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Jun 23rd, 2004 03:41 AM
ArrowX But some guy uses TWO Swords at once!! Is such a radical Idea because hes from the 1400 and the concept of using TWO swords is still like 300 years away!!!
Jun 22nd, 2004 01:34 PM
Perndog I just read an annotated Arthur book with legends from 1100-1400, and it says that most historians completely discredit the actual stories but place the real King Arthur or his equivalent in the 5th century.

This site agrees.

I don't care if the movie is historically accurate (which it won't be) or in line with the legend (which it probably won't be). I still think it'll be good.
Jun 21st, 2004 10:59 PM
Emu No, that's Diablo II.
Jun 21st, 2004 05:49 PM
ArrowX Is this the one where the guy uses Dual-Broadswords?
Jun 21st, 2004 04:29 PM
ScruU2wice
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Originally Posted by AChimp
Guinevere is a bull dyke in this movie.
Is that hot
Jun 21st, 2004 02:46 PM
ItalianStereotype it's a matter of opinion, I guess, and the majority of opinions are against you there.
Jun 21st, 2004 02:43 PM
CastroMotorOil well it was an empire, just not a very good one.

The Knights Templar were cool though.
Jun 21st, 2004 02:41 PM
ItalianStereotype right, that's what I was saying. most historians don't believe the Arthurian legend.

notice how I said "fall" instead of fall. most of the peoples of Europe still considered themselves Romans, but they refused to accept the authority of Romulus Augustus. the customs, traditions, etc. of Rome (not Byzantine Rome) continued for hundreds of years. look at the Holy Roman Empire.

in retrospect though, the HRE was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.
Jun 21st, 2004 01:23 PM
CastroMotorOil good point but although the western empire fell in 476 the romans left britain starting in about 400 and finished in 410 with honorius letter telling the britains to look to their own defenses.

Thats a decent amount of time to lose the roman art of armorsmithing.

http://www.britannia.com/history/historan.html

almsot every comment listed there mention the 500's not the 9th century.

although most say he never existed at all.
Jun 21st, 2004 12:02 PM
ItalianStereotype see, the thing is NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE. most credible scholars that I've heard or talked to think the Arthurian legend is complete bunk.

IF Arthur were truly a 5th century king, then no, the technology to make Roman armor wouldn't have been lost. the western empire didn't "fall" until 476 and even afterwards, it took at least one or two centuries for Europe to descend into what we know as the Dark Ages.

all that aside, most historical accounts I've heard of match the Arthurian legend to a 9th century Welsh king/warlord.
Jun 21st, 2004 10:51 AM
CastroMotorOil wasn't it 5th century? Because I was just watching the history channel and stuff. And if it was the 5th century wouldn't older Roman armor be the msot prized armor, as the technology to make it would have been lost, and I'm pretty sure a king could find some.
Jun 21st, 2004 02:25 AM
ItalianStereotype nope, because Arthur wasn't a fucking Roman. I think the Arthurian legend is based off a 9th century Welsh king.
Jun 21st, 2004 01:11 AM
CastroMotorOil isn't this technically not based on the legend at all?
Jun 20th, 2004 07:34 PM
Emu I did too, but they took a lot of artistic liberties with the legend.

which could have been expected from Disney, but it's not exactly inspiring kids to pick up Le Morte d'Arthur.
Jun 20th, 2004 07:32 PM
Sam I liked the Sword in the Stone.
Jun 20th, 2004 07:27 PM
Emu Sports, I was planning to ignore your post because you have what can be called the "Black Hole" of taste in movies and television. To sum it up for you, everything you like is inevitably horrible. But I'm curious, have you ever read ANY of the Arthurian legends, or is the extent of your knowlege of the legend only as broad as Disney's "The Sword in the Stone?"
Jun 20th, 2004 07:07 PM
glowbelly grrrrrrrrl power
Jun 20th, 2004 05:48 PM
AChimp BUT IT'S THE TRUE STORY!

Seriously, who gives a shit what the TRUE story was? Guinevere is a bull dyke in this movie.
Jun 20th, 2004 05:46 PM
sports at your post!
Jun 20th, 2004 05:42 PM
Emu
King Arthur

Dear god this movie is going to be horrible. Just from the previews you can tell they fucked the whole story up royal.

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