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Jun 30th, 2004 03:50 PM
AChimp This thread still isn't funny. It's perfect for my site.
Jun 30th, 2004 01:38 PM
Anonymous TBMonkey, can you recommend a good course for teaching me how to be hilarious on AIM? We could even take it together.
Jun 29th, 2004 11:21 PM
TBMonkey Yeah, the ol' cut-n-paste happens to not edit in the real words, they should look into that.
Jun 29th, 2004 02:29 PM
GADZOOKS Oh man, your such a fox, using filthy language like **** and ******.

PRODUCE
Jun 29th, 2004 02:07 PM
TBMonkey Here's a good example of what GADZOOKS is failing horribly at. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I got to counter the suck in this thread somehow:

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. *****.
MommyMelissa: whatever.
Jun 29th, 2004 01:08 PM
GADZOOKS Daily Bullshit
Jun 29th, 2004 12:44 PM
AChimp Wow. Those sure are funny. I'm gonna post them on my site. I will call it "Gadzooks talks to random unfunny people."

It will get Farked for sure.
Jun 29th, 2004 09:26 AM
GADZOOKS
Quote:
Originally Posted by TBMonkey
You forgot to post the funny ones.
W/E, ACHIMP Jr.
Jun 29th, 2004 09:01 AM
Seven Force

What?
Jun 29th, 2004 07:06 AM
ass
Jun 28th, 2004 09:24 PM
Seven Force
Quote:
Originally Posted by TBMonkey
You forgot to post the funny ones.
Jun 28th, 2004 09:21 PM
TBMonkey You forgot to post the funny ones.
Jun 28th, 2004 08:01 PM
DehydratedPorkMan Tequila was involve. Get off me.
Jun 28th, 2004 07:22 PM
eggyolk

THUNDER!!!
Jun 28th, 2004 07:22 PM
Seven Force Aw, I thought it was good. I honestly had no idea.
Pretty funny stuff. I'm not sure if I could top that.

My hat's off to you sir.

And no, I wasn't being sarcastic.

-Brian
Jun 28th, 2004 07:15 PM
Terra ?






(I wonder if that counted as a post)
Jun 28th, 2004 07:03 PM
GADZOOKS
GADZOOKS'D

On Today's Episode I Visit 4 fresh-faced mockers.

The First One Didn't Doo To Well, He wanted to be my friend a little too much.Member SevenForceYaddaYdaayaddaInc is F99YaddaYaddaYaddaCloud I'm Partay Cannible. Let's Watch.

Partay Cannible: Hey Alfie
F99Cloud: ?
Partay Cannible: Wazzup Goo
F99Cloud: :-\
F99Cloud: Who are you?
Partay Cannible: you look like Goo
Partay Cannible: but a light goo
Partay Cannible: a Goo Light
F99Cloud: ...
F99Cloud: Um, ok.
Partay Cannible: Come on sing it
F99Cloud: Who are you?
Partay Cannible: Goo Punch
Partay Cannible: ALL THE FELLAS
F99Cloud: So...who are you?
Partay Cannible: i guess this is what it sounds like when doves vry
F99Cloud: Milhouse.
Partay Cannible: In the House..Mill
Partay Cannible: WOAH!
F99Cloud: So, are you going to tell me who you are?
Partay Cannible: you wanna hear my scooby doo impression?
Partay Cannible: im milhouse, dont sassme
F99Cloud: Or am I going to block you?
Partay Cannible: Is that a question?
F99Cloud: Shit, yeah, I messed that up.
F99Cloud: Hold on...
Partay Cannible: You sure did?
Partay Cannible: Ok I'll Hold?
F99Cloud: Just tell me.
Partay Cannible: Whos my real mother?
Partay Cannible: why did she beat me?
Partay Cannible: why cant she call her daddy proud, oh daddy proud?
F99Cloud: This better not be Vinth.
F99Cloud: That's all i'm saying right now.
Partay Cannible: You know what im SAYIN
F99Cloud: lol
Partay Cannible: Hi this is Vinth
Partay Cannible: got a problem
Partay Cannible: I AM THE CATHOLIC SAMURAI, bitchass
F99Cloud: From where?
F99Cloud: =-O
Partay Cannible: Watch me warble
Partay Cannible: I'll cut your through
F99Cloud: No you aren't! He doesn't type real well.
Partay Cannible: you left wing
F99Cloud: lol
F99Cloud: :-D
Partay Cannible: chiken wing
Partay Cannible: god dayum
F99Cloud: Are you...Max Burbank?
Partay Cannible: Oh yeah sure whatever you ahve to tell yourself, Samantha
F99Cloud: ...
Partay Cannible: What can't take a joke, Rachel
F99Cloud: Um, ok.
F99Cloud: lol
F99Cloud: :-)
Partay Cannible: your from the Homosexualz Board right
Partay Cannible: you did the Cocks On Jocks thread right
Partay Cannible: Don't Lie TO Me, Tanya
F99Cloud: Um, no. I did the Pickleman game post.
Partay Cannible: On the homosexual board
Partay Cannible: oh boy
Partay Cannible: i didnt know you were gay!
Partay Cannible: You got Gadzook'ed, Martha?

