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Jun 21st, 2004 01:12 AM
Pyorrhea havent you read the ancient texts of i-mock!? Ravers are the enemy, along with goths, punks, emos, and everyone else except your conspicuously placed DEATH METAL dude...
Jun 20th, 2004 09:09 PM
Helm Damn it, Jamesman, he knows! He can do it!
Jun 20th, 2004 09:05 PM
CaptainBubba I can think of how it might have been a setup, seeing as he knows her primarilly through the intarnet, and shes dating a fucked up kid and she deserves better, and thats the classic jamesman scenario, but the actual execution of the joke is confusing to me.
Jun 20th, 2004 08:53 PM
Helm there was a brilliant set up for a great jamesman joke but I guess it will never be
Jun 20th, 2004 08:26 PM
James What joke? It's fucked up. :/
Jun 20th, 2004 08:21 PM
Helm c'mon jamesman make the joke make the joke
Jun 20th, 2004 08:14 PM
James
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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
James: My sister is dating a 15 year old who was expelled from school for throwing a smoke bomb in the cafeteria. He began telling her he was in love with her 2 days into dating, Then 2 days later kissed another girl. He proposed to her 3 weeks into dating.

She said yes.
That makes me angry for various reasons.
Jun 20th, 2004 08:03 PM
Helm Why, Captain Bubba, it is good that you come forward to dispel these rumours surrounding you and your girl friend.

Do you know that doing so shows you're a man of stature? A man deserving of his military rank?

How ever, there are issues that need to be addressed.

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Secondly, Helm, I must inform you that shortly after the taking of these photos I proceeded to demoralize and severely bludgeon my girlfriend unti she submitted to my cock.
It is good that you have your woman under control, but wouldn't you agree that in her weakened state of willfulness she might be succeptible to the predatory advances of other males, per haps even males of colour.

Do you know that tying up your female with a strong rope or chain to a common house hold appliance can de duct the chances of her being unfaithful to you by a good 65%?

Do you know that if you also emply the safety of a dungeon this percentage shoots up to the astonishing 134%. Not even men of colour in their devilish ways can come to your woman in a soundly locked up and thorougly tested dungeon. I strongly recommend you start digging. Or better yet, make your woman dig. It is only proper it is for her own protection.

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In her butt.
You don't say, Captain!

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In fact, Helm, I invented a new style of anal sex which I deem "Colonial" style. Much like regular sex, however instead of using standard modern lubrication, a stick of unsalted, white, butter is shoved in the orifice of discussion. As to make slippery. Once again,
I applaud you for your innovation, Captain, but would you not say that a woman lusting after you, even lacking the genetic capabilities to produce vubrication in her anal cavity, would find a way to in fact be able to do so? Is it not only proper to step over the lackings of the flesh in order to love as thoroughly and totally as desired? Would it not be fitting to witness a miracle of love and subservience?

Do you know that if you attack your woman's rear end with enough authoritative anger you can larcerate it just so as it produces natural lubricant in the form of the most basic of essences, blood? Some minds see this as cruel, whereas men such as us see it only as practical.

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She was ravered up mostly as a comedic gesture. About 95% of the high school kids there dress "gothic" or "emo" so she borrowed our Candy raver friend's getup to make fun of them.
First, comedic gestures.

Then, massive bouts of copulation with various men of colour. Control your woman.
Jun 20th, 2004 07:49 PM
GADZOOKS You girlfriend has a graphic and morbid sense of humor.

BANNED
Jun 20th, 2004 07:37 PM
CaptainBubba Helm, firstly and foremost I would like to discredit the notion that my girlfriend has sex with men of color unless you count the strange discolorations that can be found all over my nether-regions from severe, prolonged, and often chaffing masturbation.

Secondly, Helm, I must inform you that shortly after the taking of these photos I proceeded to demoralize and severely bludgeon my girlfriend unti she submitted to my cock.

