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Jul 27th, 2004 02:55 PM
Snatchtastic
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Jul 24th, 2004 11:39 AM
kellychaos Ifa bitch acts up, I'm slappin' the ho.
Jul 22nd, 2004 02:29 PM
Snatchtastic
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You guys are funny
Jul 22nd, 2004 01:27 PM
Supafly345 A-and I think he called me gay.
Jul 22nd, 2004 11:11 AM
Matt Harty I bet you've never even talked to a female before.
Jul 22nd, 2004 11:08 AM
mubert Seriously, dont waste time with this boring shit. Some loser got lucky and talked to a skank. Woah, you must be such a fucking STUD. Just take out the U and youve got yourself a deal...Bitch.
Jul 22nd, 2004 06:29 AM
Supafly345 This is really just a story of the first time this guy got a phonenumber. Wait untill the next story when he gets a phone number and calls it.
Jul 22nd, 2004 02:38 AM
Alive Is she from around where you live? every time ive been with a chick like that she was always staying at a friends from out of town, or on vacation from college or something, in what i can now describe it as "slut mode" so when they go back home/school (leaving no tracks or witness's to there "debaucheries") they can safely return to there "good girl" mode, i dont know what your experience is gonna end up as, but thats from mine :/
Jul 21st, 2004 06:30 PM
ArrowX after a quick moderator check. What are you gonna do about it?
Jul 21st, 2004 06:19 PM
Snatchtastic
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No I actually fell asleep somewhere in the middle of the movie, I woke up THEN we made out.

*ArrowX is no longer allowed to post in my threads*
Jul 21st, 2004 05:39 PM
Terra
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Originally Posted by Snatchtastic
Yeah she's a dope chick. We went to Jamba juice and talked for 2 hours, then we walked around green lake. After that we went togo rent Lost in Translation and then we made out like Spiderman upside down
Did you even watch the fucking movie (is it a good movie) or just make out with the dope chick.
Jul 21st, 2004 03:41 PM
kellychaos There you ho again!
Jul 21st, 2004 03:09 PM
Emu never heard that joke exactly as you posted it, verbatim, from every other time you posted it, exactly like that, because you're not an unoriginal piece of shit, right man, that's really funny
Jul 21st, 2004 02:46 PM
Matt Harty hahah rape good one





haha
Jul 21st, 2004 01:31 PM
ArrowX Rape the bitch. Rape solves everything!
Jul 21st, 2004 11:51 AM
Captain Goodtimes And like spiderman I bet you you got your hands sticky later on eh
Jul 21st, 2004 11:04 AM
Snatchtastic
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Yeah she's a dope chick. We went to Jamba juice and talked for 2 hours, then we walked around green lake. After that we went togo rent Lost in Translation and then we made out like Spiderman upside down
Jul 20th, 2004 06:29 PM
Terra I haven't heard that one. I usually watch their faces when they are trying to describe somebody to me. It's in their eyes. I can tell when they're lying and trying to set me up with somebody.
Jul 18th, 2004 06:11 PM
HickMan This one girl told me that when people say cute, that means they're chubby . I DON'T BELIVE IT THOUGH.
Jul 18th, 2004 04:22 PM
Jixby Phillips hey take pictures of her
Jul 18th, 2004 03:09 PM
Snatchtastic
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I also got picked up by these 4 skanky hoes at this beach cafe once and I was drinking champange cuz it was hot and these girls wanted me to buy em drinks but i was liek NO!
Jul 18th, 2004 03:08 PM
Snatchtastic
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No prob
Jul 18th, 2004 03:07 PM
Supercooldude So that's why I hav'nt been getting laid, I dont' hang around pizza places enough. Thanks for the tip!
Jul 18th, 2004 02:55 PM
Snatchtastic
I'm a fucking pimp!

So the other day I went to this pizza place with my buddy and we ordered a pizza and while we waited for our pizza to cook I got a few beers. And five minutes later this girl comes out and asks me what I think of her friend, I told her she was cute and she said you should call her, then she slipped me her digits. Then my friend said that I'm a fucking pimp! :D

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