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| Aug 21st, 2004 01:06 AM | |||
| kahljorn |
One boy with the simple wish of wanting to change his clothes when a strange thing happens.... His wish gets stuck in conservo land! "Help! Mom! Rush limbaughs under my bed! A small lesson in liberalism" is a wonderful way to teach children the valuable lessons of liberalism. In simple text, parents and children follow Tommy on his quest to change out of his dirty clothes and get a nice new pair. As his dream gets stuck in Conservo land, Tommy's closet is hit with many obstacles. Conservo's keep appearing from behind the clothes stores, ordering him to wear a shirt and tie, referrencing his bad clothing problem with the falling taxes on lemonade stands and saying how much better it'd be if it were only under corporate control, forcing him to walk around with a picture of jesus tattooed on his ass, ordering them to hand out a bag of, "bush brand cocaine" at every clothing store along with a proposition of corporate war if they don't hand their companies over to God(for the good of the clothing industry, of course). Law after Law finally has poor tommy wearing scale male, with an animal fur leotard underneath. |
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| Aug 20th, 2004 05:55 PM | |||
| Emu | It'll be called "Help, Mom! Rush Limbaugh's in the Closet and he Won't Come Out!" | ||
| Aug 20th, 2004 02:11 AM | |||
| Perndog | It'd be just like this one only whinier. | ||
| Aug 19th, 2004 09:15 PM | |||
| Jeanette X | I'm also wondering what the liberal version of this would be like... | ||
| Aug 19th, 2004 01:37 PM | |||
| conus |
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| Aug 19th, 2004 11:02 AM | |||
| sspadowsky | This is one of my favorite things about idiotic people, but particularly hardcore conservatives: They think they can explain the entire breadth of government and political dynamics within the confines of something as simple as a lemonade stand. | ||
| Aug 19th, 2004 09:35 AM | |||
| CastroMotorOil | god that is horrible, but I'd lvoe to see a liberal equivalent of it if it exists, to see which party is better at brainwashing its kids. | ||
| Aug 19th, 2004 06:17 AM | |||
| Dole |
Ugh....it would be laughable if it wasn't so abhorrent. Get thos godless liberals away from me with their evil godless vegetables!! |
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| Aug 19th, 2004 05:04 AM | |||
| FS |
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Is the broccoli supposed to be a reference to marijuana only parents will get? I wish they had some illustrations to show. I'm dying to see how the evil liberals are rendered. |
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| Aug 19th, 2004 03:29 AM | |||
| conus | Cruised their site long enough to discover that they don't care much for George W. Bush, who apparently is a godless liberal. | ||
| Aug 19th, 2004 02:01 AM | |||
| Perndog | It's also so fucking hilarious it makes Satan fall off his chair laughing. | ||
| Aug 19th, 2004 01:48 AM | |||
| Sethomas |
Help! Mom! There are liberals under my bed! http://shop.wnd.com/store/item.asp?ITEM_ID=1617 This is so fucking revolting it makes baby Jesus cry. |
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