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Aug 26th, 2004 10:45 AM
mburbank So, a preist, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a room and about five minutes later they've beaten each other to death with table lamps.




Well, it's funny to GOD! Obviously.


Wait, I told it wrong, it's not a priest, it's a Sothern Baptists Minister.


The Priest is supposed to be there, but he never shows, he's busy screwing an alter boy up the ass.


And then a snake handler goes "Wow, those guys are SO fucked up" and then a venemous snake bites him and he dies.
Aug 25th, 2004 09:12 PM
Vibecrewangel
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As long as I have a right to my own emoticons
Aug 25th, 2004 07:24 PM
kahljorn WELL YOU AHVE A RIGHT TO YOUR OWN EMOTIONS, BUT DONT TRY TO FORCE THEM ON OTHER PEOPLE.
Aug 25th, 2004 06:18 PM
Baalzamon
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"Of course it's true. Why would God lie to us?"
when people say that its not funny, its sad
Aug 25th, 2004 04:49 PM
EisigerBiskuit I know a better one.

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I don't find religious jokes funny anymore
Aug 25th, 2004 03:53 PM
Sethomas
Religious Joke!

A professor walks into the classroom on the first day of his Theology class. The first thing he poses to his students is the question, "How do we know the bible is true?"

To which a student responded, "Of course it's true. Why would God lie to us?"




It's funny because I know people like that.

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