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| Jun 30th, 2004 03:50 PM | ||
| AChimp |
This thread still isn't funny. It's perfect for my site. 
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| Jun 30th, 2004 01:38 PM | ||
| Anonymous | TBMonkey, can you recommend a good course for teaching me how to be hilarious on AIM? We could even take it together. | |
| Jun 29th, 2004 11:21 PM | ||
| TBMonkey |
Yeah, the ol' cut-n-paste happens to not edit in the real words, they should look into that. 
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| Jun 29th, 2004 02:29 PM | ||
| GADZOOKS |
Oh man, your such a fox, using filthy language like **** and ******. PRODUCE 
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| Jun 29th, 2004 02:07 PM | ||
| TBMonkey |
Here's a good example of what GADZOOKS is failing horribly at. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I got to counter the suck in this thread somehow: Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables? Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****? MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that. Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) MommyMelissa: is that it? Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT. MommyMelissa: ... Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here. Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. *****. MommyMelissa: whatever. |
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| Jun 29th, 2004 01:08 PM | ||
| GADZOOKS | Daily Bullshit | |
| Jun 29th, 2004 12:44 PM | ||
| AChimp |
Wow. Those sure are funny. I'm gonna post them on my site. I will call it "Gadzooks talks to random unfunny people." It will get Farked for sure. 
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| Jun 29th, 2004 09:26 AM | ||
| GADZOOKS |
Quote:
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| Jun 29th, 2004 09:01 AM | ||
| Seven Force |
 What? |
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| Jun 29th, 2004 07:06 AM | ||
| ass |
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| Jun 28th, 2004 09:24 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
Quote:
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| Jun 28th, 2004 09:21 PM | ||
| TBMonkey |
You forgot to post the funny ones. 
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| Jun 28th, 2004 08:01 PM | ||
| DehydratedPorkMan | Tequila was involve. Get off me. | |
| Jun 28th, 2004 07:22 PM | ||
| eggyolk |
 THUNDER!!! |
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| Jun 28th, 2004 07:22 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
Aw, I thought it was good. I honestly had no idea. Pretty funny stuff. I'm not sure if I could top that. My hat's off to you sir.  And no, I wasn't being sarcastic. -Brian |
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| Jun 28th, 2004 07:15 PM | ||
| Terra |
? (I wonder if that counted as a post) |
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| Jun 28th, 2004 07:03 PM | ||
| GADZOOKS |
GADZOOKS'D On Today's Episode I Visit 4 fresh-faced mockers. The First One Didn't Doo To Well, He wanted to be my friend a little too much.Member SevenForceYaddaYdaayaddaInc is F99YaddaYaddaYaddaCloud I'm Partay Cannible. Let's Watch. Partay Cannible: Hey Alfie F99Cloud: ? Partay Cannible: Wazzup Goo F99Cloud: :-\ F99Cloud: Who are you? Partay Cannible: you look like Goo Partay Cannible: but a light goo Partay Cannible: a Goo Light F99Cloud: ... F99Cloud: Um, ok. Partay Cannible: Come on sing it F99Cloud: Who are you? Partay Cannible: Goo Punch Partay Cannible: ALL THE FELLAS F99Cloud: So...who are you? Partay Cannible: i guess this is what it sounds like when doves vry F99Cloud: Milhouse. Partay Cannible: In the House..Mill Partay Cannible: WOAH! F99Cloud: So, are you going to tell me who you are? Partay Cannible: you wanna hear my scooby doo impression? Partay Cannible: im milhouse, dont sassme F99Cloud: Or am I going to block you? Partay Cannible: Is that a question? F99Cloud: Shit, yeah, I messed that up. F99Cloud: Hold on... Partay Cannible: You sure did? Partay Cannible: Ok I'll Hold? F99Cloud: Just tell me. Partay Cannible: Whos my real mother? Partay Cannible: why did she beat me? Partay Cannible: why cant she call her daddy proud, oh daddy proud? F99Cloud: This better not be Vinth. F99Cloud: That's all i'm saying right now. Partay Cannible: You know what im SAYIN F99Cloud: lol Partay Cannible: Hi this is Vinth Partay Cannible: got a problem Partay Cannible: I AM THE CATHOLIC SAMURAI, bitchass F99Cloud: From where? F99Cloud: =-O Partay Cannible: Watch me warble Partay Cannible: I'll cut your through F99Cloud: No you aren't! He doesn't type real well. Partay Cannible: you left wing F99Cloud: lol F99Cloud: :-D Partay Cannible: chiken wing Partay Cannible: god dayum F99Cloud: Are you...Max Burbank? Partay Cannible: Oh yeah sure whatever you ahve to tell yourself, Samantha