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Jul 20th, 2004 03:59 PM | |
FS | My ass is already as sweet as it gets. :o |
Jul 20th, 2004 03:21 PM | |
glowbelly | and sweeten his ass |
Jul 20th, 2004 03:18 PM | |
kellychaos | That'll pucker him up. |
Jul 20th, 2004 03:16 PM | |
glowbelly |
we could just eliminate the strap on aspect and fuck you with a popsicle, if you like. ![]() |
Jul 20th, 2004 02:44 PM | |
FS | A... strap-on popsicle? |
Jul 20th, 2004 02:34 PM | |
glowbelly | like a popsicle :D |
Jul 20th, 2004 02:33 PM | |
kellychaos | The very idea of a strap-on is blasphemus and an abomination to God ... unless it has a crunchy, cherry-flavored coating. |
Jul 20th, 2004 08:32 AM | |
glowbelly |
i bet if everyone gave you a popsicle today you'd be singin a very different tune, mr. fatsatan ![]() |
Jul 20th, 2004 03:23 AM | |
Spectre X | Unhappy bizarro birthday FS. |
Jul 20th, 2004 01:47 AM | |
Big McLargehuge |
Here in Arizona you still have five more minutes of painful unhappy birthday, I am celebrating it for you by watching Iron Chef and going to bed ![]() |
Jul 20th, 2004 01:27 AM | |
sadie |
dear sajuuk, i appreciate your imaginative letter; however, as the birthday in question is not yours, i find myself not inclined to address your pornographic fantasy. [i.e. fuck off.] sincerely, sadie |
Jul 20th, 2004 01:20 AM | |
Sajuuk |
Subject: Question Dear sadie If FatSatan's birthday had all the qualities it needs to be deemed "fuckable", would you do it with a strap-on? Sincerely, Sajuuk P.S. Don't tell us please. |
Jul 20th, 2004 01:02 AM | |
sadie |
dear fatsatan, if you don't even like your birthday, why would i wanna fuck it? love, sadie |
Jul 20th, 2004 12:25 AM | |
Anonymous |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRY NOT TO PRETEND YOU DIED THIS TIME ![]() |
Jul 19th, 2004 10:38 PM | |
Ninjavenom |
Fuck you, birthday boy ![]() |
Jul 19th, 2004 08:53 PM | |
ScruU2wice |
on the plus side you probably saw more real world time than everyone here combined... ![]() |
Jul 19th, 2004 08:50 PM | |
FS |
MrAdventure's unbirthday wish was probably the best, but there were many good ones. I would thank all of you if there was any reason for me to be the center of attention today, but there isn't. |
Jul 19th, 2004 08:35 PM | |
punkgrrrlie10 |
Mine was on the 10th. I took a practice Bar exam...I don't wanna be a lawyer anymore so I feel ya ![]() unhappy bday to you |
Jul 19th, 2004 08:24 PM | |
Protoclown |
EAT A SHIT CAKE AND CHOKE ON IT, FATSATAN ![]() Unhappy Birthday! ![]() |
Jul 19th, 2004 08:22 PM | |
Mockery |
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Jul 19th, 2004 07:16 PM | |
Supafly345 | On my planet you can actually remove your birthday from the calendar. |
Jul 19th, 2004 07:10 PM | |
Jixby Phillips |
Happy birthday. ![]() |
Jul 19th, 2004 06:35 PM | |
AChimp |
Happy birthday. ![]() |
Jul 19th, 2004 06:28 PM | |
Zomboid |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FS FROM ALL YOUR FRIENDS AT I-MOCKERY! ...AND MANY MOOOOOORE! ![]() |
Jul 19th, 2004 06:27 PM | |
MrAdventure |
dear fs' birthday, get lost, love mradvetnure |
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