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Aug 20th, 2004 08:58 PM
Seven Force
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Originally Posted by Mad Max
Not every fucktard here has two daughters to molest.
Aug 20th, 2004 06:29 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*
Oh... Max, I will never get bored of you saying that
Not every fucktard here has two daughters to molest.
Aug 20th, 2004 06:24 PM
FartinMowler Oh... Max, I will never get bored of you saying that
Aug 20th, 2004 06:19 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*
You know both of these guy's are going to be masturbating to old playboy's tonight
Not every fucktard here has two daughters to molest.
Aug 20th, 2004 06:19 PM
AChimp Your biography made me laugh.
Aug 20th, 2004 06:03 PM
FartinMowler You know both of these guy's are going to be masturbating to old playboy's tonight :/
Aug 20th, 2004 06:00 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Emu
Let me get this straight: You're like, 40 something, have two children, and when you get bored you write fan fiction about members of a message board where nobody likes you?
sweet mother of christ, man...you made me spit beer out of my nose!
Aug 20th, 2004 05:52 PM
FartinMowler Late 30's and Dablob likes me :/ because she is french and sexy I'm going to my friends to have a beer soon.
Aug 20th, 2004 05:47 PM
Emu Let me get this straight: You're like, 40 something, have two children, and when you get bored you write fan fiction about members of a message board where nobody likes you?
Aug 20th, 2004 05:20 PM
da blob I love you too, fartin.
Aug 20th, 2004 05:16 PM
FartinMowler
Biography by Fartinmowler

Dablob grew up in the small french village of manque d'hygiène attending the all girls school of filles avec les doigts smelly. Unfortunatly for Dablob she was acused of sexual impropriety by some of the school girls and was expelled. Dablob's family hired a famous lawyer that defended Gérard Depardieu in a case of a photographer accusing him of pushing him down a flight of stairs with his nose. The lawyer for Dablob fought back saying that the white foriegn fluid on Ms.Dablob's nose was not Semen and was in fact Grey Poupon mustard, but the case was thrown out. Dablob now lives on a farm finding Truffles. The farmer that hired her has said "she's améliorent qu'un porc, et mon épouse est fanatiquee d'elle".

Next week the Harrowing story of ArrowX...A boy who had a freak accident losing his groin standing too close to farm equipment and the doctor who used sheep parts to re-construct it, only to put it on upside down and backwards.


:/ I was bored today...so sue me.
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