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Jun 1st, 2004 09:43 AM
Matt Harty I found it.

After all of that searching, I find it deep in the backseat of my friends truck. Now I can understand if when I called the day I lost it they said they didn't find it, because they were 40 minutes away. I wouldn't wanna drive all the way back down to give someone a wallet, but i'd pretend it turned up afterwards or something.

No, I asked the day I lost it, and once they came home. They said they'd checked the truck 3 times. Then I went over his house planning on asking to search the truck myself, but I felt stupid for not believing them the first time so I accused them of stealing my wallet instead.

So yesterday they picked me up, and I said "lemme just check once myself, but I know you guys checked."

They rolled there eyes, and I pushed my hand down in the seat I was sitting on and felt the fucking thing right there.

My friends excuse was "We seriously checked, we found all kinds of make up and crap, I must have thought your wallet was part of a seat belt."

Needless to say I was angry, but too relieved to lay a beating on my buddies.
May 31st, 2004 07:40 PM
kahljorn That's weird chojin, I've STOLEN someone's wallet while they were on the DDR machine.. but i think it was some chicks.
May 31st, 2004 07:09 PM
ProfessorCool And I'm one day older than I was yesterday, so fucking what?
May 31st, 2004 07:08 PM
Emu or the one where you shove a finger up a giant ass
May 31st, 2004 06:47 PM
VolCanon Play DDR?

Japan has stuff that's way better than DDR, There's a drum game with dancing rabbits that get mad when you screw up.
May 31st, 2004 06:41 PM
liquidstatik
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
some asian fuckers stole it off the DDR machine while I was getting water and Emily wasn't paying attention. ;<
May 31st, 2004 05:48 PM
ArrowX My wallets crap you cant even fit bills into the back
May 31st, 2004 05:45 PM
Comrade Rocket I always have used a wallet since 4 grade. mainly because i have the coolest mario wallet with a hologram on the front with mario pulling a mushroom out of the ground.
May 31st, 2004 04:34 PM
Emu All of my pants have covers over the back pockets that you can seal with velcro. I haven't lost it in a while, but it has gone through the wash a few times.
May 31st, 2004 04:17 PM
Carnivore Yet it does nothing to make them more appealing :/
May 31st, 2004 02:09 PM
GADZOOKS
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
TIP: Parachute pants have deep pockets.
That's not a Tip, that's a Fact.
May 31st, 2004 02:09 PM
Spooky i remember when i lost my wallet and by wallet i mean virginity
May 31st, 2004 02:08 PM
Anonymous TIP: Parachute pants have deep pockets.
May 31st, 2004 02:07 PM
AChimp I prefer the term "plump."
May 31st, 2004 02:01 PM
Anonymous It doesn't fire out of your back pocket if your ass isn't enormously fat, though, so I wouldn't worry about it.

Just put your wallet in a few specific locations when you sleep, or always carry it. I occasionally lose mine for about 20 minutes, but the only time it's ever gotten permanently lost is when some asian fuckers stole it off the DDR machine while I was getting water and Emily wasn't paying attention. ;<
May 31st, 2004 12:31 PM
AChimp Start keeping your wallet in your front pocket. It falls out way too easily in your back pocket when you're sitting somewhere. The worst is when it falls out at the theatre and goes down between the seats.

In your front pocket, it never comes out.
May 31st, 2004 11:52 AM
Terra Oh don't be embarrassed. Shit, that happens all the time. Just tell them you were fucking a whore and she rolled your goddamn ass. Took your best wallet in the process. My buddy works at the DMV and hears that one at least four times a day.

Zen, yo. Be one with the masses.
May 31st, 2004 09:45 AM
Matt Harty
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu
and then go back and get another one and find your old one THE DAY AFTER.
I won't be driving that much until June, so I figured i'd wait it out and see if the wallet surfaced. But I literally tore the house apart, checked my friends truck, called everywhere I was this weekend to see if they found it, and destroyed my friends room.

I did have a wallet before. And I remember having $200 in it, and every day i'd forget where it was and feel sick. Then i'd find it under a pillow or something. This time I think it's safe to say that my wallet evaporated. :/

omg goin to the dmv is gona be so embarrassing
May 31st, 2004 08:41 AM
Terra Just go down to the DMV and get another one. It only takes five minutes. I've got six or seven of them already.

And no more wallets for you. If this is the way you treat them...
May 31st, 2004 02:12 AM
MrAdventure more like tonboring
May 31st, 2004 02:08 AM
Tonberry TONBERRY CAN RELATE TO YOU
May 30th, 2004 11:34 PM
Emu and then go back and get another one and find your old one THE DAY AFTER.
May 30th, 2004 11:25 PM
Alive Wait until you lose everything and have to get it all re-done
May 30th, 2004 11:14 PM
eggyolk This is definatly annoying, to misplace your wallet. Wait until you misplace your car keys.
May 30th, 2004 10:04 PM
ziggytrix welcome to adulthood
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