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Jul 20th, 2004 03:59 PM
FS My ass is already as sweet as it gets. :o
Jul 20th, 2004 03:21 PM
glowbelly and sweeten his ass
Jul 20th, 2004 03:18 PM
kellychaos That'll pucker him up.
Jul 20th, 2004 03:16 PM
glowbelly we could just eliminate the strap on aspect and fuck you with a popsicle, if you like.
Jul 20th, 2004 02:44 PM
FS A... strap-on popsicle?
Jul 20th, 2004 02:34 PM
glowbelly like a popsicle :D
Jul 20th, 2004 02:33 PM
kellychaos The very idea of a strap-on is blasphemus and an abomination to God ... unless it has a crunchy, cherry-flavored coating.
Jul 20th, 2004 08:32 AM
glowbelly i bet if everyone gave you a popsicle today you'd be singin a very different tune, mr. fatsatan
Jul 20th, 2004 03:23 AM
Spectre X Unhappy bizarro birthday FS.
Jul 20th, 2004 01:47 AM
Big McLargehuge Here in Arizona you still have five more minutes of painful unhappy birthday, I am celebrating it for you by watching Iron Chef and going to bed
Jul 20th, 2004 01:27 AM
sadie dear sajuuk,

i appreciate your imaginative letter; however, as the birthday in question is not yours, i find myself not inclined to address your pornographic fantasy.

[i.e. fuck off.]

sincerely, sadie
Jul 20th, 2004 01:20 AM
Sajuuk Subject: Question

Dear sadie

If FatSatan's birthday had all the qualities it needs to be deemed "fuckable", would you do it with a strap-on?

Sincerely,
Sajuuk

P.S. Don't tell us please.
Jul 20th, 2004 01:02 AM
sadie dear fatsatan,

if you don't even like your birthday, why would i wanna fuck it?

love, sadie
Jul 20th, 2004 12:25 AM
Anonymous HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRY NOT TO PRETEND YOU DIED THIS TIME
Jul 19th, 2004 10:38 PM
Ninjavenom Fuck you, birthday boy
Jul 19th, 2004 08:53 PM
ScruU2wice on the plus side you probably saw more real world time than everyone here combined...
Jul 19th, 2004 08:50 PM
FS MrAdventure's unbirthday wish was probably the best, but there were many good ones.

I would thank all of you if there was any reason for me to be the center of attention today, but there isn't.
Jul 19th, 2004 08:35 PM
punkgrrrlie10 Mine was on the 10th. I took a practice Bar exam...I don't wanna be a lawyer anymore so I feel ya

unhappy bday to you
Jul 19th, 2004 08:24 PM
Protoclown EAT A SHIT CAKE AND CHOKE ON IT, FATSATAN

Unhappy Birthday!
Jul 19th, 2004 08:22 PM
Mockery
Jul 19th, 2004 07:16 PM
Supafly345 On my planet you can actually remove your birthday from the calendar.
Jul 19th, 2004 07:10 PM
Jixby Phillips Happy birthday.
Jul 19th, 2004 06:35 PM
AChimp Happy birthday.
Jul 19th, 2004 06:28 PM
Zomboid HAPPY BIRTHDAY FS FROM ALL YOUR FRIENDS AT I-MOCKERY!

...AND MANY MOOOOOORE!
Jul 19th, 2004 06:27 PM
MrAdventure dear fs' birthday,

get lost,

love mradvetnure
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