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Jun 3rd, 2004 04:13 PM | ||
kellychaos | Help me find the keys and we'll both drive outta here. | |
Jun 3rd, 2004 01:31 AM | ||
Anonymous | At first I thought you were replying to Kelly, with the word "sex" replaced with "hole," and it was a lot funnier. | |
Jun 3rd, 2004 01:06 AM | ||
maggiekarp | I think if you stay in the secks for more than 60 seconds, you could have a possible orgasm. I dunno myself, but I have heard many legends... | |
Jun 2nd, 2004 04:03 PM | ||
kellychaos | I'm going to dig a hole now. | |
Jun 1st, 2004 10:53 PM | ||
CaptainBubba | Actually shes right. Most males are sexually aroused by a cold blank stare that pentrates our very souls with a resounding echo of "when will your cock exit my vagina". If during sexual play of any sort I notice even the slightest hint of pleasure in my partner's eyes I start to puke violently as the idea frankly sickens me. Females are meant to sit still while their dirty honey pots are stirred by the veritable honey stick that is the white male cock. Bitches. | |
Jun 1st, 2004 09:14 PM | ||
Jeanette X |
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Jun 1st, 2004 08:25 PM | ||
James |
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Jun 1st, 2004 07:58 PM | ||
Mr. Vagiclean | Pleasure??? | |
Jun 1st, 2004 07:45 PM | ||
Tonberry |
TONBERRY LIKES LESBIANS TONBERRY DEMANDS PICTURES, UNLESS YOU ARE A DYKE. THEN TONBERRY THINKS YOUR GROSS. |
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May 31st, 2004 08:28 PM | ||
The Retro Kat |
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May 31st, 2004 03:53 PM | ||
da blob |
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May 31st, 2004 03:34 PM | ||
eatxmexupx | well what are ya gonna do.. no i just think there somthing wrong with males | |
May 30th, 2004 11:21 AM | ||
Helm | a big LOL right there | |
May 30th, 2004 04:18 AM | ||
James | I know. I'm just as surprised as you. | |
May 30th, 2004 12:44 AM | ||
Immortal Goat |
![]() Because THIS is the face of a true hardcore sex machine, ladies! |
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May 29th, 2004 08:01 PM | ||
James |
You just haven't found the right man... until now. ![]() |
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May 29th, 2004 07:50 PM | ||
camacazio | Ok, that one got me, I loled. | |
May 29th, 2004 07:37 PM | ||
da blob | you are too young. wait till after your third child. | |
May 29th, 2004 07:36 PM | ||
Ooner |
![]() why don't we have a :yawn smiley? that would be really good for this post. stupid. |
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May 29th, 2004 07:35 PM | ||
Cap'n Crunch |
Are you a guy? ![]() |
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May 29th, 2004 07:15 PM | ||
eatxmexupx |
Pleasure??? I masturbated for about 60 seconds in the tub last night and my orgasm lasted about 90... Seems that the only way to be pleased is with the index and the middle... Never once has a male pleased me the way i want... Never had a real orgasm. Is it that there somthing wrong with me or, the fucking male species isnt good for that anymore? |