they do? Is that it? Bring on the second layer, motherfuckers!

BRING IT!
You actually do seem confused, so I will put it into black and white: You were just McMocked.
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