In her butt.

In fact, Helm, I invented a new style of anal sex which I deem "Colonial" style. Much like regular sex, however instead of using standard modern lubrication, a stick of unsalted, white, butter is shoved in the orifice of discussion. As to make slippery. Once again,

For my cock.

James: My sister is dating a 15 year old who was expelled from school for throwing a smoke bomb in the cafeteria. He began telling her he was in love with her 2 days into dating, Then 2 days later kissed another girl. He proposed to her 3 weeks into dating.

She said yes.

Chojin: Trust, me. You wouldnt enjoy it. We only go to the local band things here because we're friends with people who organize them. They suck. Very Very hard.

She was ravered up mostly as a comedic gesture. About 95% of the high school kids there dress "gothic" or "emo" so she borrowed our Candy raver friend's getup to make fun of them.
Jun 20th, 2004 03:36 PM
Helm who the fuck are you and why are you acting like I know you since we were in the same taking-care-of-buisness-bmx's-only-gang from third grade?
Jun 20th, 2004 03:22 PM
James Bubba, whatever happened to your sister?
Jun 20th, 2004 03:15 PM
Pyorrhea and... v
Jun 20th, 2004 03:15 PM
Pyorrhea looks like helm already beat me to it.... well at least i saw suffocation and morbid angel in san francisco!!


Jun 20th, 2004 01:57 PM
Helm If you payed closer attention to my post, young man, you'd notice I have made no derogatory remark towards the said men of colour in my post above.

In fact, do you know that one could say that they are better than white boy CaptainBubba here because they get to partake in anal sexual intercourse with his girl friend without having to see her horrific all-raved-up-and-ready-to-rave image.

Where as our friend here Captain Bubba has spent 6 months beating around the bush as it were, and all he has to show for the time spent are polaroids taken with his secret pocket protector camera.

Shame on you, Captain Bubba.

I suggest you get on this situation right quick, Captain Bubba otherwise what sort of boy friend are you to let your girl friend have her anal cavity filled up with coloured penis which I am in no way implying is inferior to white penis, however.

Un less we should take this to mean that you like that sort of thing.

Do you like that sort of thing, Captain Bubba?

Do you know that many would consider that strange, Captain Bubba.

Do you know that many would consider that strange behaviour coming from the man of the Naval Military?

I bet you do.
Jun 20th, 2004 12:13 PM
ArrowX B-B-B-B-B-BANNED!
Jun 20th, 2004 11:41 AM
Helm Do you know that your girl friend is sleeping with other people behind your back?

Do you know that your girl friend is putting other people's penises inside her mouth behind your back?

Do you know that your girl friend is partaking in anal sexual intercourse with young men of colour behind your back?

Do you know that I am in danger of being banned because of telling you all this? You better do something about this, son. You don't want to be taken for a fool.
Jun 20th, 2004 03:36 AM
GADZOOKS SWINGER
Jun 20th, 2004 03:23 AM
Anonymous Thanks for quoting that, you fucking cunt.

What party was that? Let me know next time you all are going to partay and we can see if we can arrange something :>
Jun 20th, 2004 02:44 AM
ArrowX
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
PICTURES OF US ON PROM NIGHT.

Me and her.



Our friends. Shes on the right and I'm hiding behind her.



Ravered-up. ;p
MINe EYES THEY BLEED!
Jun 20th, 2004 01:14 AM
Karl Hungus
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
two whole weeks
You have to be GOING OUT for it to count.

DUH [/i]
Jun 20th, 2004 01:12 AM
Anonymous Mine and emily's one-year anniversary was june 5th
Jun 20th, 2004 12:54 AM
Big McLargehuge two whole weeks
Jun 20th, 2004 12:48 AM
Perndog OH YEAH WELL NO ONE REPLIED TO MY GOOD NEWS...assholes.
Jun 20th, 2004 12:44 AM
Emu OH BITCH BRING IT
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