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Jun 24th, 2004 10:17 AM
Raize
Ummm

It's not even human. And it looks mighty tasty too.
Jun 22nd, 2004 01:07 PM
Gabe Vieira
Quote:
Originally Posted by El Mariachi
heres a pic of a cancerous lung, in case you get discouraged!

YES!!! That is EXACTLY what I wanted to see. Don't post that kind of shit.
Jun 21st, 2004 11:48 PM
sadie yay for dole. i quit back in december 'cause of the baby and all, and i'm not wanting to ever start again. i think it'll help that my bfriend has now quit, too.
Jun 21st, 2004 12:44 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dole
Nearly a week, and I aint smoked nuffink. BLINDER
awesome, Sam....keep it up!
Jun 21st, 2004 10:52 AM
Dole Nearly a week, and I aint smoked nuffink. BLINDER
Jun 18th, 2004 11:00 AM
bump I'd always wondered about using hypnosis to combat behavioral and lifestyle issues I have (drinking to relieve anxiety, etc.) I'd love to give it a go - I'd prefer if it was covered by my insurance, but to be honest, I'd pay out of pocket for a chance that it might do me even a little bit of good.

Too bad there are no opitions here in WS, NC.
Jun 17th, 2004 05:08 AM
Helm Pungent Excruciation

Sanguinary disinterment
Necrobiotic rash
Gnawing, throbbing anguish
The gullet is now mashed
Pungent excruciation
Flesh mummified by lice
Amputated contusion
Help yourself to a slice...

Contamination...
Strangulation...
Mutilation...

Gangrenous abscesses
Paralysis sets in
More carnage and bloodshed
And the reek of molten skin
Frenzied detruncation
Dispeptic, charred and black
Terminal putrescence
Psychotics carve and hack

Osteoporous enzymes release deadly secretions
As the clotted parasites devour the excretion
Emanation, suppuration - blood starts to gush
My nocturnal dysentry is unleashed on this mush

[Solo1: Parasitic Excrement Consumption]

[Solo2: Morbid Ferocity]
Jun 17th, 2004 05:05 AM
Anonymous A regular lung is just as disgusting, only not as depressed.
Jun 17th, 2004 04:57 AM
Command Prompt heres a pic of a cancerous lung, in case you get discouraged!

Jun 17th, 2004 03:21 AM
Dole Um...it was a bloke, not a tape. 40 hours without so far. Grumpy, but good!
Jun 16th, 2004 06:34 PM
Helm Hypnotism works if you want it to work. I don't know about how it would work with a tape, but if the premise remains largely the same as with a person and the subject is willing then I don't see why it wouldn't.
Jun 16th, 2004 06:08 PM
ziggytrix I hate reading this shit on the web, cuz it reminds me that I havent' had a smoke lately, and I'm trying to CUT BACK>

Good luck losing the habit Dole.
Jun 16th, 2004 04:46 PM
Anonymous ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
Jun 16th, 2004 02:41 PM
kellychaos Which are English slang for cigarettes. See how everything completes the circle. Karma, baby!
Jun 16th, 2004 12:13 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I'm pretty sure you're a fag
Jun 16th, 2004 11:59 AM
Trippy I'm pretty sure those things dont work
Jun 16th, 2004 11:37 AM
Protoclown Good luck Sam, old chap!
Jun 16th, 2004 10:46 AM
Cosmo Electrolux mmmmmm....plug-porn......
Jun 16th, 2004 10:39 AM
Dole must...bumsex...Queen Elizabeth...to...death
Jun 16th, 2004 10:30 AM
Mockery No Sam! Those tapes are a joke! You'll soon find yourself at the mercy of an electrical wall-outlet rapefest. He's putting these thoughts into your head.
Jun 16th, 2004 10:11 AM
Dole
I got hypnonotisisiseded

My best friend bought me a stop-smoking hypnosis session for my birthday and I did it yesterday. It was strange and normal at the same time....I still dont know if I actually was hypnotised, but the guy made lots of really cool (and thoroughly unpleasant) analogies about smoking that have put me off big time even if nothing else has (cant be arsed to go into it here...it involved hospitals, envelopes, and all my friends). The only part where I did feel hypnotised was when he told me I couldnt open my eyes, and it was true. I had to stop myself from laughing at a couple of things he said later on though, which makes me think I wasnt 'under'.We actually just talked about smoking and why I smoke for about an hour and a half. That was more therapeutic than the hypno methinks. It was quite confessional in a way.Lets hope it works. so far so good...

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