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Aug 18th, 2004 04:06 PM
kellychaos Pubic lice if the perspective is right.
Aug 18th, 2004 04:17 AM
Skulhedface In that respect, I'm made up for.

Haha, I'm rockin' the mile long goatee and some really friggin' big sideburns.

So I was gonna post some pics in the PYPH thread, but I have to perform a little webcam surgery first.
Aug 18th, 2004 04:16 AM
Captain Goodtimes
Aug 18th, 2004 02:29 AM
da blob facial hair might make up for the long hair loss. sort of.
Aug 17th, 2004 10:39 PM
Skulhedface I do not have long hair anymore, nor do I play bass, but I can play kvlt metal on guitar.

Sort of. Like... a 7 on a scale of 10.

Yeeeeeea.
Aug 17th, 2004 03:03 PM
Dixie bass guitars only count if you have long hair and can/will play kvlt metal.
Aug 17th, 2004 02:59 PM
Matt Harty I AM HIGHLY OFFENDED
Aug 16th, 2004 10:02 AM
FS You forgot to call him an incestuous gay virgin.
Aug 16th, 2004 09:59 AM
Terra
Quote:
Originally Posted by FS
Screw off. Matt is a prophet.
Yes. Young children with disabilities usually are.
Aug 16th, 2004 09:54 AM
Zhukov
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Originally Posted by rook
play the guitar. girls will fuck any guy with a guitar. back in college, the dweebiest guys were flocked with hot chicks b/c they could play the opening riff of sweet child o' mine.
Any other instruments?! Does bass count?!

Turntables?
Aug 16th, 2004 09:41 AM
FS Screw off. Matt is a prophet.
Aug 16th, 2004 09:20 AM
Terra And speaking of the truth, you really need to stop fucking your sister so much.
Aug 16th, 2004 12:43 AM
Matt Harty Girls want so many things just so they have something to brag about to friends.

Because all girls are so needy and burst in on each others business, your gf will be bombarded with questions like "how often does he call?", "where has he brought you lately?" "blah blah blah does he do this does he do that?"

So obviously girls with less friends are less needy, probably ugly, and expect less since they've probably had few bf's.

Accordingly a majority of you guys will never have a gf.


Now go ahead and tell me that i'm wrong because the truth hurts so much.
Aug 15th, 2004 09:46 PM
Terra
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Originally Posted by Helm
Girls look for a lot of things in a guy, but they're usually caught off-guard when you produce a rusty screwdriver (FLATHEAD) from the inner pocket of your coat and proceed to stab them to death. I suggest this idea of concealment for most regular cases. Don't be afraid to pump out the black & decker when things get a little rough, though.
I can run a backhoe. I own an impact hammer. Black and Decker doesn't surprise me. The list goes on.

But a man that packs his own tools...

Tasty.
Aug 15th, 2004 09:34 PM
rook mmm well then, at the risk of divulging more secrets of the puss, chicks will fuck any guy with an eyepatch. if you wear an eyepatch AND play the guitar, your life is one big fucking harem.
Aug 15th, 2004 02:10 AM
Skulhedface
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Originally Posted by rook
play the guitar. girls will fuck any guy with a guitar. back in college, the dweebiest guys were flocked with hot chicks b/c they could play the opening riff of sweet child o' mine.
I have it on great authority that this is not true.

For God's sakes, I'm a tattoo artist in a band that have a median average of 17 years musical experience per instrument and I STILL don't get chicks. And yes, I can play Sweet Child O Mine the whole way through, but why would I want to?

I suck. Leave me alone.
Aug 15th, 2004 01:11 AM
Helm Girls look for a lot of things in a guy, but they're usually caught off-guard when you produce a rusty screwdriver (FLATHEAD) from the inner pocket of your coat and proceed to stab them to death. I suggest this idea of concealment for most regular cases. Don't be afraid to pump out the black & decker when things get a little rough, though.
Aug 14th, 2004 06:14 PM
FS DID SOMEONE SAY GIRLS LOOK FOR A GUY IN THEM ALREADY, BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT.
Aug 14th, 2004 06:11 PM
Terra
Quote:
Originally Posted by rook
girls will fuck any guy with a guitar.
Hahaha no giving away the deepest most specialist secret to the puss rook that was taboo you'll get your ass banned if you continue to breach the sisterhood like this now all these guys are going to drive around with a guitar in their shotgun seat and get laid for no reason whatsoever am I right fellas?
Aug 14th, 2004 05:54 PM
rook play the guitar. girls will fuck any guy with a guitar. back in college, the dweebiest guys were flocked with hot chicks b/c they could play the opening riff of sweet child o' mine.
Jul 12th, 2004 11:44 PM
sadie
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Originally Posted by Methuselah
peck muscles. . .ding dong
Jul 12th, 2004 10:42 PM
executioneer WOMEN NEED SOMEONE TO NAG
MEN NEED SOMEONE TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEM AND COOK FOR THEM
ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU DIFFERENT, IS LYING TO YOU (AND PROBABLY THEMSELVES)
Jul 12th, 2004 08:50 PM
the[Hitman] i can honestly admit i didnt want to know you shave your rod.

metrosexual scum.
Jul 12th, 2004 07:29 PM
AChimp About the same chance that a mouse fart has to make me scrunch my nose in a hurricane.
Jul 12th, 2004 07:24 PM
Methuselah Well a lot of the information I got from you guys helps me out some but I still have been going after this one girl for over a year and she seems to always date assholes, and the current one is gay if you ask me but that was in a earlier thread of mine. I know at 17 years old I shouldn't worry about these things but hey I want my share of the pie as well.

By what you people have said I can tell you a few things about me that may focus the help you could give.

- I am 17
- I have a pasty white skin color
- I am pretty skinny but I am toned (as in I have a 6 pack and peck muscles)
- I wouldn't call my self ugly nor really hot
- As for ding dong I can't say it is big when it is only 6" long but I shave the area if that matters at all.
- I am a very nice guy.
- As for my clothing I wear lots of black and dark blues *note* I am not what you would call a goth just that my entire family wares black and I don't even listen to metal all that often.
- I have gotten many thumbs up from some girls about my deep blue eyes not sure if eye color matters but oh well.
- I don't smell
- I am not gay

Well thats somethings about me so do you think I have a chance with a good looking girl?
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