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Sep 7th, 2004 11:52 AM
mubert ...Do you have some kind of grudge against me?
Sep 7th, 2004 11:51 AM
My Unsaid Everything I got into an e - mail conversation with one of those people, saying that I couldn't send them money for "religious reasons".

Ain't had any of them since, oddly enough.
Sep 7th, 2004 11:48 AM
Helm Shut up.
Sep 7th, 2004 11:32 AM
mubert Yeah, if I understood what he said, he would be almost as cool as someone else foreign like Pjalne, just that Pjalne is cooler.
Sep 7th, 2004 09:14 AM
Helm Onan is awesome.
Sep 7th, 2004 09:01 AM
MetalMilitia haha, reminds me of this
http://files.redvsblue.com/NYC2/RvB_NYC2.mov

the email bit... "Pardom me by friend but i am nigerian royalty and i need you to send me money"
Aug 31st, 2004 01:46 PM
Matt Harty onan you sure are something else!
Aug 31st, 2004 01:32 PM
Onan Le successeur de la Duché viendra,
Beaucoup plus outre que la mer de Toscane,
Gauloise branche la Florence tiendra,
Dans son giron d'accord nautique Rane.
Aug 31st, 2004 12:52 PM
ArrowX COMMUNIST!

The internet is red enough as it is my "Equality" go sell your Fagradship with another forum you cicle fucking Red
Aug 31st, 2004 12:51 PM
Snake Basket Some people receive mail.
Others don't.
Weird.

Aug 31st, 2004 12:49 PM
Zhukov
Quote:
Revolutionary
United
Front (RUF)
Jesus Christ. It's the United Revolutionary Front for starters.

And whoever is sending me constant emails encouraging me to move to Virginia; can you please stop it?
Aug 31st, 2004 12:47 PM
Ftang Ftang Olay OLay SWEEEEEEET!!!!!!!

i'm gonna try
Aug 31st, 2004 12:45 PM
Geggy it really works! i gave them my bank account number twice and now i have a little over 106 million dollars in my account! bible truth!
Aug 31st, 2004 12:40 PM
ArrowX I read the word osama in there so it must be a trick! Only evil freedom hating terrorists have names like Ahmad and Osama and Musa
Aug 31st, 2004 12:37 PM
Ftang Ftang Olay OLay this guy sounds alright but i'd hide your own money just incase

I drank the chocolate milk dudefather
Aug 31st, 2004 12:25 PM
the_dudefather but you told others about it! he said to keep it secret! how will you get your free money now?
Aug 31st, 2004 12:02 PM
Bod I was thinking of helping him too............
He sounded so sincere.
Aug 31st, 2004 11:59 AM
Dole How can you all doubt Mr Kabbah, you heartless bastards!!
Aug 31st, 2004 11:45 AM
McClain And horrible sentence structure! It's a dead giveaway.

Hello and due to my family misfortune of aparthide on behalf of my mother and her benefactors of $56 million Yen, in compartment of Union Certified Bank blah blah blah...
Aug 31st, 2004 11:34 AM
FS I love those. They always have such creative stories.
Aug 31st, 2004 11:33 AM
Bod I've had loads asking for crdit card detail, but never quite so log-winded or extravagant
Aug 31st, 2004 11:27 AM
AChimp Yeah, I literally get dozens of them everyday. It's spam that's trying to trick you into giving out your bank account number.
Aug 31st, 2004 11:25 AM
Bod
Most Bizarre Email I have ever received

I'm well aware that there's all sorts of weird stuff bouncing around the net and I get lots of dodgy emails saying "here's what you asked for" with suspicious attachment.

But this has to be the weirdest. I don't believe it's any of more friends having a laugh, their attention span isn't that long. Has anyone ever recieved an email like this? It is rather long, but scan through you get the jist:


MR. MUSA KABBAH
BURKINA FASO OUGADUOGUO,WEST AFRICA.
00226 78 89 34 06

Dear Friend ,

I know that this letter may come to you as a surprise but your contact
was
given to me by a reliable friend of my father working in Burkina Faso
Chambers of Commerce, Industries and Agriculture,after I told him that
I
needed a reliable and honest business partner outside Burkina Faso.

My name is MR.MUSA KABBAH.I am a Sierra Leonean and the son of the late

Osman Kabbah, former Director-General of Gold and Diamond Office (GDO)
in
Freetown, he replaced the Lebanese business tycoon Mr Jamil Mohamed
Saheed
who was sacked by the government of President Ahmed Tejan Kabbah,
unfortunately, my father was attacked by rebels of the Revolutionary
United
Front (RUF)in Kono, Eastern Sierra Leone.

He survived the bullet wounds and was hospitalised at the Connaught
Hospital
in Freetown where he later died of internal bleeding. Before he died,
he
revealed to me that he has US$18.5 MILLION in an Iron Crate which he
lodged
in a security company for safe keeping in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.

And that he registered the contents of the box as family treasures
which
belongs to him and his foreign partner he also confided in me that he
kept
the certificate of the deposit and the keys of the box in his personal
safe.

As at last month, I traced the address of the security company to
Ouagadougou, Capital of Burkina Faso a west african french speaking
country.
Backed with the certificate and receipt of the part payment, I met with

the
Director of the security company with the receipt for collection of the

box.

After thorough verifications, he agreed for the release provided I can
come
along with the foreign partner who is involved in the transaction.

Based on this development, I contacted a friend of my father who is
working
at the Chamber of Commerce to assist me to seek for a reliable, honest
and
well-established individual that has business foresight, he then gave
me
your contact as somebody he believes will give me a fair transaction
and
consideration.

I propose that you come as the foreign partner concerned so that we can

retrieve the money from the security company. I have decided that for
all
assistance and inconveniences, 20% of the total sum would be yours,
while
the rest of the remaining balance will be put into investment
opportunities
in any profitable area you might suggest in your country or any where
else
you trust.

Please keep this proposal in the most confidential manner and I assure
you
of our 100% risk free transaction. Please let me be informed of your
decision to come so that I can work on your visa.

While I close here, I hope that Almighty Allah will give you the power
to do
this transaction with me and I am waiting for your urgent response to
this
letter. You can send me Email through the above address.
Thanks so much for your co-operation.

Yours Faithfully
MR. MUSA KABBAH.

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