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| Aug 21st, 2004 02:24 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat | WRAP IT UP, BITCHES | |
| Aug 21st, 2004 12:28 PM | ||
| liquidstatik |
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| Aug 20th, 2004 04:16 PM | ||
| Captain Goodtimes | Just south of Syphillidelphia | |
| Aug 20th, 2004 04:02 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Non-refundable ticket to Syphillisville. 
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| Aug 20th, 2004 12:27 PM | ||
| AChimp |
I think it's a ONE WAY TRIP TO SYPHILLIS. 
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| Aug 20th, 2004 02:09 AM | ||
| Perndog | I want to hear Mr. Chimp's wise, experienced response to that advice. | |
| Aug 20th, 2004 12:53 AM | ||
| The Retro Kat | Here's the way I figure it. In your high school/jr high/ college years don't commit to a serious relationship. It's a fucking big waste. Just have fun and fool around with as many broads as you can, cause your only young once and women get drunk for long periods of time at that age... | |
| Aug 19th, 2004 01:21 PM | ||
| ziggytrix | so did she ever call back? | |
| Aug 17th, 2004 03:19 AM | ||
| Sacks |
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| Aug 16th, 2004 06:09 PM | ||
| kellychaos | Fling ... like a booger. | |
| Aug 16th, 2004 05:12 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
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| Aug 16th, 2004 04:16 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 06:50 PM | ||
| Dixie |
you know being someone for a few months isn't that long. try being with someone for 5 years before you cry your eyes out over a late teen/early 20s chick that doesn't even know what she wants. relationships don't last when you're that young. get over it. :edit: i apologize for the bitchiness of this post but it's not my fault i was under the influence of achimp's powerful jedi mind trick. |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 06:39 PM | ||
| AChimp |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 06:33 PM | ||
| Perndog |
She didn't have a lame excuse. Chimp, that wasn't a good enough retort for me to address it. Answer me first, then shut up. |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 06:31 PM | ||
| Terra | And speaking of banging.... | |
| Aug 14th, 2004 06:29 PM | ||
| AChimp |
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If this was just a summer fling, why do you feel bad about it? Oh, I know... you thought you were special because you got to bang her. Told you... shallow! 
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| Aug 14th, 2004 05:49 PM | ||
| Terra |
Yeah hopefully she didn't use some bitch named Toni to break up with you. But on a serious note, I'm sorry about that. It's fucked up when it happens. Even when you see it coming. |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 05:44 PM | ||
| da blob |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 05:33 PM | ||
| Perndog |
Remind me why you're qualified to discuss this. Then come back when you're 30 years old after you've been with your first girlfriend for a few months and we'll talk about it from the same level. |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 04:05 PM | ||
| AChimp | You mean the shallow summer fling one? | |
| Aug 14th, 2004 03:58 PM | ||
| Perndog |
I'm with kelly on this one. No better way to turn around a painful breakup after a serious relationship than to tell the girl you don't even care.  On a related note, my girlfriend broke up with me yesterday.
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| Aug 14th, 2004 11:00 AM | ||
| kellychaos | Apathy is the sweetest revenge. | |
| Aug 14th, 2004 09:08 AM | ||
| Terra |
Oh Jesus Christ. Instead of dwelling on it and cooking up a plot, why doncha just MOVE ON?! Get into a relationship because you fucking WANT a relationship not because your going to use the next girl as a counter measure against the LAST one. Shit, you won't ever have a meaningful relationship with a girl and will end up growing calluses on your hand from all the romantic interludes you have in the bathroom or between the fucking sheets all by your lonesome (but then again it just MIGHT be more meaningful). Reprints of this can be obtained through the Library of Congress. Seriously, good luck.
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| Aug 14th, 2004 07:30 AM | ||
| Supafly345 | Your girlfriend sure is a cunt. You should tell her that you agree and that you aren't really ready for a relationship either, and then get a different girlfriend later that week. Make sure to bump into her a lot and refer to the new girl only as "my girlfriend," and then insist that you stay good friends with "Andrea." I don't know really what this accomplishes, but I garauntee it'll make you feel better. | |
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