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Aug 20th, 2004 12:43 PM
AChimp Silence!
Aug 20th, 2004 12:34 PM
Cosmo Electrolux Chimps real name is Michael?
Aug 20th, 2004 11:57 AM
Pub Lover You expect me to believe that *someone* would give the same name to both a gorilla and a chimp!
Aug 20th, 2004 11:39 AM
Spectre X
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The Gorilla Foundation has studied gorilla intelligence by teaching American Sign Language to Koko and another gorilla, Michael, who died in 2000.
AChimp is a G-g-g-ghost!
No, he's a Chimp, dummy.
Aug 20th, 2004 11:10 AM
Pub Lover
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The Gorilla Foundation has studied gorilla intelligence by teaching American Sign Language to Koko and another gorilla, Michael, who died in 2000.
AChimp is a G-g-g-ghost!
Aug 10th, 2004 09:14 AM
mburbank Koko should be allowed to register to vote. I haven't been to a dentist in years and my mouth hurts like hell all the time.




Maybe that's why I'm so mean.



I wish someone would teach me sign language so I could ask to see a dentist.



And give me a kitten.











fucking gorilla
Aug 10th, 2004 05:14 AM
Abcdxxxx oh yeah? check THIS out....http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5479501/

I hear he's auditioning for the Broadway version of Harry and the Hendersons.
Aug 10th, 2004 12:56 AM
punkgrrrlie10 Story that is SO much more important

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...g_enterprise_1
Aug 9th, 2004 11:52 PM
Jeanette X Dentist Made Gorilla Swallow Semen

Tasted Funny, signs Gorilla
Aug 9th, 2004 09:31 PM
da blob she wouldn't eat her kitten as she's the one who asked for it if I remember well.


(not to mention gorillas are vegetarians)
Aug 9th, 2004 09:24 PM
Cosmo Electrolux In one article I read, Koko motioned for a woman in red to come closer...and the woman gave Koko a business card, which Koko promptly ate. Why would anyone give an ape a business card?
Aug 9th, 2004 07:01 PM
FS "Koko admires a kitten in this April 2, 1985 photo" Yes, right before FEASTING ON ITS FLESH
Aug 9th, 2004 06:52 PM
Preechr So this gorilla goes to a dentist and comes out 4 hours later with a sore ass... I wonder if she'll ever ask for anything else?
Aug 9th, 2004 06:48 PM
AChimp The remarkable part is that the creature informed it's handlers that it was experiencing orthodontic distress, indicating that it may be, in some small part, self-aware.
Aug 9th, 2004 06:23 PM
ScruU2wice
Insanely important story that you have to know about.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/0....ap/index.html

May God help us all..

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