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| Aug 16th, 2004 07:32 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
Okay. 
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| Aug 16th, 2004 07:28 PM | ||
| Terra |
YOU DON'T HAVE A PUSSY SO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY MONKEY! 
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| Aug 16th, 2004 07:28 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
Here's mine:  Name: DWNo 049; Freezeman Purpose: Experimental Non-polutant Energy Generation Special Arms: Freeze Cracker Mobility: Super Human Observed Special Abilites: Freeze Cracker: A cold bolt projectile, it can incase whatever it hits in a tomb of frozen air. This attack is also known to produce a small short ranged freezing shrapenal aftering hitting an object. Icicle Rain: Firing a Freeze Cracker on a down pointed ceiling, it can produce Icicles that will fall in sequence to the floor. Ice Stage: Release high in the air, it coats the floor with a layer of ice to slip up foes. It can also freeze the feet. |
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| Aug 16th, 2004 07:22 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
MINE!
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| Aug 16th, 2004 07:19 PM | ||
| Terra | He's mine first. I claimed him first!! | |
| Aug 16th, 2004 07:15 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
I would also like some "chimp cock" please. 
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| Aug 16th, 2004 07:11 PM | ||
| Terra |
Quote:
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| Aug 16th, 2004 07:07 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | Well somebody just hit the SHITPILE. | |
| Aug 16th, 2004 07:05 PM | ||
| the[Hitman] | Go eat some more pie fatty. | |
| Aug 16th, 2004 07:04 PM | ||
| The One and Only... |
Only noobs play RPGs with stats. 
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| Aug 14th, 2004 07:29 AM | ||
| Spectre X |
Using a system similar to Chojin's because I don't understand the other. Strength: 3 Perception: 2 Endurance: 6 Charisma: 6 Intelligence: 8 Agility: 7 Luck: 5 Asshole: 4 (41 points total) POWERS: - caffeine/sugar overdrive: +2 strength, +1 endurance - seething rage: +1 strength, +2 endurance - drawing: +2 charisma if opponent can draw not as good - debating: +1 intelligence after debate is over, +2 perception during debate WEAKNESSES: - weight: -1 strength if oponent is heavier - internet sarcasm: -4 charisma if not detected - overwhelming: -1 for all stats if faced with four or more opponents with less than 6 intelligence and/or more than 5 asshole stats |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 01:56 AM | ||
| Helm | Actually, it's amazing that you've managed to stay away from this thread for so long. | |
| Aug 14th, 2004 01:43 AM | ||
| AChimp |
I wield an epic level cock. 
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| Aug 14th, 2004 01:25 AM | ||
| CaptainBubba | Tears of Unfathomable Sadness: 7 | |
| Aug 14th, 2004 12:00 AM | ||
| Ninjavenom |
ATK: 12 (with Sharpie Shuriken) STR: 7 DEX: 16 w00t DEF: 6 CON: 12 INT: 14 MDF: 2 (lightning hurts) LCK: 20 ;o Special Skills: Pop Culture Trivia: -1 Int Sandals: +2 air-to-feet ratio Nice hair: +3 girly points Nerd fingers: +6 to gun usage Snake Charming: +1 to penis |
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| Aug 13th, 2004 03:56 PM | ||
| ThisIsWitty | What can I get for my +10 pants of charm from the local merchant? | |
| Aug 13th, 2004 09:16 AM | ||
| Dole |
You all forgot nerd factor: one billion. |
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| Aug 13th, 2004 08:50 AM | ||
| Anonymous | matt, this is not a thread for you to be gay in. | |
| Aug 13th, 2004 08:48 AM | ||
| Helm | seconds lol am i right guys? | |
| Aug 13th, 2004 08:46 AM | ||
| Matt Harty |
hunger: 10 sex: 10 |
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| Aug 13th, 2004 08:44 AM | ||
| Anonymous |
I WILL TAKE A DIFFERENT APPROACH TO THIS (SPECIAL system is 1-10 in human range) Strength: 4 Perception: 1 Endurance: 7 Charisma: 6 Intelligence: 8 Agility: 8 Luck: 7 (41 points total) OPTIONAL TRAITS: -Bloody Mess PERKS: -Gecko skinning -Smooth talker -Action boy SKILLS: -Small guns: 70% -Energy guns: 99% -Melee weapon: 10% -Thrown weapons: 5% -Dodging: 80% -Speech: 80% -Barter: 25% -Outdoorsman: 25% |
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| Aug 13th, 2004 08:36 AM | ||
| Helm |
Hey baby, do you dig my charisma modifier? I've been thinking about it lately and I have pretty average stats, damn it. I did some long, hard introspection, and I've put down what I think is a pretty realistic record: Str: 13 Dex: 14 Con: 8 Int : 14 Wis : 8 Cha : 12 I should have killed two bits of dex for a point in con, in the long run less illness would be a good idea. Nobody has to jump through hoops in everyday life anyhow, damn it. I spent the rest of my character points getting this skill package: Cat Empathy : 2 Curb Balance : 1 Bully Bluff: 2 Tree Climb: 5 speciality: Lord of the schoolyard Computer Use : www.porn.com Craft spec: drawing birds Craft spec: pulling strings Cthulhu Mythos: 3% Girlfriend Diplomacy and Assorted Relationship Logistics: yes Hide penis between legs and pretend being a girl: Okay, only once, damn it. Innuendo : 7 and that's in inches wink wink nudge nudge say no more Jump: 1 I'm white Knowledge spec: stuff that make the friends cast go to sleep: 10 Glisten: 2 Jerk off silently: 2 speciality: sink water master Use door key: 5 Performance spec: Fag, 3 Manic-Depression: 4 Speak other Language: eeeennnnggggggllisshh : 4 je prefer le poule : 1 Spot:  Swim: badly Tumble: totally Used Rope: I got it from the back of my dad's pick-up van So baby, what's your package? I mean, nice package! Uh, yeah! Let's get this going. |
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