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Mar 13th, 2003 09:12 AM
Darryl
Mar 12th, 2003 10:33 AM
Zomboid
Quote:
Originally Posted by mew barios
robo. all the dirty old homeless people know that lil wiener kids like you will be so intimidated that you'll pay any price to be left alone. and you did. see there's a system in place. :o
That is by far the funniest thing I've ever read here.
Mar 12th, 2003 07:00 AM
george HA HA HA HA

robo you are a tool. yes, you should of said in your loudest voice "get away from me you dirty piece of human shit, i am not buying your sorry ass anything and if you stay two seconds longer i am going to call the fucking cops!!!"

as for kevin, no less than a liberal like you desrves.

buy a gun, wont never happen again.
Mar 10th, 2003 11:48 AM
MrAdventure Don't tell me this wasn't politically motivated
Mar 10th, 2003 11:26 AM
kellychaos Indeed!


Gee I forced my first "other poster" edit. Today is a happy day.
Mar 10th, 2003 11:23 AM
Darryl
Mar 10th, 2003 10:29 AM
kellychaos I was having a smoke break outside one of the buildings on campus and this rasta dude asked me for a cigarette. Then, we started into this discussion about smoking and health which then led into a discussion about Cher (?) and homeopathic medicine after which he asked for a couple of bucks to buy some new herbs (don't even ask ) he had heard about. I figured it was worth it for the entertainment value alone (I had a break between classes) so I gave it to him.
Mar 10th, 2003 10:27 AM
glowbelly i give homeless people money all the time. i like them.
Mar 10th, 2003 08:26 AM
James One time, in 9th grade, we went on a field trip. The first part of the trip was to visit this old cathedral. Some old homeless guys were on the front steps looking for money.

Long story short, me and a bunch of girls watched from the safety of the inside, as my friends paid the homeless people to dance.

This is nothing to do with mugging.
Mar 10th, 2003 08:23 AM
Helm
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one guy showed me his infected leg.
I read 'shoved me his infected leg'. Which would be funnier for me, if something of the sort hadn't happened. This guy on the train was asking for money because of his rotting, chopped off arm. whn he saw he wasn't getting much, he started pushing it on people. I was one of the luckies to get it full on the shirt. That makes for a nice evening.

Oh, and once a guy asked for my money in the city, and he had his hand inside his jacket pocket, making a pointy hand gesture. He wanted me to assume it was a knife, a gun, something. I told him "that's your hand in there. I'm not scared. I'm not giving you anything." and he refused to take it out and show his 'weapon' at me. So I walked away.

But he looked really non-threatening, so I don't suppose I would turn my back at a really thuggish mugger.
Mar 10th, 2003 07:59 AM
sadie i've never been mugged. sowwies, kevin.
Mar 10th, 2003 06:53 AM
The Unseen I live in a small village with trailers and stuff
Mar 10th, 2003 06:38 AM
FS I didn't give him anything, because I was already pissed off that day and I felt like I'd be a sucker if I paid him for showing off his leg.

I hope he's not dead now
Mar 10th, 2003 06:16 AM
Ninjavenom Hahaha, lil weiner kids.
Mar 10th, 2003 06:09 AM
Les Waste Did you give anything to the guy with the infected leg? I wouldn't have. It's not like he was going to chase you down if you didn't give him anything. :/
Mar 10th, 2003 05:53 AM
FS Robo, you're a little bitch. Homeless people ask me for money practically every day and I decide whether I give it to them or tell them a plain "no." You didn't even get conned, really.

Most homeless people I meet are around the train station, and some of them get creative in their "gimme money" stories. They tell tragic stories about their life, explain in colorful detail how they survive on the streets, and this one guy showed me his infected leg.
Mar 10th, 2003 05:34 AM
executioneer GETTING MUGGED IS FOR LITTLE GIRLS

-willie
Mar 10th, 2003 04:01 AM
!!!! Jeez Robo, you could have at least told that poor suffering man that you'd pray for him. How rude that you didn't.
Mar 10th, 2003 03:37 AM
Jixby Phillips HUGH CHARMICHAEL HAS A GOOD STORY ABOUT BEING MUGGED

Some guy went up to him demanding his wallet and he just said "You're not getting my wallet!" talking to him like he was an idiot and the guy was like "give it to me now!" and Bryan (HUGH) was all like "NO " and the guy just left him alone because he called his bluff
Mar 10th, 2003 01:31 AM
Les Waste I just remembered one time during gym class in high school. During class, someone broke into my gym locker and stole my wallet. And the shitty thing is, I had a lot of cash with my for some weird reason -- like $80.

Months later, some woman called and said she found my wallet in her son's room. She said her son found my wallet and didn't tell anyone -- obviously, all the cash was gone. I really, really wanted to scream at her, because obviously her asswipe kid took my wallet and kept it for no reason. Nobody keeps a wallet they find for months. But I didn't, because I was glad to just get my social security card and ID's back. In retrospect, I really wish I acted really relieved, and then asked for her name, and then say "Ah ha! I'm filing charges, bitch!"

She obviously didn't want me to know who she was, because instead of giving it to me, she left it between the screen door and front door of my house. And I was fucking home at the time, so there was really no excuse.

Shit. I completely forgot about that. And now after remembering it, I'm really pissed off. God dammit
Mar 10th, 2003 01:20 AM
AChimp I avoid carrying large amounts of cash because of all the homeless bums, panhandlers and Natives in Winnipeg.

Yes that sounds like a racist thing to say, but you try walking around Downtown at night with them staring at you.
Mar 10th, 2003 01:08 AM
Anonymous Damn that sucks. I've been mugged before too - and it was a bad scene - and unfortunately I was carrying a lot of money at the time, something like 120 bux.
Mar 10th, 2003 01:03 AM
AChimp Sorry to hear about the mugging, Kev. You should have whipped out your cock and freaked the guy out.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Noob3
You didn't get mugged, Robo. You got conned. Conned by a homeless, dirty blackman.


You have made my signature.
Mar 10th, 2003 12:19 AM
mew barios robo. all the dirty old homeless people know that lil wiener kids like you will be so intimidated that you'll pay any price to be left alone. and you did. see there's a system in place. :o

and kevin. poor kevin. i like you i'm sorry this happened.
Mar 10th, 2003 12:09 AM
Captain Robo WELL A HOMELESS OLD BLACK MAN WOULDN'T HAVE MUCH TO LOSE IF HE PULLED AND USED A WEAPON ON AN UNARMED WHITE BOY, NOW WOULD HE NOOB?

What should I have done? Should I have said "No, I'm not good with black people. Go fuck yourself you dirty ******."

And then get killed?

And there's a slight possibility he could have used the money for food.

But still

I guess I'm not street smart
I should stay in my sheltered little Grosse Pointe, away from it all.
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