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| Aug 18th, 2004 04:04 PM | ||
| FS |
If I were the editor on this movie, I'd add a segment before the credits saying that 'this movie is dedicated to all the babies that died while making it' and then show pictures of babies with descriptions of how they died. "Oliver - fell in the pool and drowned" "Annie - drank bleach" "Peter - microwaved by brother" Or I'd just replace the whole movie with a movie about zombie babies, "Baby's Day Of The Dead", full of dead baby jokes and gratuitous shots of breasts. The babies can only be defeated by making them drink breast milk with nitroglycerin and then setting them on fire! |
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| Aug 18th, 2004 01:39 PM | ||
| EverythingWillSuck |
I LIKE TO BOOUUUNNNCCCEE 
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| Aug 17th, 2004 08:53 PM | ||
| Todeswalzer |
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| Aug 15th, 2004 09:16 PM | ||
| eggyolk |
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| Aug 15th, 2004 09:10 PM | ||
| N00bKill3R |
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| Aug 15th, 2004 07:42 PM | ||
| King Hadas | Your a terribly person Eggyolk. | |
| Aug 15th, 2004 07:29 PM | ||
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| Aug 15th, 2004 06:31 PM | ||
| FS | sports, you're just being recalcitrant. I bet you CAN'T GET ENOUGH of Beethoven. | |
| Aug 15th, 2004 06:05 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
Fuck you sports  The first Bethoven was my favorite movie....the i saw cujo. But thats not the point
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| Aug 15th, 2004 06:01 PM | ||
| sports | The Beethoven movies have always sucked pjalne. Is that agreeing with you...no. | |
| Aug 15th, 2004 05:39 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
sports: I bet you just like jerking off to the babies on the screen you fucking sick fucktard. 
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| Aug 15th, 2004 02:52 PM | ||
| bigtimecow | idont even remember there being a #1 | |
| Aug 15th, 2004 12:39 PM | ||
| pjalne | Shhh, don't scare him away. I'm trying to lure him into my trap. | |
| Aug 15th, 2004 09:20 AM | ||
| Spectre X | See, it's people like Sports here that would possibly justify any aliens destroying humanity. | |
| Aug 14th, 2004 06:48 PM | ||
| darkvare |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 03:42 PM | ||
| subterfuge | I think the people who actually animate all of these babies should be burned alive. Whenever these movies come out, you have to deal with a following 2 year trend of dancing babies. FUCK. | |
| Aug 14th, 2004 04:58 AM | ||
| pjalne |
I think the Beethoven movies ran out of steam by the time Judge Reinhold took over after Charles Grodin. SPORTS THIS POST IS A TRAP. IF YOU AGREE WTIH ME, YOU WILL FALL INTO MY TRAP. THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW. |
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| Aug 14th, 2004 04:23 AM | ||
| FS |
It is, and he is. Seriously, this is one of the lowest forms of humor on the planet. Fuck that, it's not even humor. The only people who go see this movie (or deem it 'not that bad' ) are drooling toddlers that haven't a clue what's going on but enjoy not getting punished for screaming at the pretty moving pictures and people falling over, and people who think a movie is funny when it's 'cute' and enjoy to laugh, ooh and aah in all the right places like a Pavlovian Hollywood dog. Which one are you, sports? And are you as GODDAMN EXCITED AS I AM about the latest sequel to Beethoven?
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| Aug 14th, 2004 03:33 AM | ||
| pjalne | If this is a sequel to that goddamn movie where the premise is some Asian bullshit about babies sharing some sort of galactic language and babies using these skills to communicate to comically push creepy adults down stairs, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST CUNT IN THE WORLD, SPORTS. | |
| Aug 13th, 2004 11:20 PM | ||
| Captain Goodtimes |
That's only because scott baio has the power of Baby Talk
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| Aug 13th, 2004 11:18 PM | ||
| Emu |
BUT Cast: Jon Voight, Scott Baio, Vanessa Angel COME ON 
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| Aug 13th, 2004 08:57 PM | ||
| Captain Goodtimes | Baby geinuses is the worst movie ever, i don't care what anyone else says. Manos, Gigggly, from justin 2 kelly, they are even closes. But Baby geinuses 2, god dammit. | |
| Aug 13th, 2004 08:48 PM | ||
| N00bKill3R | Close enough | |
| Aug 13th, 2004 08:33 PM | ||
| sports |
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| Aug 13th, 2004 07:38 PM | ||
| N00bKill3R | I'll bet sports fav movie is Earnest Scared Stupid | |
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