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| Jul 31st, 2004 12:42 PM | |
| Krythor |
The teaser trailer was pretty funny, but I hope that wasn't a matrix parody I spotted. 
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| Jul 31st, 2004 08:30 AM | |
| huond | theres a teaser trailer otu now http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramo...ica/large.html |
| Jul 29th, 2004 12:03 PM | |
| JeefGyle | I'm sure it'll be funny, but that description doesn't do anything but discourage me from seeing it. |
| Jul 29th, 2004 10:49 AM | |
| FS | holy zeist, that sounds good. Kim Jong-Il's line already made me snicker, but then again, I'm easily amused by cursing. |
| Jul 29th, 2004 09:30 AM | |
| pjalne |
I'm looking so much forward to this it isn't even funny. 
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| Jul 29th, 2004 06:13 AM | |
| Krythor |
TEAM AMERICA NEWS From Empire Online. Make no mistake: the new movie from South Park creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, could well be the greatest movie ever made. Well, ok maybe not, but in a year that has seen some amazing comedies – Dodgeball, Anchorman, Bad Santa, Van Helsing – this could well be the funniest. Brief background: the movie is a Marionation (yes, the process used on Thunderbirds et al) political satire, concerning the efforts of a pumped-up US anti-terrorism team to restore democracy to the world and to blow up evildoers in the process. And if that idea doesn’t already seem like genius to you, then you’d best move on. And not hear about how the trailer, specially cut for Comic-Con (the movie is still shooting, nine weeks and counting and while Stone and Parker were hilarious, that showed on their faces), starts with a litany of A-list names. ‘Alec Baldwin, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, George Clooney, Michael Moore, Sean Penn, George W. Bush, John Kerry and Kim Jong-Il… are all going to be really pissed when they see TEAM AMERICA!’ Or maybe not. Maybe they’ll be too busy laughing themselves silly at the opening sequence, in which Team America has a truly hilarious gunfight with Osama Bin Laden and his weapon of mass destruction in Paris. (Sample dialogue: “Hey, terrorist… terrorise this!”) You will believe the Eiffel Tower can fall on the Arc De Triomphe! You will believe that Marionation (complete with wires and lolling heads) can look good on the big screen! Or maybe they’ll be busy crying themselves silly at the second sequence shown by the South Park guys (as the audience insisted on calling them), in which the movie’s main villain, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il (with a voice that sounds suspiciously like an Asian Cartman) lures UN Weapons Inspector Hans Blix to his underground lair, and deals with his request to look for WMD (“If you do not, I will be forced to write you a strongly-worded letter!”), Bond-villain style. And maybe you had to be there, but the line “Fuck you, Hans Brix! Fuck you, you fucking cocksucker!” could well be the greatest line written by man or beast). Along with Fahrenheit 9/11, this could well lose the US election for Dubya… that is, if John Kerry wasn’t as wooden as the stars of Team America. “We didn’t want to work with actors,” said Stone (or is it Parker? We get confused). “But they can do things like point, and pick up things, and walk.” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This year's comic-con is officially the greatest ever, by the way. I've been dying to see this movie for so long now and I can't wait for the trailer. [/url] |
