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Aug 4th, 2004 05:37 AM
beautyXqueen
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
And ... apparently ... you two. Do you not have an ounce of empathy for a damaged soul?
No stupid herninge bush!!!!
Jul 31st, 2004 09:48 AM
Matt Harty kellychaos you are my best friend
Jul 30th, 2004 02:40 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Harty
Fartin and Kellychaos both have the "when my insult doesn't work, i can act like im friends with the person" mentallity.
I wasn't trying to "be friends" with him. The wiffle ball bat was bait and was SUPPOSED to lead to toys, then to the basement, then to the children thus completing the Fartin/pedophile motif. It's all very circular, you know. I had an angle and I thought that you, for one, would recognize it. I'm so very disappointed.
Jul 29th, 2004 08:53 PM
Terra If it was a wet fart I'll bet the handling fee tripled.
Jul 29th, 2004 08:27 PM
WaterLilly
Quote:
Originally Posted by Terra
I'd hate to lick that envelope.
I found it! http://www.sinisterher.com/ Scroll to the bottom.

$50 is a lot of money to pay for a fart. I wonder if that included shipping and handling.
Jul 29th, 2004 08:19 PM
Seven Force You know, I was caught in a shitstorm once. :/
Jul 29th, 2004 08:17 PM
Terra I'd hate to lick that envelope.
Jul 29th, 2004 08:16 PM
WaterLilly I know someone who sold her fart on ebay. Really, she did.
Jul 29th, 2004 08:13 PM
Terra Hey I lowered my cholesterol...
Jul 29th, 2004 07:53 PM
Seven Force Thanks.

I like making up lyrics to my parent's oldies songs just to irk them.
Jul 29th, 2004 07:53 PM
FartinMowler no you ruined any chance of that young man (or old fag).
Jul 29th, 2004 07:50 PM
Alive Sevenforce that was freakin awsesome.... (green acres)
Jul 29th, 2004 07:47 PM
Matt Harty take pics of what youre eating
Jul 29th, 2004 07:45 PM
FartinMowler not drunk enough :/ your still stupid and ugly.
Jul 29th, 2004 07:41 PM
Seven Force Don't worry, Matt. You can have mine.

Jul 29th, 2004 07:41 PM
Matt Harty I'd visit a Marty fanboard, find your address and kill you.

LOL JK FARTIN ARE YOU DRUNK?
Jul 29th, 2004 07:38 PM
FartinMowler Fuck you Matt Harty some day I will be famous as Jessica Simpson and you will have a poster on your wall of me and e-mail me asking for my autograph because I use to hate your gut's but you think that there is some kind of connection that we had but it was tainted with your dispicable behaviour...
Jul 29th, 2004 07:34 PM
Matt Harty What a waste of a nice guitar.
Jul 29th, 2004 07:32 PM
FartinMowler It hurt's my eyes so I might change it... :/ but I am jamming to a drum machine as I type this and drink beer
Jul 29th, 2004 07:29 PM
ArrowX FArtins avitar is Jammin!
Jul 29th, 2004 07:27 PM
Seven Force "Sung to the tune of 'Green Acres'"

San Fransisco is the place for me.
Gay livin' is the life for me.
Asscheecks spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep your women, just give me that ol' man-hide.

New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get arrested beating gays.
I just adore a penthouse jew.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Phil Donahue.

...The whores.
...The stores.
...Fresh dick.
...U-Pick

You are my bitch.
Stratch my ass-itch.
San Fransisco we are there.
Jul 29th, 2004 07:25 PM
ArrowX Murse= Man Purse Like what indiana jones has
Jul 29th, 2004 06:42 PM
Matt Harty IT'S GRRRRREAT!!!
Jul 29th, 2004 06:42 PM
Alive A "murse is a murse, of curse of curse, its a famous faggots bag" (sang to the tune of the old tv show "mr. ed" the horse) it just came to me for some odd reason, i know, pretty bad eh? :/
Jul 29th, 2004 06:36 PM
Esuohlim A "murse", you say.
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