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Jun 28th, 2004 06:50 PM
Terra Nothing like cutting straight to the buzz by hitting the hard stuff. Happy Birthday! Which one is your girlfriend in those shots?

Hopefully you've recovered enough to celebrate a few more. It looks like you had lots of fun.
Jun 26th, 2004 10:38 AM
davinxtk Fuck beer, I didn't touch the shit.
I was all over the Absolut and the Bacardi Vanila. Hard liquor is the only way to get shitfaced.
Jun 26th, 2004 10:34 AM
AChimp I demand you post a picture of you looking pouty with one of those cone-shaped party hats on.

Happy late birthday, BTW.

PS: Who gets drunk off of Bud?
Jun 26th, 2004 10:13 AM
davinxtk Haha. That coming out of Chojin.



Party pictures in a minute...
Jun 25th, 2004 10:18 PM
Anonymous HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAGMO
Jun 25th, 2004 07:23 PM
ArrowX I'll come to your part wearing my best B-Day Suit
Jun 25th, 2004 07:22 PM
Carnivore Birthdays are merely yearly reminders that you're that much closer to the day when the feeble meat suit that encases your soul will succumb to some trauma, disease, or the simple passage of time and you will cease to exist in this wretched universe.

Happy birthday!
Jun 25th, 2004 04:28 PM
FartinMowler Hapy Dirbday
Jun 25th, 2004 03:09 PM
Matt Harty Happy Birthday.
Jun 25th, 2004 02:54 PM
Zomboid Happy birthday, princess. I hope you finally get that pony you've been after.
Jun 25th, 2004 02:49 PM
Spectre X Me wishing you a happy birthday has nothing to do with the gimp you hired to threaten to rape me.


Happy birthday.
Jun 25th, 2004 02:40 PM
Snatchtastic
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LOL @ Nachos.

Happy Brthduy
Jun 25th, 2004 02:39 PM
davinxtk Deliver a cake to my cock, shitface. And bring me those nachos while you're at it.
Jun 25th, 2004 02:37 PM
Zee Kay Unless you deliver a cake to my house, I will not wish you a happy Birthday, I'll wish you very sad Birthday.
Jun 25th, 2004 02:33 PM
Command Prompt HaPPY BirtHdaY
Jun 25th, 2004 02:32 PM
davinxtk
HEY, IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY. (PICTURES ADDED)

And the 30% of you that don't hate my ass probably want to wish me well.


Do so.


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Woohoo!
So, I turned 20 yesterday.
At least, I think I did. I'm not too sure after this mess.

Around 1:00, very drunk, my mom got bored and walked around with the digital camera, had some fun with the people she actually knew and got some great pictures of me being drunk as shit.



Phil, Jai. In that order. He stayed sober enough to drive home. That's about all I remember about their status.


TRASHED
And I'm very drunk at this point with my friend Taylor. My mom had to take this picture like six times before she got it right.
Drunk ass.


Fishman, Jay. Two of my closest friends ever. My hair being ugly in the background.


Jai and Phil in the back again, Dorothy, Jay, and Jim in the front. Getting shitted, having a good time.


SHITTED
Caught from a different angle, vodka being passed in front of the camera and my sister in the back-left hanging out in pajamas.


Very extremely intoxicated, barely able to stand up straight and in some cases honestly falling the fuck down drunk, we get the great idea to climb a tree. I managed to roll a joint on the branch of a maple tree, in one of the least controlled drunken stupors I've ever been in.


Well after three AM, right before my mom goes to bed, she decides to take a picture of the survivors. We're all fucking nuts drunk.





So I posted "TRASHED" and "SHITTED".

I know a few of you were waiting for this one:



CUNTED


I got completely blasted drunk last night. Probably the second or third most drunk I've been, ever.
Didn't puke.
Still awake, actually.
Tons of fun. Thanks to those who wished me a happy birthday.

Unfortunately no bitches from myspace or madradhair showed up.
Where were you sluts?

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