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Jun 24th, 2004 04:10 PM
sadie i've no period atm with the pregnancy and all. but i don't really like tampons at all anyways. i always get freaked out about the whole TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME thingy. oh, and my cramping/bloating has never been very severe.
Jun 22nd, 2004 08:06 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Kyeung Ovar
My Mom would tell me that I would be too young for this thread.

That is, if I wasn't smoking a cool mint menthol while wearing a stolen, fake moustache and beard.
you're a fucking retard, aren't you?
Jun 22nd, 2004 07:05 PM
Anonymous My Mom would tell me that I would be too young for this thread.

That is, if I wasn't smoking a cool mint menthol while wearing a stolen, fake moustache and beard.
Jun 22nd, 2004 06:19 PM
Carnivore Actually, my partner and I were dispatched to an elderly female with a vaginal bleed this past Sunday. When we brought her into the ER, one of my female coworkers slipped a tampon into my pocket and it was pearl!
Jun 22nd, 2004 06:05 PM
glowbelly she's a time bomb tick-tick-ticking away and one day, fartin, one day she is going to fucking explode on your ass.
Jun 22nd, 2004 05:57 PM
FartinMowler I, said that I don't recall her saying anything thing about it :/ She doesn't moan and bitch about things.
Jun 22nd, 2004 05:56 PM
punkgrrrlie10 Holy crap you mean girls are different??? I thought they were all exactly the same in everything they do.
Jun 22nd, 2004 05:53 PM
glowbelly that's because she's not a woman

i won't even go on the pill. hormone stuff freaks me out and i don't like to mess with any of it.

fartin, you wanna know why women get pissy on their periods? try sticking a little man with giant hands into your lower abdomen and have him grab your insides and wring them out for 5 days.
Jun 22nd, 2004 05:50 PM
FartinMowler I've been married for 14 years and I don't recall my wife ever saying she was bloated :/
Jun 22nd, 2004 05:24 PM
Matt Harty Because they retain water.
Jun 22nd, 2004 05:16 PM
FartinMowler why do women get bloated?
Jun 22nd, 2004 05:15 PM
Matt Harty Because they're bloated.
Jun 22nd, 2004 05:14 PM
da blob actually I think it's in a normal state as I'm not experiencing the hormonal changes that thicken it monthly.

The messing up of the hormones is no worse than with a regular pill, and in fact less as it works on the same principle except with much lower dosage. I agree there probably is a messing up though, but I do not care much.


I never used much tampons cause it hurt me inside and my body "expells" them quite fast (don't laugh please).


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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*
Why do women get cranky from the period?
hormones. plus it hurts. and it's tiring loosing some blood.
Jun 22nd, 2004 05:14 PM
FartinMowler Why do women get cranky from the period?
Jun 22nd, 2004 05:06 PM
glowbelly no period = FREAKY WRONG HORMONE MESSING WITH NATURE STRANGENESS.

seriously. i had a hard enough time switching to tampons because i was so freaked out about sticking a piece of cardboard stuffed with cotton up there. i would never, ever intentionally take a pill/shot/whatever that would make my period disappear.

could you possibly imagine the state your uterus is in right now?

uck. sorry, but uck.
Jun 22nd, 2004 03:50 PM
PILLOWFIGHT Dear Iris, Are you more likely to get eaten by a shark when you are on your period? Thanks,

We got the answer straight from an oceanographer! "It has been recommended that a menstruating woman should abstain from swimming in areas where sharks are nearby in order to minimize the risks of attracting sharks. This assumes, of course, that her flow is somehow getting into the water, and with the options available to women today this may not be the case. But it is possible for sharks to sense these fluids and investigate further. Assume that sharks might do this, and common sense should dictate the rules."

So..no swimming when you are menstruating unless you are using a Tampax tampon! Good luck--Iris


hay thisa tampon website has alot kewl situff for teens!!
Jun 22nd, 2004 03:48 PM
da blob no period = no tampons

Implanon rocks.
Jun 22nd, 2004 03:41 PM
george i get mad when i am sent to buy tampons. so i always buy the cheapest i can find, someday i will find some with a sand paper applicator.

then we'll see who does the shopping next time.
Jun 22nd, 2004 03:37 PM
kellychaos They should make them with a battery pack like those Glade room deoderizers.
Jun 22nd, 2004 03:33 PM
Dixie i'm a pearl girl but those Beyond tampons rule. very comfy, no better plug available.
Jun 22nd, 2004 03:31 PM
george they are very hard to get in your anus.

but are quite delightful when yanked out.
Jun 22nd, 2004 02:57 PM
kellychaos Not just for breakfast anymore.
Jun 22nd, 2004 02:56 PM
glowbelly tampons
Jun 22nd, 2004 02:45 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I'm keeping my fingers crossed and hoping it's something dirty....
Jun 22nd, 2004 02:40 PM
Sethomas I expect nothing less than for someone to reply "I'm a PERL Girl!" and post some esoteric computer image or something like that. :/
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