Well After A Bad Start I quickly turned the tides with a real quicky, this is memeber HUOND (Aim:DanceEnosDance) as I try you prenounce his name.

Partay Cannible: HOUND!
Partay Cannible: HUH-OUNND
Partay Cannible: HAWOOOOODAH
Previous message was not received by Dance Enos Dance because of error: User Dance Enos Dance is not available.

He didnt wast no time.

The Next One is from I-Mockery's new Love Affair Perndog! As I had a quick chat about his band, boy was he sure in a sour mood.

Partay Cannible: Hello Are you there?
Pernthedog: yes
Pernthedog: who's this?
Partay Cannible: Mr. Vagiclean
Pernthedog: and why?
Partay Cannible: because thats the name i signed in on
Pernthedog: I meant
Partay Cannible: hheHAWHAWHAW!
Pernthedog: why are you talking to me
Partay Cannible: i was wondering, how did you get a band together like that, see
Partay Cannible: im starting a band
Partay Cannible: does snoppy sponser it?
Pernthedog: camp snoopy called my college four years ago
Pernthedog: and asked for five musicians
Partay Cannible: so i have to find a camp to get Hired
Pernthedog: what are you talking about?
Partay Cannible: is should try CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, AHAHWHWAWHAWHW!
Partay Cannible: thats a jason joke
Pernthedog: I'm going to go ahead and block you if you don't mind
Partay Cannible: you just got gadzook'ed!

I was obviously out of my league, folks And Finally, I went on to chat with a new memeber Dementedchickenshit-something (what's with this wacko names, am i right ladies ) as I teach him a hard lesson about stealing images.

Partay Cannible: THE SARADIUS HAS TOLD ME YOUR HOTLINKING HIS IMAGES.
Partay Cannible: HE WANTS TO TO STEP OFF
Partay Cannible: SO STEP OFF!
PorkQuackGuy: i thought i already did.
Partay Cannible: He's going to e-mail you gay porn if you dont STEP OFF!
PorkQuackGuy: oh wait yea.
PorkQuackGuy: joy.
Partay Cannible: you think this is a game
PorkQuackGuy: not at all.
Partay Cannible: STEP OFF!
PorkQuackGuy: i sent him an email about the gay guy. tell him to open it.
Partay Cannible: He got no e-mails
PorkQuackGuy: oh well.
Partay Cannible: Don't you lie to me boy
PorkQuackGuy: this was ages ago.
PorkQuackGuy: no sir.
Partay Cannible: Yeah I'M SURE
Partay Cannible: you did
PorkQuackGuy: then you're right.
Partay Cannible: if you did sardius wouldnt mind you being fuch a hotlinking goon
Partay Cannible: I DONT CARE IF Smoething Awful lets you pass with this shit, it's not going to work here you bandwith leech
Partay Cannible: STEP OFF
PorkQuackGuy: told you i'm on it.
Partay Cannible: NOW
PorkQuackGuy: it's already changed.
Partay Cannible: he's going to ruin your internet life
PorkQuackGuy: joy.
Partay Cannible: im going to check
Partay Cannible: im linking to the website now
Partay Cannible: THATS THE SAME PICTURE
Partay Cannible: YOU PLAYING GAMES BOY
PorkQuackGuy: no it's not.
Partay Cannible: YES IT IS
PorkQuackGuy: that's no good.
Partay Cannible: Oh wait
Partay Cannible: well its not from saridus anymore
Partay Cannible: ITS FROM SEANBABY
PorkQuackGuy: nope.
PorkQuackGuy: oh yes.
Partay Cannible: your in luck
Partay Cannible: im one of seanbabys clients
PorkQuackGuy: tell him i said hi.
Partay Cannible: HE WONT APPRECIATE YOUS TEALING IS IMAGES
Partay Cannible: STEP OFF
Partay Cannible: you leech
Partay Cannible: STEP OFF-NAOW!
Partay Cannible: you stepping off
Partay Cannible: usin your own images
PorkQuackGuy: i've been trying to actually.
Partay Cannible: YOU USE SEANBABY
Partay Cannible: the hell
Partay Cannible: whatzamattayou
PorkQuackGuy: what's wrong with seanbaby.
Partay Cannible: you use him
Partay Cannible: for images
Partay Cannible: on silly messageboard
Partay Cannible: YOU STEP OFF NOW
Partay Cannible: hey
Partay Cannible: you dont want this to get ugly pal
Partay Cannible: seanbaby can sue you for stealing his images for your own
PorkQuackGuy: considering i stepped off.
Partay Cannible: you did?
Partay Cannible: ok i see nothing now
PorkQuackGuy: changing it.
Partay Cannible: ill leave you alone, you dont go crazy with the images
PorkQuackGuy: of course not.
Partay Cannible: dont steal
Partay Cannible: and one more thing
PorkQuackGuy: stealing=wrong.
PorkQuackGuy: shoot.
Partay Cannible: YOU GOT GADZOOK'ED!

Oh boy, he didn't know what hit him . Well, that's all for tonight folks. Coming up next is Mr. Adventure's Secrets Of Juggling the Professionals Don't Want You To Hear. Drive Safely!

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