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Aug 28th, 2004 12:18 AM | ||
kahljorn |
Yea, well I've almost been lynched twice ![]() True story. |
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Aug 27th, 2004 11:55 PM | ||
Sethomas | YEAH??? Well I saw the pope THREE TIMES, FUCKER!!! | |
Aug 27th, 2004 11:53 PM | ||
Ant10708 | Lucky you | |
Aug 27th, 2004 06:25 AM | ||
davinxtk |
Cape Air? That plane landed within a 20 minute drive of where I'm sitting. |
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Aug 26th, 2004 10:41 AM | ||
mburbank |
DON'T YOU FUCKERS DIS BEA ARTHUR!!!!! DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, DIS BEA ARTHUR! |
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Aug 26th, 2004 07:31 AM | ||
Captain Goodtimes | It's part of her new reality series called Bea Yourself on the Lifetime Network. | |
Aug 26th, 2004 05:24 AM | ||
FS |
Bea Arthur isn't a hermaphrodite - or rather - it has not yet been proven that she isn't one. ![]() As for Jodie Foster and Jamie Lee Curtis, are you sure you're not thinking of the word 'androgynous', or were you also kidding? |
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Aug 26th, 2004 02:24 AM | ||
ziggytrix |
the plus side to being an older famous person is that you can get away with this shit :jealous when i get older and try to pull this kinda thing i'll just get maced. ![]() |
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Aug 25th, 2004 08:56 PM | ||
kahljorn |
Maybe she is. People always tell me i look like Jodie foster(my ex-girlfriend said that every ten seconds), but I don't believe them ![]() That's prolly where i got the idea that she's intersexed. |
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Aug 25th, 2004 08:47 PM | ||
Jeanette X |
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Aug 25th, 2004 04:20 PM | ||
kahljorn | whoa whoa whoa, wait a second. Bea arthur's a hemaphrodite? I've heard Jodie Foster is intersexed, but never bea arthur hemaphorditeness. | |
Aug 25th, 2004 03:28 PM | ||
FS | I find it funnier to think about the employees desperately trying to humor Bea while in fact they're seething with rage inside over the fact that their day had to get complicated because of some uppity Jurassic Hollywood hermaphrodite. | |
Aug 25th, 2004 03:14 PM | ||
mburbank |
I'm sorry, but if you think of it in her voice it's hysterical. If Bea Arthur doesn't make you laugh, think of Abe Vigoda doing it. I can't tell them apart. If you don't know who either one of them are there's nothing I can do for you. |
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Aug 25th, 2004 02:35 PM | ||
Emu | And thus Alzheimer's claims another victim. | |
Aug 25th, 2004 12:40 PM | ||
Anonymous | What a card! | |
Aug 25th, 2004 12:38 PM | ||
FS |
Bea Arthur loses mind, tries to hijack airplane Oh sure. She was "cracking" "jokes". What a "character". Golden Girl Causes Terrorist Scare in Boston Golden Girls star Bea Arthur sparked a security scare at Boston's Logan International Airport earlier this week when she tried to board a flight with a pocketknife in her handbag. The actress, 81, was about to board a Cape Air flight when a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agent discovered the offensive article in her belongings, which is strictly forbidden on airplanes since the September 11th attacks. A fellow passenger says, "She started yelling that it wasn't hers and said 'The terrorists put it there'. She kept yelling about the 'terrorists, the terrorists, the terrorists'." After the knife was confiscated by TSA officials, the funnywoman pulled out a key ring from her bag and told the agent it belonged to the "terrorists", before throwing it at them. As she boarded the plane, the Emmy-winning star told the TSA employees, "We're all doomed." A spokeswoman for Cape Air says, "Miss Arthur was cracking jokes and was a real character." |