F99Cloud: ... Partay Cannible: What can't take a joke, Rachel F99Cloud: Um, ok. F99Cloud: lol F99Cloud: :-) Partay Cannible: your from the Homosexualz Board right Partay Cannible: you did the Cocks On Jocks thread right Partay Cannible: Don't Lie TO Me, Tanya F99Cloud: Um, no. I did the Pickleman game post. Partay Cannible: On the homosexual board Partay Cannible: oh boy Partay Cannible: i didnt know you were gay! Partay Cannible: You got Gadzook'ed, Martha? Well After A Bad Start I quickly turned the tides with a real quicky, this is memeber HUOND (Aim:DanceEnosDance) as I try you prenounce his name. Partay Cannible: HOUND! Partay Cannible: HUH-OUNND Partay Cannible: HAWOOOOODAH Previous message was not received by Dance Enos Dance because of error: User Dance Enos Dance is not available. He didnt wast no time.   The Next One is from I-Mockery's new Love Affair Perndog! As I had a quick chat about his band, boy was he sure in a sour mood. Partay Cannible: Hello Are you there? Pernthedog: yes Pernthedog: who's this? Partay Cannible: Mr. Vagiclean Pernthedog: and why? Partay Cannible: because thats the name i signed in on Pernthedog: I meant Partay Cannible: hheHAWHAWHAW! Pernthedog: why are you talking to me Partay Cannible: i was wondering, how did you get a band together like that, see Partay Cannible: im starting a band Partay Cannible: does snoppy sponser it? Pernthedog: camp snoopy called my college four years ago Pernthedog: and asked for five musicians Partay Cannible: so i have to find a camp to get Hired Pernthedog: what are you talking about? Partay Cannible: is should try CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE, AHAHWHWAWHAWHW! Partay Cannible: thats a jason joke Pernthedog: I'm going to go ahead and block you if you don't mind Partay Cannible: you just got gadzook'ed! I was obviously out of my league, folks And Finally, I went on to chat with a new memeber Dementedchickenshit-something (what's with this wacko names, am i right ladies ) as I teach him a hard lesson about stealing images.Partay Cannible: THE SARADIUS HAS TOLD ME YOUR HOTLINKING HIS IMAGES. Partay Cannible: HE WANTS TO TO STEP OFF Partay Cannible: SO STEP OFF! PorkQuackGuy: i thought i already did. Partay Cannible: He's going to e-mail you gay porn if you dont STEP OFF! PorkQuackGuy: oh wait yea. PorkQuackGuy: joy. Partay Cannible: you think this is a game PorkQuackGuy: not at all. Partay Cannible: STEP OFF! PorkQuackGuy: i sent him an email about the gay guy. tell him to open it. Partay Cannible: He got no e-mails PorkQuackGuy: oh well. Partay Cannible: Don't you lie to me boy PorkQuackGuy: this was ages ago. PorkQuackGuy: no sir. Partay Cannible: Yeah I'M SURE Partay Cannible: you did PorkQuackGuy: then you're right. Partay Cannible: if you did sardius wouldnt mind you being fuch a hotlinking goon Partay Cannible: I DONT CARE IF Smoething Awful lets you pass with this shit, it's not going to work here you bandwith leech Partay Cannible: STEP OFF PorkQuackGuy: told you i'm on it. Partay Cannible: NOW PorkQuackGuy: it's already changed. Partay Cannible: he's going to ruin your internet life PorkQuackGuy: joy. Partay Cannible: im going to check Partay Cannible: im linking to the website now Partay Cannible: THATS THE SAME PICTURE Partay Cannible: YOU PLAYING GAMES BOY PorkQuackGuy: no it's not. Partay Cannible: YES IT IS PorkQuackGuy: that's no good. Partay Cannible: Oh wait Partay Cannible: well its not from saridus anymore Partay Cannible: ITS FROM SEANBABY PorkQuackGuy: nope. PorkQuackGuy: oh yes. Partay Cannible: your in luck Partay Cannible: im one of seanbabys clients PorkQuackGuy: tell him i said hi. Partay Cannible: HE WONT APPRECIATE YOUS TEALING IS IMAGES Partay Cannible: STEP OFF Partay Cannible: you leech Partay Cannible: STEP OFF-NAOW! Partay Cannible: you stepping off Partay Cannible: usin your own images PorkQuackGuy: i've been trying to actually. Partay Cannible: YOU USE SEANBABY Partay Cannible: the hell Partay Cannible: whatzamattayou PorkQuackGuy: what's wrong with seanbaby. Partay Cannible: you use him Partay Cannible: for images Partay Cannible: on silly messageboard Partay Cannible: YOU STEP OFF NOW Partay Cannible: hey Partay Cannible: you dont want this to get ugly pal Partay Cannible: seanbaby can sue you for stealing his images for your own PorkQuackGuy: considering i stepped off. Partay Cannible: you did? Partay Cannible: ok i see nothing now PorkQuackGuy: changing it. Partay Cannible: ill leave you alone, you dont go crazy with the images PorkQuackGuy: of course not. Partay Cannible: dont steal Partay Cannible: and one more thing PorkQuackGuy: stealing=wrong. PorkQuackGuy: shoot. Partay Cannible: YOU GOT GADZOOK'ED! Oh boy, he didn't know what hit him . Well, that's all for tonight folks. Coming up next is Mr. Adventure's Secrets Of Juggling the Professionals Don't Want You To Hear. Drive Safely!
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