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Nov 7th, 2004 03:38 PM
Neurotic monkey NEIL GAIMAN SUCKS ASS
Oct 25th, 2004 05:06 PM
BlueOatmeal I'm never going to get laid. Godammit all to hell. Why the fuck do I have a penis any godamn way? Motherfucking hell ass cock bitch.
Oct 24th, 2004 09:37 PM
DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by jimmy_tango
don't tell me to shut the fuck up....but yes you have the idea....
No, shut the fuck up.
Oct 22nd, 2004 02:43 AM
pjalne Better get out while you can, Spectre. Jimmy's gonna RUIN YOUR SHIT.
Oct 21st, 2004 10:38 PM
jimmy_tango don't tell me to shut the fuck up....but yes you have the idea....
Oct 20th, 2004 02:33 PM
Spectre X
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Originally Posted by jimmy_tango
GET A REAL FUCKING COMIC YOU NU-METAL FAGS!!!!YOU HOT TOPIC DUMBASSES WITH YOUR BONDAGE PANTS AND POINTLESS COMIC BOOKS!!!I BET YOU SIT AT HOME THROW ON YOUR DISTURBED CD OR MAYBE NINE INCH NAILS AND SIT AROUND AND READ JOHNNY THE HOMICIDAL FAGGOT......DUMBASSES....JUST DUMBASSES....PICK UP A VERTIGO TITLE....BITCHES...
I have the first Preacher book. It is very nice. I also have several books by Alan Moore. They are also very nice indeed.

Now shut the fuck up.
Oct 19th, 2004 02:39 PM
jimmy_tango GET A REAL FUCKING COMIC YOU NU-METAL FAGS!!!!YOU HOT TOPIC DUMBASSES WITH YOUR BONDAGE PANTS AND POINTLESS COMIC BOOKS!!!I BET YOU SIT AT HOME THROW ON YOUR DISTURBED CD OR MAYBE NINE INCH NAILS AND SIT AROUND AND READ JOHNNY THE HOMICIDAL FAGGOT......DUMBASSES....JUST DUMBASSES....PICK UP A VERTIGO TITLE....BITCHES...
Jul 17th, 2004 05:56 AM
Spectre X If you like Slave Labour graphics, get Pirate Club.

Or let me rephrase that.




[center:77c25ca6fe]GET PIRATE CLUB NOW![/center:77c25ca6fe]
Jul 16th, 2004 10:24 PM
the_dudefather i love all the crazy shit that slave labor graphics produces, like JTHM, squee, lenore and nightmares and fairy tales (which i got a few days ago)
Jul 2nd, 2004 05:59 PM
Emu Thanks guys
Jul 2nd, 2004 02:32 PM
Spectre X Happy birthday Emu. May you live a lot longer than you're supposed to.
Jul 2nd, 2004 01:16 PM
Matt Harty HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Jul 2nd, 2004 12:30 PM
Emu I turned 18 yesterday
Jul 2nd, 2004 09:06 AM
Spectre X
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Originally Posted by ZiM The Homicidal Maniac
Everyone 'cept you. And maybe Spectre X. And maybe Emu. And maybe Neurotic Monkey.
And Blue Oatmeal.



Du Arschloch dumme Kinder!
Your German is the worst I've ever seen. In fact, it can't even be regarded as German anymore.

Also, I'm older than 13. And you still don't know shit about DKR.
Jul 2nd, 2004 06:00 AM
pjalne
Jul 2nd, 2004 02:16 AM
Gurlugon
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Originally Posted by ZiM The Homicidal Maniac
Everyone 'cept you. And maybe Spectre X. And maybe Emu. And maybe Neurotic Monkey.
And Blue Oatmeal.



Du Arschloch dumme Kinder!
Ich hoffe, daß Sie Ihr Verbot genießen. Auf Wiedersehen. :fourthreich
Jul 2nd, 2004 01:41 AM
Mallrat867 Fuck, all i said was I liked the fucking comic, and then I get this as a thread.
Jul 2nd, 2004 12:47 AM
ZiM The Homicidal Maniac Everyone 'cept you. And maybe Spectre X. And maybe Emu. And maybe Neurotic Monkey.
And Blue Oatmeal.



Du Arschloch dumme Kinder!
Jul 2nd, 2004 12:32 AM
Esuohlim Is anyone in this thread older than 13?
Jul 1st, 2004 09:18 PM
BlueOatmeal Man godammit one time I was trying to fuck this girl. I was so drunk and nervous I couldn't penetrate and I was very sad. She was all like "Maybe next time."
Jul 1st, 2004 02:27 PM
Emu This thread got interesting.
Jul 1st, 2004 02:15 PM
Spectre X Calm cool and collected? Are you saying that someone that is all these cannot be insane? What about psychopaths? Sociopaths? Some of those are [i]very[/i cool and collected.

You're wrong. He uses rubber bullets. If he would be killing them, why would he refuse to do so with the Joker, who had done worse?

No, he scattered them, and they did themselves the most damage by shooting at the Bat Tank, causing the bazooka shells and bullets to ricochet everywhere.

Bats was talking to himself in the third person which he was shooting the Mutants. "Rubber Bullets. I swear." While you see him grinning. He enjoys shooting them, yes, but it's still with rubber bullets.

The mutants did not, and would not use rubber bullets. The mutants were a gang of homocidal maniacs. They wanted to kill. You don't use rubber bullets when you want to kill somebody. You also don't use rubber bullets but still use bazookas.

Also, he just beat up their leader. He basically pulverized the guy's leg, locked up his arms and smacked the crap out of him. If he would have killed the Mutant Leader, he'd have gotten charges pressed against him for murder a LOT sooner. He didn't kill anybody, just hurt them into submission.

You're a tool.
Jul 1st, 2004 01:54 PM
ZiM The Homicidal Maniac No, THEY use rubber bullets, if you listen, you hear him mocking them because they use rubber bullets. HE squishees them out of existence with tank, blows them up with missles, (If you LOOK you can see their peices all over the place) and he strangles their master to death after an extremely brutal battle. Plus, he strangles Superman. No, he has NOT been insane al the time, if he was insane, how and WHY would he remain calm, cool, collected and never actually kill anyone up until then? (When he DID kill, it was an accident) If you
Jul 1st, 2004 10:37 AM
Spectre X
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Originally Posted by ZiM The Homicidal Maniac
You know what? Yeah, Johnny IS too funny to be taken THAT seriously, but many moments are terrific material. The best comic I can find for that though is "Batman: The Dark Knight returns". the gory gothic series where Batman is getting older, but instead of doing that "Batman Beyond" shit, he INSISTS he must keep going. He goes almost insane with grief, depression etc. and ends up slaughtering, maiming, killing, ripping apart etc. a giant gang full of HUNDREDS of maniacal fuckers.
You fucked up re-telling DKR so god-damned badly, Christ. How do you manage to breathe?

He doesn't almost go insane, he was always insane. Batman is crazier than the Joker, or Carnage, or JtHM or any other fucked up loony in comics ever was.

He doesn't end up slaughtering them. He doesn't kill them. He uses rubber bullets and explosives to knock them out. Never does he kill anyone apart from himself. And even that is only temporary. He just beats them up really badly, just like he always does to criminals.
Jun 30th, 2004 05:39 PM
GADZOOKS HE's INSANE DON'T YOU GET IT, HE's UNPREDICTABLE.

IN THE NEXT EPISODE HE'LL SHOVE TOMAS EDISON UP HIS ASS AND DO THE HOKEY POKEY WITH A BEAR MASK ON! BWHAHAHAHA!
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