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Aug 28th, 2004 12:18 AM
kahljorn Yea, well I've almost been lynched twice



True story.
Aug 27th, 2004 11:55 PM
Sethomas YEAH??? Well I saw the pope THREE TIMES, FUCKER!!!
Aug 27th, 2004 11:53 PM
Ant10708 Lucky you
Aug 27th, 2004 06:25 AM
davinxtk Cape Air?




That plane landed within a 20 minute drive of where I'm sitting.
Aug 26th, 2004 10:41 AM
mburbank DON'T YOU FUCKERS DIS BEA ARTHUR!!!!!



DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, DIS BEA ARTHUR!
Aug 26th, 2004 07:31 AM
Captain Goodtimes It's part of her new reality series called Bea Yourself on the Lifetime Network.
Aug 26th, 2004 05:24 AM
FS Bea Arthur isn't a hermaphrodite - or rather - it has not yet been proven that she isn't one. I was just kidding.

As for Jodie Foster and Jamie Lee Curtis, are you sure you're not thinking of the word 'androgynous', or were you also kidding?
Aug 26th, 2004 02:24 AM
ziggytrix the plus side to being an older famous person is that you can get away with this shit :jealous

when i get older and try to pull this kinda thing i'll just get maced.
Aug 25th, 2004 08:56 PM
kahljorn Maybe she is. People always tell me i look like Jodie foster(my ex-girlfriend said that every ten seconds), but I don't believe them . That's my new favorite emoticon.
That's prolly where i got the idea that she's intersexed.
Aug 25th, 2004 08:47 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
whoa whoa whoa, wait a second. Bea arthur's a hemaphrodite? I've heard Jodie Foster is intersexed, but never bea arthur hemaphorditeness.
I thought it was Jamie Lee Curtis who was supposedly intersexed...
Aug 25th, 2004 04:20 PM
kahljorn whoa whoa whoa, wait a second. Bea arthur's a hemaphrodite? I've heard Jodie Foster is intersexed, but never bea arthur hemaphorditeness.
Aug 25th, 2004 03:28 PM
FS I find it funnier to think about the employees desperately trying to humor Bea while in fact they're seething with rage inside over the fact that their day had to get complicated because of some uppity Jurassic Hollywood hermaphrodite.
Aug 25th, 2004 03:14 PM
mburbank I'm sorry, but if you think of it in her voice it's hysterical.

If Bea Arthur doesn't make you laugh, think of Abe Vigoda doing it.
I can't tell them apart.

If you don't know who either one of them are there's nothing I can do for you.
Aug 25th, 2004 02:35 PM
Emu And thus Alzheimer's claims another victim.
Aug 25th, 2004 12:40 PM
Anonymous What a card!
Aug 25th, 2004 12:38 PM
FS
Bea Arthur loses mind, tries to hijack airplane

Oh sure. She was "cracking" "jokes". What a "character".



Golden Girl Causes Terrorist Scare in Boston

Golden Girls star Bea Arthur sparked a security scare at Boston's Logan International Airport earlier this week when she tried to board a flight with a pocketknife in her handbag. The actress, 81, was about to board a Cape Air flight when a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agent discovered the offensive article in her belongings, which is strictly forbidden on airplanes since the September 11th attacks. A fellow passenger says, "She started yelling that it wasn't hers and said 'The terrorists put it there'. She kept yelling about the 'terrorists, the terrorists, the terrorists'." After the knife was confiscated by TSA officials, the funnywoman pulled out a key ring from her bag and told the agent it belonged to the "terrorists", before throwing it at them. As she boarded the plane, the Emmy-winning star told the TSA employees, "We're all doomed." A spokeswoman for Cape Air says, "Miss Arthur was cracking jokes and was a real character."

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