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[QUOTE=Anonymous;236845]Face it fucktards, with multiple threads, which usually stretch out to at least 5 pages, I'm what passes as entertainment on these boards now.  :lol

Whether I'm genuinely funny, not funny, or funny by novelty is irrelevant, I'm obviously doing something right, judging by all the attention my threads get. And while I don't presume to have pissed the entire board off, I can tell by some of the posts by a few of you, that I've had that effect. (I won't name names, you know who you are  ;) )

This fact coupled with the recent bannings, I propose that a change is coming. One that's been a long time coming.

The Old Order must die.

Your time has come and gone, you're dinosaurs that have out lived your usefulness. If indeed you were ever useful to begin with. I propose that everyone with over 1000 posts and has been here for at least 2 years (With a few exceptions of course) should be banned from the boards.  :lol

Shit, most of you fucks weren't funny to begin with, some the recent newbies have been throwing better shit at me than most of you fucking vets ever have.  :lol

I've been asked "Why are you here?" several times, "What is the point of the posts?"

One only has to look up the definition of "Mocking"

1. To treat with ridicule or contempt; deride.

2. To mimic, as in sport or derision. See Synonyms at ridicule. 
3. To imitate; counterfeit. 
4. To frustrate the hopes of; disappoint.

In terms that even YOU fucktards can understand, My "infantile" posts, my "redundant" use of similar themes, and "Prepubesent insults" are all merely a reflection of the entire board.

In other words I'm mocking you fucktards, who believe you're ALL being original when in fact most of you have ALL proven how dreadfully unoriginal you are!  :lol

How many threads are bascially just variations of the "You suck"/"No, YOU suck" theme? Like 90%. And if they don't start out that way, they become that way. My threads just cut through the bullshit.

Now all that being said, the fact that you fucktards still insist on posting in my threads rather than ignoring me, amuses me even more, because you'll all basically proving my point.

Okay, well I'm sure I'll get a LOT of amusing assumptions of myself, a half assed personality analysis  and more predictable insults because you fucktards can't seem to STOP yourself from responding to me. But, how about you try proving me wrong, and ignoring me?

[size=7]EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES[/size]
Now amuse us my little fucktard monkeys!  :lol
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Jul 13th, 2004 03:13 PM
Anonymous	Ha Ha! More PROOF that my fucking threads are the coolest shit on here and you can’t stay away fucktards!!! Mike: that’s no way to talk to your idol. Okay let’s roll for damage. Mike: Okay the Archon has successfully torn a hole in your rectum with his celestial jizz. This has had an interesting effect; apparently a gate way to the fairy world has been created. Every round you have a pixie or fairy come flying out of your ravaged asshole. If you take a shit, there’s a one in five chance a gnome will come out. However since you’re bringing more good creatures into the world, your Paladin status has been given back. Matt Harty: You’ve developed an obsession with Esuohlim’s blow jobs, this coupled with your borderline gibbering fucktardism, causes you to have to make a check each round. On a 1 you’re unable to contain yourself and you MUST try to mouth fuck Esuohlim. No saving throws. GADZOOKS: You’ve broken your vow fucktard! The Mad God laughs! Take 50 points of hypocrite damage fucktard! Since this is your wizard’s familiar Esuohlim, you also take half damage. Supafly345 and Hitler: I am sorry but there is simply no place for Anti-Semitism in my campaign. Please leave fucktards. (And I thank all of you fucktards for continuing to prove my point)
Jul 13th, 2004 11:41 AM
Adolf Hitler	SOME PEOPLE LIKE DIAMOND RINGS.
Jul 13th, 2004 11:40 AM
GADZOOKS	WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Jul 13th, 2004 11:39 AM
Adolf Hitler	Who are these guys?!?!?!? What are you talking about!?!??!?!?!
Jul 13th, 2004 11:36 AM
GADZOOKS	You arent crunch though, his ip was banned.
Jul 13th, 2004 11:35 AM
GADZOOKS	I don't know, i mean adolf. I think maybe rongi, with a blend of schimid,
Jul 13th, 2004 11:30 AM
Adolf Hitler	You caught me in the act.
Jul 13th, 2004 11:27 AM
GADZOOKS	Professor Cool loves the pixies,its probably him
Jul 13th, 2004 11:24 AM
Adolf Hitler	RETURNING BAND? YES I AM WITH THE PIXIES.
Jul 13th, 2004 11:22 AM
Supafly345	Are you one of the returning "banned" Adolf?
Jul 13th, 2004 11:17 AM
Adolf Hitler	GADZOOKS IS REALLY PROFESSOR COOL INCOGNETO.
Jul 13th, 2004 11:16 AM
GADZOOKS	HEY MATT, SHOULDN'T I BE BANNED YET. Don't break your promises.
Jul 13th, 2004 11:16 AM
Adolf Hitler	I DONT WANT TO BE FIRENDS WITH ANY OF YOU HOSERS.
Jul 13th, 2004 11:15 AM
Matt Harty	THIS ISNT WORKING OUT
Jul 13th, 2004 11:14 AM
GADZOOKS	NO DON'T, ADOLF
Jul 13th, 2004 11:13 AM
Adolf Hitler	SURE.
Jul 13th, 2004 11:12 AM
Matt Harty	HEY MAN WANA BE FRIENDS
Jul 13th, 2004 11:10 AM
Adolf Hitler	UM HUMM.
Jul 13th, 2004 11:09 AM
Matt Harty	RIGHT?
Jul 13th, 2004 11:08 AM
Adolf Hitler	YEAH I KNOW.
Jul 13th, 2004 11:08 AM
Matt Harty	I KNOW I AM!
Jul 13th, 2004 11:07 AM
Adolf Hitler	GADZOOKS MORE LIKE RADZOOKS. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE YOU ARE RAD. EVERYONE HERE IS SO STOKED TO SEE YOU.
Jul 13th, 2004 11:06 AM
GADZOOKS	More like Don't Make Me GAGZOOKS
Jul 13th, 2004 11:05 AM
Adolf Hitler	MORE LIKE ADOOFUS HITLER.
Jul 13th, 2004 11:02 AM
GADZOOKS	More like Adoofus Hitler
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